I Feel Ghetto, Oh So Ghetto...
I really hope no one thinks that the title of this post implies any sort of racism. I'm not racist. I love black people. If you don't believe me, check out some of my DVD reviews!
To all my African American friends out there, though... tell me truly. Do you think I'm racist? I'm a young white female, I've never had sex with a black guy, and I have no real black friends. And I've made characters in my stories somewhat racist. But I swear that I totally, totally am not a racist!!!
Sigh... okay, here's what's going on. Leo knows that I have a penchant for the beer. I love the beer. The beer makes me feel all cozy all over! So what did he do? He gave me a crate full of 40's!!!
Apparently some guy he knows does some shady business with some shady people, and he can get things like this really cheap. He claims to have paid only $25 bucks for this (in my state, this many 40-oz's should cost approx. $98). Part of me wonders if Leo is lying just to make himself sound tough and "connected", but who knows? Anyway, he surprised me tonight with this large box of 40oz Budweisers. There are 32 bottles in this box (crate). Anyway, that equals out to be 1,280 ounces of beer. If these were individual beer cans, at 12oz a pop, that'd be 106 cans of beer, or 8 12-packs, or 17 sixer's. It's a lot of beer.
Does this guy know the way to my heart or what?!?
But I do feel sort of ghetto, sitting here sipping on a 40. I'm on my second, by the way. I still can't help but laugh at the sight of that crate, either! All that booze... God! If only I didn't had to hide it from Paul. Whatever.
Well, it's official. One week from today will be the most historically important day of my young life. Fuck a September 11th, November 2nd is much more important! The election, people! I'm debating this in the forum, so please go see and comment!
While you're there, please make sure to check out this thread. Spencer and I are still duking it out in an intense competition-- basically it's like this. He told me a while ago that he had better taste in women, insinuating that since I'm a hetero girl, I don't know what guys like. I disagreed. He told me to prove it. So we began a competion where he posts a pic of a naked chick, then I do. You all get to vote-- rating our pix on a scale from 1 (fugly) to 10 (hot!).
There have been four rounds so far (rounds 1-3 are closed to voting). In round one, Spencer kicked my little butt. In round two, I beat him, though, and I also beat him in round three. However, it's looking very likely that he will tie me in round 4, or at least win-- his "girl on a boat" is garnering a lot of 10's. My "pouty faced girl" holds a slight lead, but he seems to have the momentum. It's a horse race.
If the links I provided for this competition don't work, do this: go to the Forbidden Forum (you can access it through the main site). Go to "Porn Posting Fun" (where lots of images are posted). Then find the thread "Mistress vs. Master". That's the thread in which we're competing.
You do not have to be registered to the forum to vote or post comments! Although registering is free and simple and cool, you can comment or vote without registering. So you have no excuse for not participating.
I just cracked open 40 number 3!
Leo and I are having a lot of sex. This is a good thing, for me, especially since he's not getting clingy at all. Star, meanwhile, seems to be looking forward a lot to next Monday (Nov 1st) when I participate in the amateur night at the strip club she works at. I confessed to her earlier today that I'm really nervous about actually doing it. So tomorrow night (Tuesday, later today I guess), she's going to give me a few 'lessons' on how to do it, with her friend Iodine (seriously, that's the girl's stage-name. It's so fucking weird I couldn't make it up.).
Other than that, things are dull. No job offers, or interviews, even. No money, nothing much to do. I've been masturbating a lot to porn-- that seems to be my life. I swear, I've been masturbating more since I started getting laid again than I did before I was. Talk about counterintuitive...
-shannon-
To all my African American friends out there, though... tell me truly. Do you think I'm racist? I'm a young white female, I've never had sex with a black guy, and I have no real black friends. And I've made characters in my stories somewhat racist. But I swear that I totally, totally am not a racist!!!
Sigh... okay, here's what's going on. Leo knows that I have a penchant for the beer. I love the beer. The beer makes me feel all cozy all over! So what did he do? He gave me a crate full of 40's!!!
Apparently some guy he knows does some shady business with some shady people, and he can get things like this really cheap. He claims to have paid only $25 bucks for this (in my state, this many 40-oz's should cost approx. $98). Part of me wonders if Leo is lying just to make himself sound tough and "connected", but who knows? Anyway, he surprised me tonight with this large box of 40oz Budweisers. There are 32 bottles in this box (crate). Anyway, that equals out to be 1,280 ounces of beer. If these were individual beer cans, at 12oz a pop, that'd be 106 cans of beer, or 8 12-packs, or 17 sixer's. It's a lot of beer.
Does this guy know the way to my heart or what?!?
But I do feel sort of ghetto, sitting here sipping on a 40. I'm on my second, by the way. I still can't help but laugh at the sight of that crate, either! All that booze... God! If only I didn't had to hide it from Paul. Whatever.
Well, it's official. One week from today will be the most historically important day of my young life. Fuck a September 11th, November 2nd is much more important! The election, people! I'm debating this in the forum, so please go see and comment!
While you're there, please make sure to check out this thread. Spencer and I are still duking it out in an intense competition-- basically it's like this. He told me a while ago that he had better taste in women, insinuating that since I'm a hetero girl, I don't know what guys like. I disagreed. He told me to prove it. So we began a competion where he posts a pic of a naked chick, then I do. You all get to vote-- rating our pix on a scale from 1 (fugly) to 10 (hot!).
There have been four rounds so far (rounds 1-3 are closed to voting). In round one, Spencer kicked my little butt. In round two, I beat him, though, and I also beat him in round three. However, it's looking very likely that he will tie me in round 4, or at least win-- his "girl on a boat" is garnering a lot of 10's. My "pouty faced girl" holds a slight lead, but he seems to have the momentum. It's a horse race.
If the links I provided for this competition don't work, do this: go to the Forbidden Forum (you can access it through the main site). Go to "Porn Posting Fun" (where lots of images are posted). Then find the thread "Mistress vs. Master". That's the thread in which we're competing.
You do not have to be registered to the forum to vote or post comments! Although registering is free and simple and cool, you can comment or vote without registering. So you have no excuse for not participating.
I just cracked open 40 number 3!
Leo and I are having a lot of sex. This is a good thing, for me, especially since he's not getting clingy at all. Star, meanwhile, seems to be looking forward a lot to next Monday (Nov 1st) when I participate in the amateur night at the strip club she works at. I confessed to her earlier today that I'm really nervous about actually doing it. So tomorrow night (Tuesday, later today I guess), she's going to give me a few 'lessons' on how to do it, with her friend Iodine (seriously, that's the girl's stage-name. It's so fucking weird I couldn't make it up.).
Other than that, things are dull. No job offers, or interviews, even. No money, nothing much to do. I've been masturbating a lot to porn-- that seems to be my life. I swear, I've been masturbating more since I started getting laid again than I did before I was. Talk about counterintuitive...
-shannon-
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posted by Shannon at 11:27 PM
2 Comments:
Shannon,
I don't know why you got off Yahoo, but I was really waiting on you to finish that so I could answer you on it. I am sorry you got upset. I wish you had stayed on. Maybe next time. I do hope things get better with you. BTW, no way Ray paid that little for all that beer.
Be safe,
ViCorp
Hmmm...remembers a post in which Leo had a small cock and you didn't like him much, what changed?
Cheap beer, $0.25 a fourty isn' much if it is stolen, and really who cares.
Shannon, darlin' you are not doing well right now, when as the last time you saw your therapist? took your meds?
Can you guess who this is?
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