Lapdances and Orgasms

Hey everyone! First of all, thanks for all the nice/concerned e-mails regarding my last post. In case I didn't write you back, and for those of you who didn't write in the first place, everything worked out for the best. I'm free and in no danger of being sent to the loony-hospital again, plus Beth has stopped her little quest to ruin my life. She sort of had to since (thanks to the advice of one of my friends from this site) I got a personal protection order against her. Yay law! :P

Also, I'm feeling very good lately. I started running again, and for the past few weeks I've been running about ninety minutes a day. I've lost four pounds so far, which wasn't exactly my intent, but still it's always nice to see on the scale! More important is the fact that both my ass and breasts are looking firmer than they have in a while. Again, this wasn't the goal: I only started running again because the weather suddenly got really nice and I missed being outdoors. Now, I'm hooked! I can't believe I didn't discover how awesome a good jog is years ago. Shrugs... 

So anyway, the reason I'm posting this morning is to ask a question: is it just a local phenomenon, or have handjobs and blowjobs at stripclubs become the norm nationwide?

Let me explain. Ever since I've been dancing, I've known that orgasms in the VIP room (aka "champaign room") are just part of the job. In fact, whenever a new dancer asks for advice I tell her that her goal while giving lapdances should be to get the guy off. It doesn't usually happen, of course-- most guys get hard as a rock from a good dance/grinding-session, but are unable to climax through such maneuvers. Still, my goal as a dancer is to get them off because by attempting to do so they're much more likely to continue asking for dances. A lame no-contact dance may result in just one $20 song while a full ass/crotch grind could result in eight or nine songs. You do the math!

Anyway, yeah, so that's always been the norm. You try your hardest, and sometimes they cum. Usually they're embarrassed if they do, which has never made sense to me. I mean, sometimes I get off from such dances, too! It's just how it is, something you can't really control. I guess guys get embarrassed for cumming in their pants, but whatever.

Here's the thing, though. Ever since I've been dancing, I've known that some girls are willing to do a lot more than just a simple dance to get a guy off. Like, they'll offer to jerk the customer off in exchange for a promise of a certain number of dances. That's always code, btw: the dancer says, "Stay for six dances and I'll stroke you off" means "Pay me $120 and I'll give you a handjob". Some dancers even offer blowjobs, and occaissionaly out-and-out sex for larger fees. This is just the reality of the job, a job that while I obviously don't look down on at all does manage to attract some really... uhm, let's just say, depraved girls. That's life.

It's also always very rare, until recently. Official policy at the club I've been working at now for more than two years is that lapdances are to involve little physical contact, and absolutely no direct contact. It used to be that the club would dismiss dancers caught breaking this rule. The bouncers in the VIP room would sometimes even interrupt such acts, kicking out both the dancer and the customer. The reason? Liquour license. The club couldn't afford to risk losing it by contracting with dancers (remember, we're not employees; we're independent contractors) who prostitute themselves.

In the past I've even gotten several girls dismissed by ratting them out. Why? Because it's not fair! I mean, I'm going to lose customers if the ones I'm dancing for notice that some other girl is going down on her client. He's going to wonder why he's paying me the same amount the guy across from us is paying while, but he's only receiving a grind/dance. Heck, I've even had customers tell me they didn't want anymore dances, only to later see them receiving more dances from the slutty/prostitute girl in question.

Lately, things have changed. Handjobs and even blowjobs are no longer the exception, they're basically the rule. Over the last few months I've learned that unless I want each dance to only last one song I have to at least hint I'll do more than just grind. Also, to actually get a bunch of dances I have to promise handjobs. And I do them, too.

Which, by the way, isn't as humiliating/trashy as it sounds. All I do is unzip the guy's fly, pull his cock out, and jerk him off. In some ways it's actually a lot easier than doing a full lapdance, and it definitely pays more. Lol, maybe it's been too long since I've had a regular boyfriend or something, but jerking off a guy I'm straddling usually gets me off, too. Yes, I let them touch me, that's sort of the unspoken rule (not every guy does, though, which is sort of weird/awkward).

So why have things at the club changed so drastically? Part of the explanation lies, I think, in what the club's manager told me the last time I complained a girl was giving BJ's in the VIP room. This was about three months ago or so, and I hadn't started joining the new trend yet. He said, "Shannon, look. She's willing to do it and the cops aren't raiding anymore. I can't fire every girl who does that in an environment like this, or you'll be the only dancer I have left."

Key point: the cops aren't raiding anymore!

The county sheriffs have raided us before, in the past. I've been through two of them at this club, and two more at the other club I worked at (the one I started at). Basically they send in undercover cops who basically hint during a lapdance that they want more than just a dance. Thankfully, I've never agreed. I always just said what I usually say, "Aww, sorry honey! We can still have fun, right?". Not all girls I've worked with have done the same, though. They've suggested that a payment of, say, $150 would get them a blowjob. Once the money exchanges hands, the guy pulls out his badge and the whole club ends up being shutdown (not literally, but who wants to go to a stripclub whose parking lot has cop cars in it? Business basically dies for the night). 

My manager was right, though. That just doesn't happen anymore. There hasn't been a raid in at least a year. Now new dancers, especially, are offering to do more than just simple lapdances because they have no reason to think there will be consequences. That's forcing me, a veteran, to do more, too. 

So is this just a local thing, or is this happening nationwide? Is it the newly elected sherriff's fault for not running sting operations, or is prostitution being accepted all over all of a sudden?

One last thing before I end this rather long post. Years ago, when I was still in college, I worked with a woman I'll call Samantha who was a total fucking bitch. She was older than me, though not by a lot, and I think she resented the fact that I was younger and in better shape than her. The men in the office we worked in took an immediate liking to me, and I think she hated that. Anyway, she always treated me like dirt. When someone stole some money out of the petty cash once (I think I blogged about this back then, but I might be wrong!) she not only blamed me, she made it her personal mission in life to get me fired for it. I was innocent by the way. I swear!

Anyway, you can see why I wouldn't much care for this person. And I've had absolutely no contact with her since I left that company. In fact, I'd barely thought about her in years. Then, about a week ago, one of the people who also worked at that office, who I'm still (sort of) friends with, sent me an e-mail about her. It read, in part:

"Not sure you're gonna wanna see this but I thought it was funny at least. [NAME REMOVED BY ME!] forwarded me this link. It's a NSFW video of that bitch we used to work with at [COMPANY NAME REMOVED BY ME!]. Serious can you believe this? Of all people, who knew?"

Here's the video my friend sent me. And seriously, this is definitely my old co-worker, the uptight bitch who made my life hell!!!

Anyway, I thought it was funny. Seeing her, after all these years, getting spanked and treated like shit by some guy who supposedly doesn't know her. What I'd like to know is whether or not she's been in more movies? I mean, has she become a professional actress, or was this something she did just the one time? Shrugs... if any of you out there have any info on that, I'd definitely appreciate hearing about it!

Also... felt kind of weird fingering myself while watching my old nemesis. Sigh. I so, so need to find a man.

Later!

-shannon-

p.s. The video says her name is "Cate"... that's not her real name!

Suburban Girl Part Six

Yep, I posted it over at http://www.storiesonline.net/. For those of you who don't know about that site, click here (or just take my word when I say that I'm just a member of that site; I don't run it, receive any money from it, etc.). I'll post it here, too, once I get motivated enough. :P

Oh, and for those of you wondering about me and my last post, let's just say I'm not going to any of those meetings anymore. I've been too busy doing this with with Beth:

Two Young Girls Practice Kissing on Each Other

Looks like you've got kissing down. Now go do your math homework.

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:) Btw, no, that's not really me and her (if you even had to ask!).

Barack and Roll! Kinda...

Okay! So I'm happy right now b/c Obama wasn't crushed tonight... it's disappointing he didn't pull off any major upsets (in, say, NY or CA or MA) but at least his head is still above water and no one can claim that Hillary is now the presumptave nominee. So... yay! :P

True to my word I'm going through the comments on my previous thread. There ended up being 40 comments, but remember that for a comment to count it had to include the state you live in and a promise to vote for Obama. If 20 of those comments meet that criteria, I will post a picture of myself on this blog. A real picture of me. Right here. For the first time ever.

So let's go through the comments and see if you guys did it! (I'm writing this list in order, as I read the comments... oh, there was also the criteria that the comment had to have been made before 8pm eastern time!). So let's see whose comments qualified:

1.) Jason
2.) Anonymous 1
3.) Jim (swearing on the holiest document of all!)
4.) Austin (forgot to swear but his state, CT, was a big upset for Obama so I'll give it to him...)
5.) Pierce
6.) Rick
7.) RJ (almost disqualified but a Google search for "jayhawk" revealed that it's the mascot for the University of Kansas... so I guess that counts! :)
8.) Bethany
9.) ET (his second post saved his first from not counting!)
10.) Todd D. (he didn't swear but... close enough!)
11.) Murph (wife's vote didn't count b/c she didn't promise or swear!)
12.) Anonymous 2
13.) Justin
14.) Robert (Ooooo! Sorry, Robert's comment came in at 8:03pm so it doesn't count! ...but, Missouri did swing back to Barack at the last minute in the race so... yeah, I'll count it!)

Even with Robert's late vote being counted, though, we still ended up six votes shy of the margin needed for me to post a pic of myself. So my anonymity remains safe! Unless someone can audit these results and prove to me that I made a mistake or something? Shrugs... I'm too lazy to audit it myself so go ahead, make your case!

-shannon-
~relieved... about Obama not being crushed, and that I don't have to fulfill my promise! :P~

p.s. Here's a consolation prize in case no one can prove my initial review of the comments wrong:

SG Part Three FTW! :)

Hey everyone! I'm sorry it's taken so long to get the next part of Suburban Girl up and posted... it went through several rewrites and basically I just got so sick of wondering what I left out/if I explained stuff correctly that tonight I decided, "Okay, this re-read is to correct grammar and spelling ONLY." So I did that. Just now. I can't say I'm totally happy with the result but I still think it's pretty good. Anyway, as always you can find the story over at StoriesOnline.net, or on the Alt.Sex.Stories.Moderated newsgroup. Unfortunately I still can't add it here to this site b/c the ASSTR.org admins haven't gotten back to me on what's wrong with my account (nothing I upload seems to show up!) but that hasn't stopped 4,293 of you from finding it on SOL (and it giving it an average score of 8.43! Not too bad but remember ppl: 10's only!!! We have to fight against the 1's and 2's the anti-forbidden-genre ppl love to dole out!).

By the way, someone recently asked me if I'm affiliated with Storiesonline.net in some way. The answer is no! No no no! I'm a member, just like you! I registered for free like most of you do, years ago, and eventually earned a "premium" account because of the stories I've contributed (which, frankly, is only a little bit better than the free account). But I don't get paid a dime, and I DEFINITELY have no control over how the site is run! Lol, if I did my stories would all have 10's. :P

What I like about SOL is that it's so easy to add and update stories to it, plus (despite the rants I've given before) the scoring system and top 10's and all that are pretty neat. And the lack of ads/pop-ups/etc. The only thing I don't like is the fact that you have to register in order to download/view stories there. I mean, it's free to register, but it's still a pain. Plus, with a free account they're always telling you about the stuff you'd get if you'd upgrade to premium (like category searches, simple stuff like that...nothing too major). You know me, I like everything to be free! But hey, not many people peruse the newsgroup for erotic smut anymore... argh. I remember the good old days. Sigh. Anyway!

So yeah, head on over to SOL.net, register for free if you haven't already, and look up my story. "Suburban Girl". Or, once you're registered and logged in, you could try using this link. It might bring you to a list of all three of my stories, but I'm too lazy to test to see if it works right now. Please post in comments if it doesn't!

Oh, and here's a little movie-love for you real fans out there! I'm pretty sure I haven't posted this one yet but if I have, the heck with it. I'm too lazy and tired to go looking for some other new porn for you all. I mean, you're supposed to be looking for porn to share with me on the forum and via e-mail, remember? To keep me excited and writing? Remember?! :P

As always, definitely e-mail me with your thoughts on SG3. Your comments are the reason I keep writing! That and the porn... thanks Sphere, Dolemite, and VooDoo!



-shannon-

Working Hard on Chapter Three!

Suburban Girl is doing so-so. On SOL I mean. Currently it's been downloaded almost 3700 times, has been marked as "favorite" ("library" in SOL terms) 80 times, and has a score of 8.18 out of 10. That's not bad! My average has been wrecked by some 10/10/1 scores, but whatever. I know the subject matter won't appeal to everyone, I knew that when I wrote it. What I don't get is why someone would read it, knowing what it's about (the story-codes I've labeled it with leave no surprises) and then praise my writing and then trash its appeal. Shrugs. Can someone please explain?!?

Someone made a comment to this blog recently, where they said that I write best when my life is at its worst. Wrong! That's not true. Because my life is always fucked up, silly! The truth is I write best when I am horny. And yes, I have a boyfriend right now, and he's awesome between the sheets. If anything, having a constant cock in my life only makes me hornier. And thus I write better. I write best when I'm horny, you see. So it's movies like this that get me writing. Long story short? If you want to see chapter three of SG anytime soon, try and get me horny.

I dare you.

:P

SG Chapter Two!

Well, this is when things get really nasty! ;)

As promised, Part Two of my newest story, "Suburban Girl" has been posted. Please head on over to storiesonline.net to see it (it should show up soon), or check it out on alt.sex.stories.moderated. I'd try posting it here to the site but since Part One still won't show up (and the admins at ASSTR.org haven't returned any of my e-mails asking why that is) I'm not going to bother right now.

Oh! And in anticipation of the high scores* you'll likely give my newest effort, here's another embedded movie! Can anyone see this, btw?! Sometimes they don't show up even for me, but sometimes they do. Shrugs! It's worth a try in any event...



-shannon-

*If you happened to notice a post I made late last night where I sounded very frustrated and angry (I also copied an entire chat I'd had with the person who had made me so upset), you didn't imagine it. Thing is, though, I didn't mean to post it. In fact, I didn't think I had until I saw it up this morning! I deleted it right away because it was written while I was very upset and, like I said, I thought I'd been smart and hit the "save now" button so I could review it after I calmed down. See, the guy I'd been chatting with had told me he was one of my biggest fans and all that, but then had gone on to say he gave my newest story bad scores. We got into a debate about that since I think fans of this site should give my stories all 10's on SOL to balance out the people who *hate* anything not "normal"... well, it's not worth going over again. Suffice it to say I regretted posting that message and it's gone now.

Mails Have All the Fun

What follows is a sampling of the kind of fan-mail and hate-mail I get on a regular basis... each entry starts with an explanation of what warranted the email in question, proceeds to show the letter itself (unedited), then offers my response. This might be entertaining for you but if it isn't feel free to contact me! :P

1- Fan Mail?: Over the weekend I posted a message on SOL about how I was looking for an editor to help me with my latest story. Here was one of the responses I received.

From: Gama B*** <*****@gmail.com>
Date: October 3, 2007
Subject: Editor Request for Suburban Girl
Message: I was a technical writer for three years. I love erotic literature. I would have possible introduced Amy before their first sexual encounter, setting the stage for her being "bad girl" in town a bit more. I'm glad that Amy did not invite Elissa over to play with Becky yet... It's a good segue into a new chapter later. Have you thought about Becky loving very large cocks, or extreme penetration? One notion would be that she has cervical penetration, and a lover cums straight in her womb, getting her pregnant. That would lead into even more chapters, just from that one event.

My Response: Uhmm... a would-be editor who can't finish a sentence without making a dozen grammatical mistakes (not to mention the physiological ones)? How could I refuse! And yet I did. I must be crazy.

2- Hate Mail: Suburban Girl Part One.

From: Lucius <*****@yahoo.com>
Date: September 30, 2007
Subject: from a fan
Message: god will svea u if u ask him. what u write is poysin to beliefers and ur fingers shuld be cut away but that turns u on? omg the lowset place in hell is for u.

My Response: Yes, losing my fingers would be so hot! In fact I must, I must, I... shudder. Okay, somehow I resisted the impulse to find a knife. Whew! I need my fingers... :P

3- Hate Mail?: Trailer Trash Teen Ch. 10.

From: Never Pulsed <*****@***.com>
Date: September 30, 2007
Subject: hottest thing ever read
Message: OMG you made her cum! You have to haeve to do a squel to this! yOu made a gril come with her unkel fucking her how sik is that? worst thing is you must haev fuked yourself while riting it. did you ever fuck unkel? I am one and my neices stay away from me. one is 14 and I want her here. sHe is so hot and I want to fuck her. what if i MADE her? Advise?!?

My Response: The best advice I can give you is this: slit your wrists. Right now, slit them. Open up your veins and die! Because if you can even consider raping your neice (and yes, it would be rape by any definition), that's what you should do first. Die, I mean. Die first, rape later, that's my motto. And in response to your question? No I never fucked my uncle. I never ever even once fucked him. He fucked me. There is a difference. So go to Hell and die, sicko! This site might be based on forbidden fantasies but it was never meant to justify your illegal and immoral ones. So there.

....

Lol! Okay, sorry for copying-and-pasting you all to death! Here's another video you might like. Consider it my apology for publicly smashing the assholes who wrote the letters above.

Suburban Girl Part 1 Is Doing Well!

And that makes me happy! Because on SOL it currently has 1,563 views, 45 votes, and an average score of 8.21! I know, not enough to get it onto the "Top Scores" section of the site, but it's still pretty good for a hard-core, underage, d/s story on SOL. And I have you, the fans of this site, to thank for this terrific response. "Suburban Girl" is getting an even better response than "Trailer Trash Teen" did in its early days, and that's saying something! And that's why I've decided to try something new with this post... I'm embedding a little porno movie I found on yuvutu.com here, something I've never tried before. Consider it my way of saying, "Thanks!". Let's hope it works!



Pretty hot, huh? Assuming it worked, and you watched it, I bet you're wishing I would post more videos that turn me on... and I will, too, so long as this experiment works! My motivation for doing so also relies on my stories getting positive scores on SOL.net, though (scroll down to the third request on that page for info)! Yes, I know, I'm a whore for praise from anonymous erotica readers, but at least I'm honest about it. :P So if you still haven't gone over to storiesonline.net to vote all 10's for "Suburban Girl" (and btw, why would you e-mail me to brag that you gave the story all 9's?!? I've received *two* e-mails from ppl who clearly think I'd go down on them for such a lackluster endorsement... grrr!), please make sure that you do... you don't want me whining and begging again like I did in my last blog entry, do you? :P

shannon