Wednesday, January 30, 2008

ASSTR: 'All is well'

Hey everyone! I finally received an e-mail reply from Rey del Sexo, an administrator over at ASSTR.org. He was quick to reassure me that ASSTR.org is doing fine and, in his own words: "All is well. We have no plans on disappearing or anything." This is good news for the site since it means that my paranoia the other day was misplaced.

Rey also addressed the site updates issue, and guess what? It looks like I was uploading my updates to the wrong directory! That's why my updates (outside of the blog, which I update via Blogger) weren't showing up before. I feel sort of stupid for that, but it's not entirely my fault. Well, maybe it is, but how was I supposed to know that I had two identical directories on the ASSTR ftp located under different root directories?!? I never knew that! I thought I'd always posted to the same place... Anyway, all's well that ends well!

Now that I know I can update the site I'll probably be making a few changes soon, chief among them adding Suburban Girl to the My Stories section. And maybe updating the very out-of-date About Me section. Stuff like that. I'll let you know if and when I do.

Oh, and I'm still working on that lengthy post I promised that will let you know more about what's been going on in my life lately. I swear!

-shannon-
p.s. I just tried checking out the Forbidden Forum and it doesn't seem to be loading... I have no idea what that's about. Hopefully nothing...

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Monday, January 28, 2008

Test

This is a test post to see if it will show up! Asstr.org or Blogger seems to be acting up... weird!

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Some Important Site News

A couple things to report regarding this site and its forum. This is important, people, so please read!!! :) !

1.) ASSTR.org, the host for this site, has been unresponsive lately to questions I e-mail them. I just figured out why the updates I was making to my collection, etc. weren't showing up, but I had to do that on my own, and I got lucky (remember back in September, when I couldn't get Suburban Girl to show up? They never wrote me back about that! Grrr). Anyway, I'm worried about the future of ASSTR.org. Accordingly I've created a backup blog via Blogger.com (the site I use to publish these updates). I encourage all of you to remember this URL: http://shannonsforbiddenfantasies.blogspot.com/. If for whatever reason ASSTR.org ever disappears, that will be where I republish all of my site's content. You might want to remember this URL, too: http://21363.rapidforum.com/. That's the Forbidden Forum, and if ASSTR.org ever goes down you'll need to know that direct link in order to reach it...

2.) Speaking of the forum, cool news! Because Spencer (probably the bestest friend this site has ever had and the creator of the Forbidden Forum) is now officially MIA, I've finally taken it upon myself to figure out how to mess with the nuts and bolts of the Forbidden Forum. As a result, HTML code can now be entered in postings in the Porn Posting Fun section. What does that mean? You can now embed video from YouTube, PornoTube, etc.!!! Yay! I think this will set off a golden age for the Porn Posting Fun section of the forum... which will be neat! You can read more about that here.

3.) The Forbidden Forum. Yes, I know, those pop-ups are still showing up. Those are from RapidForum, the host of the forum, not me. I don't make a dime from them. Me and a couple fans of the site are trying to figure out how to get rid of them. Well, we know how: pay them money! But that's not the issue. There isn't much money involved. What matters is that the RapidForum people aren't returning our e-mails and their online payment web page doesn't load. Part of the problem is that the site is in German... if you know German, you might be able to help! Please contact me if you do!

That's all for know... oh, and just so you know, I'm ready to come out of my shell again. I'm working on a pretty big blog post that will give you all the updates of my personal life you've been waiting for... stay tuned! :P

-shannon-
~reminding you to save this URL and this URL in case my regular asstr.org site ever goes down!

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Thursday, January 24, 2008

Your Recomendations, My Thoughts (Part Two!)

Virgin on the Verge by Dr. Wu
I know, I know, another Dr. Wu story! But I would totally be remiss if I didn't include this one eventually. Virgin on the Verge contains some of the same themes you'd expect from a Wu story (teenage high school girl, blackmail, etc.) but in many ways it has more twists and turns than the Tiffany Daniels stories and includes an ending that seems foreign in comparison. In Virgin on the Verge Wu introduces us to a 16-year-old girl named Allison, a shy and demure teenager who ends up manipulated and ultimately controlled by someone she thinks is a friend. Where the story goes from there is both predictable and surprising because Wu manages to steer the course into choppy waters while delivering yet another highly erotic classic.

Ellen by Emerson Laken-Palmer
(Part One) (Part Two)
This story (like all the ones reviewed in this post) was recommended by a fan of the site. But you know what? I was so familiar with Ellen, and so sure that I had included it on my reviews page, that I sorta just skipped over the e-mails I got about it. Then it occurred to me: maybe I hadn't included it on my reviews page. Why else would so many people be suggesting it? So I went and looked and, sure enough, Ellen is not in my collection.

**bad shannon! bad shannon!**

Sorry!!! Anyway, Ellen is an old story but it's a classic. It's written from the point of view of a man recalling how he came to love and obsess over his little sister, Ellen, back when they were both teenagers. Yes, it's an incest story. Yes, it's a love story. But it's written in such a deep, thought provoking way that you really believe that the story being told is true. Its sense of realism accentuates the eroticism in a way that will leave you wanting more. I absolutely love this story. Thanks to all of you who recommended it... and shame on me for not having included it in my collection before now!

The Jailbait Blog by Joe
Okay, so this isn't a story. Sue me! This little blog was recommended to me a few days ago and I'm so glad it was. It's run by a guy who calls himself Joe. He describes his blog as being... "Your # 1 Source for Legal Jailbait! Discussion of what is permissible attraction vs. outright perversion involving teens, usually of the smoking hot adolescent girl variety. Nonnude (Nonude?) videos always..." Anyway, Joe's blog is basically a collection of videos (primarily from YouTube) that feature hot teenage girls doing... well, anything! Like dancing, or stretching, or just messing around. The videos he features are basically innocent, but the fact that they capture hot teenage girls who don't know they appear sexual gives them a very voyeuristic quality. Warning: sometimes the videos don't load, or are removed by YouTube before you can see them. But don't worry! Everything he posts is legal, fun, and alluring. Here's an example:



Anyway! Check out the stories and that blog, and definitely make sure to keep the recommendations coming! Thanks!

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Contacting Me

It's not complicated!

Email: punkygirl04 (at) gmail (dot) com
Chat: punkygirl04 (Google chat only) or punky_girl04 (Yahoo! only)
Trade: punkygirl04 (Hello only)

That's it! Simple as that. Just keep in mind that I'm on GTalk a lot more than YIM, and that I *never* check my Yahoo e-mail account anymore (i.e. if you want to e-mail me, send it to my GMail account!).

-shannon-

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Sunday, January 06, 2008

Your Reccomendations, My Thoughts (Part One!)

Wow! The response I got to my posting the other day where I asked for good story recommendations has been overwhelming! Already I've received nearly 25 emails, there have been a few posts to the forum thread I started for it, and the blog entry itself even got a couple of comments. It seems most of you prefer e-mailing me directly, which is fine, but I encourage everyone to check out the forum thread, too. Anyway, without further ado, here are some of the stories that were rec commended to me. I'm only posting three right now, but don't worry: if you don't see yours here it only means it's on my "must read" list. It could very likely show up in part two of this little... uhm... series? Yeah! Series, that sounds good! :)

14-Year-Old Sandwich by Dr. Wu
Dr. Wu only wrote for a little while many years ago, but his stories still seem to resonate. His name came up in several e-mails and even a forum posting. The Tiffany Daniels series, which most consider Dr. Wu's opus, has already been reviewed on this site (it's a personal favorite of mine!). This story, about two teen girls who essentially prostitute themselves in order to get tickets to see the Backstreet boys, has nothing to do with Tiffany but is definitely a good read. It's short by Dr. Wu's standards, but manages to turn an unrealistic idea into plausible erotica the way very few authors have ever done before. If you've never read this one, read it now. If you've never read any of the Tiffany stories, start there. If you want to read everything in the short-career of Dr. Wu, click the link!

Little Tina and Friends by Unknown
This incomplete but very long story was recommended to me via e-mail with the caveat that it features girls a little bit younger than I normally read about. And that's true: Tina, the star of this story, is only 11. But the exploration of her innocence and naivete through both her point of view and her "teacher" remains compelling. It's not the best written story, to be sure. The fact that I ended up skipping repetitive scenes is a testament to the fact that the unknown author didn't really seem to know where he or she was going at times. It's hot though, for a variety of reasons, in the way that poorly written stories with great ideas sometimes can be. I guess that's something only erotica stories can achieve... shrugs. Anyway, if you like your girls very young and naive and blackmailed, check this one out! I wasn't disappointed, at least... :P

Owned Teacher by Thumb
Another uncompleted work, Owned Teacher achieves so much that you will become immediately hooked by its narrative. Here we have a teenage girl, a senior in high school, blackmailing her female teacher. And then doing much more, so much more. This story was recommended to me on the forum, and even though I was warned it was a long one I figured I'd be able to stop reading right away since I had things to do that day. I was wrong. I couldn't stop reading. Although it lags at times, Owned Teacher is a treasure I'm glad to have finally found. You will be, too, once you read it... trust me!

Well, that's it for now. Please keep your recommendations coming in! Remember that I will never divulge your name unless you say I can, and that you can make recommendations by either replying to this post, or posting on the forum, or just by e-mailing me.

Your enthusiasm keeps me active on this site! Thanks again!

Shannon

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Saturday, January 05, 2008

Your Penis

Dear friend of my website:

Please stop sending me pictures of your cock. Seriously. I'm not trying to be rude! I like the attention. And I know that you spent a lot of time getting hard (pun intended) and all, and snapping a pic of your thing, and even more time transferring that image to your computer and sending it on to me. I know that it was hard work (pun not intended) and that I should be grateful. But honestly? I'm not.

Look. I've seen cocks. I've seen tons of cocks in my day. Big and small, black and white. I've even seen uncircumcised ones! There is no way you can impress me or surprise me with your cock. Unless, of course, you have a star of David tattooed above an uncut dick, but I'd laugh so hard (pun intended) at that that I'd probably forget to become sexually aroused.

And yes, guys, cocks do arouse me. They do. This isn't about me being a carpet-munching Femanazi who hates the sight of a good hard dick. I like dick. I really do. But your dick? Not so much.

The problem, you see, is that your dick is boring. Even if it's huge, even if it's jerking off, even if it's jerking off onto a love letter you wrote to me... it's boring. There's nothing you can do to make it exciting short of becoming uncircumcised and proving you're one of the chosen people with aforementioned tattoo. Now that I think of it, even that wouldn't be exciting. It would just be weird and funny.

Gentlemen, let me explain something to you: your dick is not like my tits. Sorry, it just isn't. Men can't get enough of tits, but us women can get bored with cock. Truly.

Let me put it to you this way: what color are my eyes? Can't answer that, can you? Well, duh, it makes sense that you can't answer that question about me (hopefully). But try answering the same question about your girlfriend. Or your wife. Or, lacking either, that chick you dig who doesn't know you exist (yet!). Do you know her eye color?

Now let me ask you: aren't you pretty sure you know her breast size? Lol, yes, you can probably guess, at least.

Look, guys. I see your cock and its size the way you see my eye-color. I barely notice anything about it except to think, 'Good, he has a cock'. You see my eyes and think, 'Wow, she has eyes!' Sending pictures to me of your thing will not turn me on anymore than if I sent you closeups of my eyes. Spamming me with your pictures will only piss me off.

I know it's hard (pun intended) to resist, guys, but seriously? The next time you feel tempted to send me a picture of your cock, think about this: "Cocks are not snowflakes, they are not inherently unique. 95% of them are exactly alike. And Shannon has seen them all, including the other 5%. Her GMail inbox borders near its 6gb capacity because of pix from people who so love their cocks they just had to share pix of them with her, but that is folly. FOLLY!"

(dramatic enough? yeah, i thought so, too!)

...all that being said, a cock that penetrates something biological is not boring. That's porn! Self pix of your cock... boring. Boring and a waste of my time and yours. Strange how thin the difference is, isn't it? But it's true.

Sincerely,
shannon

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Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Reccomendations: The Sequel!

After I made a post about reading "Long Fall to Forever", a story by Rache, a lot of you e-mailed me with other story recommendations. I ended up reading most, if not all, of them, and it was a lot of fun! There's nothing better than having someone who shares similar tastes suggest a new story, or author, or whatever. So that's why I'm posting this blog entry: to ask for more!

My question to you is this: what is your favorite online porn-story ever, and why?

Feel free to suggest anything. The story doesn't have to be of a forbidden genre although, of course, that's what I prefer. All I ask is that you provide a link and a short description of the story and why you like it. You don't have to write an essay: a simple "it's a hot story about this chick whose sister is a stripper" would be fine.

In my next blog entry (probably in about three weeks) I'll post the best recommendations here with my own thoughts included. You can make your recommendations by e-mailing me, posting a comment here, or by posting a reply to this thread on the forum.

Thanks in advance... oh, and happy new year!

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