SG Part Three FTW! :)

Hey everyone! I'm sorry it's taken so long to get the next part of Suburban Girl up and posted... it went through several rewrites and basically I just got so sick of wondering what I left out/if I explained stuff correctly that tonight I decided, "Okay, this re-read is to correct grammar and spelling ONLY." So I did that. Just now. I can't say I'm totally happy with the result but I still think it's pretty good. Anyway, as always you can find the story over at StoriesOnline.net, or on the Alt.Sex.Stories.Moderated newsgroup. Unfortunately I still can't add it here to this site b/c the ASSTR.org admins haven't gotten back to me on what's wrong with my account (nothing I upload seems to show up!) but that hasn't stopped 4,293 of you from finding it on SOL (and it giving it an average score of 8.43! Not too bad but remember ppl: 10's only!!! We have to fight against the 1's and 2's the anti-forbidden-genre ppl love to dole out!).

By the way, someone recently asked me if I'm affiliated with Storiesonline.net in some way. The answer is no! No no no! I'm a member, just like you! I registered for free like most of you do, years ago, and eventually earned a "premium" account because of the stories I've contributed (which, frankly, is only a little bit better than the free account). But I don't get paid a dime, and I DEFINITELY have no control over how the site is run! Lol, if I did my stories would all have 10's. :P

What I like about SOL is that it's so easy to add and update stories to it, plus (despite the rants I've given before) the scoring system and top 10's and all that are pretty neat. And the lack of ads/pop-ups/etc. The only thing I don't like is the fact that you have to register in order to download/view stories there. I mean, it's free to register, but it's still a pain. Plus, with a free account they're always telling you about the stuff you'd get if you'd upgrade to premium (like category searches, simple stuff like that...nothing too major). You know me, I like everything to be free! But hey, not many people peruse the newsgroup for erotic smut anymore... argh. I remember the good old days. Sigh. Anyway!

So yeah, head on over to SOL.net, register for free if you haven't already, and look up my story. "Suburban Girl". Or, once you're registered and logged in, you could try using this link. It might bring you to a list of all three of my stories, but I'm too lazy to test to see if it works right now. Please post in comments if it doesn't!

Oh, and here's a little movie-love for you real fans out there! I'm pretty sure I haven't posted this one yet but if I have, the heck with it. I'm too lazy and tired to go looking for some other new porn for you all. I mean, you're supposed to be looking for porn to share with me on the forum and via e-mail, remember? To keep me excited and writing? Remember?! :P

As always, definitely e-mail me with your thoughts on SG3. Your comments are the reason I keep writing! That and the porn... thanks Sphere, Dolemite, and VooDoo!



-shannon-

SG Part Three FTW! :)

Hey everyone! I'm sorry it's taken so long to get the next part of Suburban Girl up and posted... it went through several rewrites and basically I just got so sick of wondering what I left out/if I explained stuff correctly that tonight I decided, "Okay, this re-read is to correct grammar and spelling ONLY." So I did that. Just now. I can't say I'm totally happy with the result but I still think it's pretty good. Anyway, as always you can find the story over at StoriesOnline.net, or on the Alt.Sex.Stories.Moderated newsgroup. Unfortunately I still can't add it here to this site b/c the ASSTR.org admins haven't gotten back to me on what's wrong with my account (nothing I upload seems to show up!) but that hasn't stopped 4,293 of you from finding it on SOL (and it giving it an average score of 8.43! Not too bad but remember ppl: 10's only!!! We have to fight against the 1's and 2's the anti-forbidden-genre ppl love to dole out!).

By the way, someone recently asked me if I'm affiliated with Storiesonline.net in some way. The answer is no! No no no! I'm a member, just like you! I registered for free like most of you do, years ago, and eventually earned a "premium" account because of the stories I'd contributed. But I don't get paid a dime, and I DEFINITELY have no control over how the site is run. What I like about SOL is that it's so easy to add and update stories to it, plus (despite the rants I've given before) the scoring system and top 10's and all that. And the lack of ads/pop-ups/etc. The only thing I don't like is the fact that you have to register in order to download/view stories there. I mean, it's free to register, but it's still a pain. Plus, with a free account they're always telling you about the stuff you'd get if you'd upgrade to premium (like category searches, simple stuff like that). You know me, I like everything to be free. But hey, not many people peruse the newsgroup for erotic smut anymore... argh. I remember the good old days. Anyway!

So yeah, head on over to SOL.net, register for free if you haven't already, and look up my story. "Suburban Girl". Or, once you're registered and logged in, you could try using this link. It might bring you to a list of all three of my stories, but I'm too lazy to test to see if it works right now. Please post in comments if it does!

Oh, and here's a little movie love for you real fans out there! I'm pretty sure I haven't posted this one yet but if I have, the heck with it. I'm too lazy and tired to go looking for some other new porn for you all. I mean, you're supposed to be looking for porn to share with me on the forum, remember? To keep me excited and writing? :P

As always, definitely e-mail me with your thoughts on SG3. Your comments are the reason I keep writing! That and the porn... thanks Sphere, Dolemite, and VooDoo!

Not the End

This isn't really the end of my life. But it's fun to pretend.

Is that sick? There are people out there right now who are really dying. And they don't want to. But I envy them. Because, in truth I hope for a disease. One that wasn't my fault. But not something too painful for me or too expensive for my family or survivors. You know, cheap enough so that I could be buried somewhere, and not in a pauper's grave. And not something genetic, because then my nieces and nephews would have to worry about it the rest of their lives. I'd want something rare, a 1 in 1,000,000,000 kind of death sentence. Something that was like... I dunno... a "Wow, she got THAT? Only two people on the entire planet get that every decade! Thankfully it doesn't hurt!" ...that kind of disease.

Something sudden. Maybe something exotic. In my imaginings I would go into a clinic one day for a simple sore throat. After paying the $120 bill, I'd walk out with the disturbing knowledge that I'd just been diagnosed with Mystoompatia Legaro Disorder. It's a rare and unpreventable malady, not genetic or contagious but totally lethal (and b4 some1 can say, yeah, it's made up, too). The doctor would have told me that I have six months to live.

And ah, what a six months they would be. I'm sure they'd fly by but right now they seem like an eternity. Six months of receiving sympathy. From everyone. I mean, everyone! Forget family and friends. Even the people who hate me would suddenly feel sorry for me. Because I'm about to die, don't forget. How can you hate someone with a terminal illness? I'd be the center of attention wherever I went. Did I mention that this "disorder" doesn't leave you bedridden until your final day? So I'd go to the bars and the coffee shops, I'd be able to visit all my friends and family. I'd look totally healthy. But everyone would know: "Shannon has Mystoompatia Legaro, she's a goner!"

Out of the woodwork, the people who have always hated me would appear. They'd ask for forgiveness. Except for the mega-assholes. Certain incarcerated jerks would revel in my pain. But their insults would roll off of me. I'm going to die, right? Why waste time enduring their pain when suddenly I'm receiving so much love?

The love would be there. It wouldn't be like my suicide attempts. With those it was like, "Oh gosh, she tried again? What's wrong with her?" With this it would be like, "Wow, that's the most horrible thing I ever heard! Poor Shannon! Is there any way I can help her?" No one wants to help you after you have tried to kill yourself. They just want to make sure that they weren't the reason why you tried.

Everyone would finally understand my fatalistic view. They'd have to. I'm dying, remember? I only have six months. I would no longer have to endure the "Things will get better" messages, or the "Hang in there, babe, you'll forget all this eventually" crowd. No one would dare talk about a future they knew I couldn't participate in. They would acknowledge, finally, that my life has been short and hard. The only thing that wouldn't have changed is that they'd still want to fuck me. But maybe I'd finally be willing to do that with everyone and anyone I met, even online, since I'm dying anyway. But then there would be the Shadows and the Dolemite's urging me not to make that my legacy. "Do something constructive with the time you have left," they would say. "Do something positive, Love."

I guess I would want to. But I'm dying in my perfect death scenario. And yet I don't have a perfect ending to it.

Except for a painless death, of course. That really would be nice.

For the record, I'm not dying. I'm actually very healthy. Not quite sane obviously, but very healthy! And I'm not suicidal, either. I'm too old to be suicidal. Last time I got busted for that... well, look. If you're going to try and commit suicide, you have to do it when you're young (teens). If you do it when you're older (20's) it's just a bad scene. Unless you really mean it, and die. But since I'm typing this right now, obviously I never really meant it. Except for that one time. Fucking roommates. But that's a long story I prolly already wrote about in my archives. Shrugs.

Sorry for the ramble. I prolly should have been writing more of Suburban Girl, and I was, actually. And for some reason, this all just came up.

-shannon-

Working Hard on Chapter Three!

Suburban Girl is doing so-so. On SOL I mean. Currently it's been downloaded almost 3700 times, has been marked as "favorite" ("library" in SOL terms) 80 times, and has a score of 8.18 out of 10. That's not bad! My average has been wrecked by some 10/10/1 scores, but whatever. I know the subject matter won't appeal to everyone, I knew that when I wrote it. What I don't get is why someone would read it, knowing what it's about (the story-codes I've labeled it with leave no surprises) and then praise my writing and then trash its appeal. Shrugs. Can someone please explain?!?

Someone made a comment to this blog recently, where they said that I write best when my life is at its worst. Wrong! That's not true. Because my life is always fucked up, silly! The truth is I write best when I am horny. And yes, I have a boyfriend right now, and he's awesome between the sheets. If anything, having a constant cock in my life only makes me hornier. And thus I write better. I write best when I'm horny, you see. So it's movies like this that get me writing. Long story short? If you want to see chapter three of SG anytime soon, try and get me horny.

I dare you.

:P

SG Chapter Two!

Well, this is when things get really nasty! ;)

As promised, Part Two of my newest story, "Suburban Girl" has been posted. Please head on over to storiesonline.net to see it (it should show up soon), or check it out on alt.sex.stories.moderated. I'd try posting it here to the site but since Part One still won't show up (and the admins at ASSTR.org haven't returned any of my e-mails asking why that is) I'm not going to bother right now.

Oh! And in anticipation of the high scores* you'll likely give my newest effort, here's another embedded movie! Can anyone see this, btw?! Sometimes they don't show up even for me, but sometimes they do. Shrugs! It's worth a try in any event...



-shannon-

*If you happened to notice a post I made late last night where I sounded very frustrated and angry (I also copied an entire chat I'd had with the person who had made me so upset), you didn't imagine it. Thing is, though, I didn't mean to post it. In fact, I didn't think I had until I saw it up this morning! I deleted it right away because it was written while I was very upset and, like I said, I thought I'd been smart and hit the "save now" button so I could review it after I calmed down. See, the guy I'd been chatting with had told me he was one of my biggest fans and all that, but then had gone on to say he gave my newest story bad scores. We got into a debate about that since I think fans of this site should give my stories all 10's on SOL to balance out the people who *hate* anything not "normal"... well, it's not worth going over again. Suffice it to say I regretted posting that message and it's gone now.

Mails Have All the Fun

What follows is a sampling of the kind of fan-mail and hate-mail I get on a regular basis... each entry starts with an explanation of what warranted the email in question, proceeds to show the letter itself (unedited), then offers my response. This might be entertaining for you but if it isn't feel free to contact me! :P

1- Fan Mail?: Over the weekend I posted a message on SOL about how I was looking for an editor to help me with my latest story. Here was one of the responses I received.

From: Gama B*** <*****@gmail.com>
Date: October 3, 2007
Subject: Editor Request for Suburban Girl
Message: I was a technical writer for three years. I love erotic literature. I would have possible introduced Amy before their first sexual encounter, setting the stage for her being "bad girl" in town a bit more. I'm glad that Amy did not invite Elissa over to play with Becky yet... It's a good segue into a new chapter later. Have you thought about Becky loving very large cocks, or extreme penetration? One notion would be that she has cervical penetration, and a lover cums straight in her womb, getting her pregnant. That would lead into even more chapters, just from that one event.

My Response: Uhmm... a would-be editor who can't finish a sentence without making a dozen grammatical mistakes (not to mention the physiological ones)? How could I refuse! And yet I did. I must be crazy.

2- Hate Mail: Suburban Girl Part One.

From: Lucius <*****@yahoo.com>
Date: September 30, 2007
Subject: from a fan
Message: god will svea u if u ask him. what u write is poysin to beliefers and ur fingers shuld be cut away but that turns u on? omg the lowset place in hell is for u.

My Response: Yes, losing my fingers would be so hot! In fact I must, I must, I... shudder. Okay, somehow I resisted the impulse to find a knife. Whew! I need my fingers... :P

3- Hate Mail?: Trailer Trash Teen Ch. 10.

From: Never Pulsed <*****@***.com>
Date: September 30, 2007
Subject: hottest thing ever read
Message: OMG you made her cum! You have to haeve to do a squel to this! yOu made a gril come with her unkel fucking her how sik is that? worst thing is you must haev fuked yourself while riting it. did you ever fuck unkel? I am one and my neices stay away from me. one is 14 and I want her here. sHe is so hot and I want to fuck her. what if i MADE her? Advise?!?

My Response: The best advice I can give you is this: slit your wrists. Right now, slit them. Open up your veins and die! Because if you can even consider raping your neice (and yes, it would be rape by any definition), that's what you should do first. Die, I mean. Die first, rape later, that's my motto. And in response to your question? No I never fucked my uncle. I never ever even once fucked him. He fucked me. There is a difference. So go to Hell and die, sicko! This site might be based on forbidden fantasies but it was never meant to justify your illegal and immoral ones. So there.

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Lol! Okay, sorry for copying-and-pasting you all to death! Here's another video you might like. Consider it my apology for publicly smashing the assholes who wrote the letters above.