I'm Back!

Sorry that I haven't posted for a while--my personal life took me away from fun Internet smut writing activities for a couple of weeks. But I should once again be able to post to this blog more-or-less regularly again.

My short break also means that I didn't have time to work on the final Bedtime Story, but I should be able to get back to it soon--expect to see it before the end of April...

GLBTQ Encyclopedia



I learned recently of the gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender & queer encyclopedia, a free resource put together and edited by several university faculty. Right now it just covers art and literature, but it will soon also contain history and social science subjects as well. This is a high-quality work and well worth checking out.

Another Kelly Adams

No, she's not me, and there's no relation. But there's a singer named Kelly Adams, and she has a site on MP3.com. She's pretty good--if you're into female adult alternative stuff, you'll probably like her stuff.

Comix for Chix #1: Charm School


Charm School by Elizabeth Watasin is a delightfully magical all-ages story of a teenage lesbian love triangle in the Twilight World, "where monsters, creatures, and magical beings co-exist."

At the center of the triangle is Bunny, a cute blonde teenage witch in the Sabrina mold (except, you know, for the whole lesbian thing). Her girlfriend, Dean, is a rebel-without-a-cause butch vampiress who likes to race cars and often takes Bunny for granted. Vying for Bunny's affections is Fairer Than, a lusty red-headed faerie who will try almost anything to get Bunny for herself.

The art by Watasin is black & white, done in a loose, slightly cartoony style that fits well with the story's sense of whimsy.

The series, published by Slave Labor, is up to issue #7. There is also a trade collection of the first three issue available under the title Charm School Book One: Magical Witch Girl Bunny; it can be found at most good comic stores or online via Amazon or the Slave Labor store.

What We Never Knew About Archie Andrews

Courtesy of Scott Shaw!'s Oddball Comics column, here's a cover from a 1968 issue of Betty & Me. Sure, it looks innocent enough, but click on the cover to see the full-sized version so you can read the dialogue...

Blow Jobs for Peace

Forgive me while I lapse into politics for a moment...

Have you heard about the Lysistrata Project? As a protest against the Bush administration's war plans, drama groups are holding public readings of Aristophanes' play "Lysistrata," in which the women of Greece try to get their husbands to end the Peloponnesian War by withholding sex until they do.

However, I think that the opposite approach may be needed.

You see, I think that the reason Dubya and his cronies are so keen on waging war is that they're not getting enough sex. War is, after all, the sex urge subliminated.

So, in my opinion, George W. Bush needs a good blow job.

Now, as much as it would sicken me to gag on Dubya's limpness, I'd do it if it meant bringing peace and sanity to the situation. But as it would probably be politically suicidal for him to accept such a thing from someone other than his spouse (see Clinton...), this duty by default must fall to his wife.

While the First Lady has no constitutionally mandated duties, I think that this should morally be one of them.

So please, Laura, if you're reading this, make your man happy tonight. The world will thank you.

Writing Update

This evening I've started working on Bedtime Story #20. As I mentioned before, this will probably be the final installment in the Bedtime Stories series, but believe me when I say that I think you're all going to really like this one. I aim to go out with a bang!

The Bedtime stories generally take me a few sessions of writing to complete once I get get going, so expect to see the new story sometime in the next couple of weeks.