US Independence Day, July the 4th, 2022 - Just wishing a Happy Fourth of July to all my 'Murican readers and visitors out there! 1776-2022 [Alas, it was a good run.]
For those who didn't catch it last July 4th, I'm repeating this. Have a safe and happy Holiday!
The American flag has quite a history behind it and it is revered as a symbol of freedom throughout the world... or has been until recently. If you want to know* a little bit of its history in song, this one written by Johnny Cash is quite moving. [Lyrics here.]
It is performed by a friend of mine and yep, that's ol' Ole inflcting massive agony on the poor ol' digital keyboard in the background. Bet ya didn't know I can inflict damage with both the computer and musical digital keyboards.
If you want me to continue posting my berserk porn fantasy ravings here, more readers have to beat on that ol' Contact button up there and let me know. Otherwise, I just have to assume that as asstr.org has deteriorated, nobody is finding my little corner of filth and doesn't care.
[* For those who are offended or upset by anything in this post, please GFY and get your own website where you can post anything you want.]
All Politicians should serve only 2 terms, 1 term in office & 1 term in prison.
Junus Unus, 2022 - Hay, I'm still here, but I'm wondering if anyone else is. Page count isn't moving, comments have dried up. I keep wonderin' if it's worth the time and effort to keep these pages up or post more material. You can use my private Contact Form to let me know you're still patronizing the greatest repository (or what once was) of uncensored adult erotica on the 'net.
Ennyways, Happy June Oneth. Or is that June Foolz Day? Dunno.
I just got a full tank of gas for $22. Granted it was for my lawn mower, but I'm trying to stay positive.
May the Tenth Day, 2022 - Since today is National Clean Up Your Room Day I figgered that was as good a reason as any to post another episode of Paul Turner's great saga, The Gang. So today you are presented with Chapter 64 for your erotic perusal. If you enjoy Paul's yarn of young UK kids coming of age, use my private Contact Form and let me n' him know. I'll post your comment and Paul's response on my comments page for your edification and grafication... er' sumpin'.
I'm assuming - somewhat naively - that there's still a few die hard perverts out there that are still (voluntarily?) visiting these hoary pages, but I don't have any data that show it. Unless y'all bang on that Feedback Form and let me know. That's not happeniin' much these days. If people let me know there's enough interest, I'll see about posting my Zoo Mom Chapter 27B fer ya. Capice?
Hays! Ennybuddy out there?
The economy's so bad: A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
April the Fiteenth, 2022 - Hey, hey, hey! Not only is it Tax Day in the US, but also National Take a Wild Guess Day. So while yer takin' a wild guess at whether y'all be audited or not, lets celebrate makin' it this far. Oh, and HAPPY EASTER!
A few few random people actually banged in and told me they wanted some more of my perverted Zoo Mom famdamily, so today's as good as any to add another sordid chapter of my thoroughly depraved porn family. Chapter 27A is now available for your vicarious reading pleasure. Yer welcum!
See what y'all get when ya bang on that link and beat out a few digital bits to me? And to even make it more enjoyable for ya, I'm adding another chapter of Paul Turner's great UK saga, The Gang. So chapter 63 is now posted, again for your reading pleasure. Or not.
Cain't say I never did nuthin' fer ya!
The economy's so bad, I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.
April the Tenth, 2022 - Happy Birthday to a not-so-famous porn writer!
Since there are actually a few random people who banged on that ol' Contact Me button up there ^ and tole me they wanted to read more of my filth, I guess I'll have to add a few new additions for your... ahem, reading pleasure.
So I'll work on adding another chapter of my Zoo Mom series, and maybe another chapter of Paul's great UK saga, The Gang, by the Ides of April. Watch for it.
The economy's so bad: A picture is now only worth 200 words.
April the Sementh, 2022 - Happy National Beer Day!
Have one for me and if there's anyone out there reading this, bang on that ol' Contact Me button up there ^ and let me know.
Unless I know there's some pervy readers out there reading my filth, there's not much reason for adding more here.
"TV shows and ads, you think they call it "programming" by accident?"
March the Semteenth, 2022 - Happy St. Pat's day to the one or two of you who will see this.
Just wanted to let you all (three) know I'm still here. Are you?
Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
March Oneth, 2022 - Hellooooooo!! (taps mic) Anybody there?
I was contemplating trying to get something ready for posting by the Ides - Julius' least fav day. But you can see by my comments page that nobody seems to GAS. If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody there, does it make a sound? If nobody's reading, why should I post? Similar idees.
I think it was Dostoevsky who wrote, "Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles." . Seems we've got there.
Luv Yer Hunny Day, 2022 - HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!.
My first thought was to wish everyone a Happy VD, but I figgered that mebbee someone would take that the wrong way.
Remember, if you can't be with the one you love, then love the one yer with. [Even if it's a stranger. Ya never know what'll cum of that.]
I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet..
Ate da Feb, 2022 - A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby.
The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."
Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."
A few minutes later the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"
Just thot I'd drop by and leave a little something to see how many of you are paying attention,
I never thought I'd be the kind of person who'd wake up early in the morning to exercise.... And I was right..
Thurteenth da January, 2022 - Hey, hey, Friday the thurteenth cums on Thursday this month. Guess that's good enuf reason to post my next chapter of the Zoo Mom epic, chapter 26 as I'd threatened/promised. In it, Gramma and Grampa get the full dose of our pervy family's depraved erotic hijinks. And join in the fun with a video. What's not to like?
Naturally, I'm also adding another literary treasure for your reading pleasure. So Chapter 62 of Paul Tuner's The Gang is now posted. Enjoy! I'll try to get a few more worked up so I can post them if you want more. If so, use my private feedback form to let me know. I forward your comments to Paul for his response and post them both on my reader comments page. Or you can always join us at our White Productions member site, where we post two chapters of Paul's story every week. So far we have over 340 chapters and counting.
And as you can see from my reader comments page, feedback or comments have been rather sparse. The only way I know that anyone is reading or cares about the stories is if you tell me. I can always just continue to post all my stuff on my Ole Stories page and let this site languish if noboiy's reading it. Would save me a lot of work.
'Til I get some incentive or urge to populate these pages with more drivel,
We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced so stupid people won't be offended.
Happy New Year's Day, 2022 - Wishing all of you a Very Happy and Prosperous New Year! We need a new one now because the old one has been worn out and turned to krapTM
I'll try to have the next chapter of my Zoo Mom series posted this month. For those one or two of you paying attention.
"A politician is an eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared." -- Ambrose Bierce.
Merry Xmas Eve, 2021 - Hey, I thought I'd wish all three of my intrepid readers a Very Merry Christmas by posting another chapter of Amy'sNoel's Best Xmas Yet! story, so chapter six has been added. Amy's gonna be rightfully pissed at me for not getting the remaining last six chapters of her "short story" finished and posted in time for Christmas this year. Ah well, both of our souls will console each other in Ol' Scratch's Hellhole.
To help brighten your Xmas celebrations, I got two more episodes of Paul Turner's sex saga, The Gang, for your Holiday reading pleasure. Yer welcum!
Wishing all of you a Very Merry Christmas and a better New Year (It can't get worse... can it?)
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
Zwölf Monat Zwanzig, 2021 - Getting close to Ho-Ho-Ho time (and I ain't talkin' 'bout the Veep), so I figured I'd get the next chapter of Amy's irreverent devil and succubus story, Noel's Best Xmas Yet!, added for your Christmas reading enjoyment. Don't blame me if yer soul turns black and Ol' Scratch is there to greet ya.
And to heighten your Christmas joy even more, I've added 2 more chapters of Paul Turner's great UK sex saga, The Gang, for those of you who have asked.
Maybe I can get another Amy Noel chapter in again this month. Merry Xmas!
The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
Dekemember Deux, 2021 - Here ya go, another two chapters of Amy's raunchy, raucous and blasphemous tale, Noel's Best Xmas Yet! Heed the warnings if yer a tender snowflake that's easily offended. It's a bit... ahem, irreverent.
Speaking of irreverent, I'm def not politically correct as you may have discerned from the topics of my writing. In fact I'm quite an opinionated old bastard. (Emphasis on the 'old'... well, and the 'bastart' part too!) If you get your panties in a wad reading stuff here, remember that to the rest of the sane world, announcing "I'm offended" is basically telling the world you can't control your own emotions, so everyone else should do it for you. We won't. My response to "I'm offended" -- in all instances when it is deployed -- is "So??" Just so ya know where I stand... or sit, or whatevah.
Use my complete site map with links to all the stories and pages to find your way around. Or not.
I can't tell if anyone's out there reading all this tripe, but fully congnizant of Albert Einstein's definition of insanity, I keep posting stuff. If you don't let me know you read it and want more, maybe I should just give it up. 'Nuff said.
I'll try to sneak another Amy chapter in another update this month. Yer welcum.
I see people about my age mountain climbing; I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
No Vember the TwennyFi, 2021 - AmyMac is like me. She can't write anything short. We have copious proof of that. A couple of years ago, she said she wanted to write a Xmas short story for our White Productions member site. I said, "Great! Go for it." Then, like her Geoff Sterling series, Noel's Best Xmas Ever turned out to be a bit more than short. Like novel size. I haven't even gotten all of it edited, converted and posted there yet. And she's not happy with me for being so lax. She suggested that I post it here on my asstr.org pages - IF I could finally get it all done.
Well, I've got more of it done, so I'm starting to post the first half of it - yeah, 6 chapters is only half of it! So the first two chapters are linked in her section on my other authors page or the new amyMac's page that I made for her. I'll try to post more before Christmas.
We hope you will enjoy her fantastical story. But a word of warning. If you've got some religious or moral beliefs or don't believe in the supernatural, and will be offended by all different permutations of fictional, depraved sex acts among humans, supernatural beings like succubi, reindeer and... well, a little blasphemy, then please don't read this. And don't go complaining to me or Amy if you read it and get yer nose bent outa shape about something. See my Info Page and how much I don't care if you're offended or not. [After all, it's just FICTION!]
While I've spent the time working on getting Amy's Xmas story ready for you my faithful readers - all three of you - I still was able to get another 2 chapters of Paul Turner's The Gang epic in posting shape, so chapters 56 and 57
are in this update. Two chapters of Amy's raunchy, raucous and blasphemous tale plus two of Paul's sweet epic... what more could you ask for? The same thing next update? OK.
You can use my complete site map with links to all the stories and pages to find your way around if you get lost. I'm trying to keep it updated as I add things. Let me know if you find a misteak or I've left something out.
'Til I can add another Amy December update,
It's probably my age that tricks people into thinking I'm an adult.
Octopussy the Dozenth, 2021 - I think it was Marcus Tullius Cicero back quite some historic eons ago who said "Politicians are not born. They're excreted." And they haven't changed for the better in all the time between. He also obviously had a much higher opinion of them than I do. Just when you think they couldn't get dummer or more corrupt - or both - they work hard to prove you wrong. Used car salesmen, snakes and sharks are exponentiall higher classes of peebles.
I thot I'd throw in a site update, just 'cuz. Don't have to have any more reason than that, right? But Earl gave me his new story, Junkyard Oddyssey and I figgered I'd add it in here to tide y'all over until I can work on the next chapter of my Zoo Mom and get it ready for posting.
For those of you who are counting and are big fans of Paul Turners's story, The Gang, I'm also adding two more chapters for your reading pleasure. Be sure and use my private Contact form to send your comments and thoughts. I'll forward them to Paul, who really appreciates knowing there is someone out there enjoying his magnificent, ongoing tome.
Speaking of Paul's The Gang, which I was, I've mostly gotten a whole new website working for him. I'm now in the process of adding the first 300 or so chapters to the site, which is what we've got published on our White Productions member site. If yer interested, bang out some alphabits on the ol' feedback form. The least I'll do is post it on my reader comments page - an yool b famose!
Some of you eagle eyed readers may have noticed that I've added a complete site map with links to all the stories and pages. I'll try to keep it updated whenever I add anything. For those of you who didn't notice, tuff luck. Y'all have to stumble around this little perverts hideout I've created without the help of a map.
At my age, every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Septevendumber the XXth, 2021 - Ya know, I didn't think that the movie Idiocracy was supposed to be non-fiction, but I've been proven wrong... again! And Nineteen Eighty-Four and Animal Farm weren't supposed to be how-to manuals. But then I'm an old guy who studied Greek and Roman mythology - in the fourth grade! I think George's calendar was just off a bit, but he got everything else right. Like they say, "History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme".
For those who have been waiting with bated breath (all 3 of you) and clamoring (yeh, right) for more of Zoo Mom, I've heard your clamor and have gotten chapter 25C into posting shape and have put it on here for your reading (hopefully) enjoyment and fapping pleasures. Let me know if you find any misteaks or errurs, or just if you like it and want more posted. Use my speshul private Contact form.
I hope everyone enjoyed Earl's latest work, Anne and the Urchins that I was able to get posted for him. You can let Earl know what you think and if you want more of his stories at
or use my private Contact Form to let me know. He's got another great story ready for publishing and I'll have that here soon.
I've been working more on trying to get a website put together for Paul Turner's stories. In addition to The Gang, he has a few more stories, although they're not the voluminous tomes that The Gang has turned into. If it works out, we could be in a race to get caught up with him and have many more chapters of that series online. But to placate those of you fans who have been pleading for more, I've posted two more chapters, 52 and 53, in today's update. Yer Welcum!
Until I can dodge all the idiocrats and post more,
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
Sepdumber the Xth, 2021 - As I mentioned here for those three of you who actually read these brain dribblings, I'll be posting some of Earl De Vere's new stories and material here for him. Starting out his new page with a new pervy story, Anne and the Urchins has been posted today for your enjoyment.
You can let Earl know what you think and if you want more of his stories at
or use my private Contact Form to let me know.
For the couple of Paul Turner fans out there who have let me know they want more, I'm posting two new chapters of his great UK saga, The Gang. So chapters 50 and 51 have been posted for your gratification, beatification and... er, whatevah.
Yah, I haven't given up on the couple of you who want more of my Zoo Mom story. I just wanted to get Earl's newest posted for him. It looks like I've got Zoo Mom chapter 25C beaten into submission and I'll be posting the resulting broken digital bits in a next update- that is, if more than one or two of you let me know you're actually reading it and want to inflict more of it upon your depraved mind. Use my private Contact Form to let me know. Otherwise, I just figger that nobody cares.
I've actually had a few lady readers respond and let me know they seem to enjoy my brain farts, for some unknown reason. While it may not be healthy, mentally wise, to read my crude scratchings, I really would like to hear from any female readers who have an itch that's somehow scratched by my stuff. Again, use my Contact Form to let me know just why in the world do you read my filth and how in the fuck did you even find it?
So Sayonara until enuf peeps shame me into posting more of my stories, or I get the itch, whichever cums first.
I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do it's because I missed my exit.
August the XIth, 2021 - Some good news and bad news. The bad news is that Lasiter, author and admin of the asstr.org site Torrid Tales of the Taboo, will no longer be updating and posting new material from his authors on that site.
The good news is that I've been contacted by none other than erotic author Earl De Vere and asked if I'd post his new stories on my Other Authors Story Page. I am very happy to do that and have started getting things ready for one of his new stories that he sent me. Those who have been fans or followed Earl's writing on Lasiter's site or Lolliwood will agree with my reader and commenter Anders that they will be a welcome addition to this site.
As always, hit that ol' Contact button and send us feedback. I'll forward any comments to Earl for his response and post his reply on my comments page.
I'll continue to add more of my Zoo Mom series along with Paul's wonderful continuing saga, The Gang and look forward to posting Earl's new story.
Look for the new additions coming soon!
I see people about my age mountain climbing; I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
August the fifth, 2021 - "All the leaves are brown..." sang the Mommas and the Poppas, and so is the grass here with the heat wave we're having. Otherwise known as "Summer" in the upper half of this ol' dirball.
Since there is apparently one reader who has made the effort to let me know he really likes Paul's The Gang series [see my Comments page], and I've got another couple ready to go, I've posted the next chapters 48 and 49 for his reading enjoyment... and anyone else's who's still reading here. See what happens when ya mash on that there Contact button and feed me a few digit bits?
Not much else going on, I guess. Comments/feedback are few and far between. Don't know if that's because nobody wants to read any more of my stories or if it's just asstr.org's problems and people are staying away in droves. Or because it's... ya know... summer. I know it's tiresome to hear and sounds like I'm but if nobody is reading here and the only way I know is through feedback, then it seems useless to continue posting. Yeah, there are a couple of you faithful readers who bang out a few missives once in a while, but if that's all that's reading here, I can just use the time to post all of my stuff on our White Productions member site. And maybe write more.
I'd especially like to know if there are ladies who are actually reading and enjoying my stories. And I'd like to know why...
Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from the virus they got vaccinated against because you're not vaccinated.
July the Xth, 2021 - Hope all my cumpatriots in the HewHess of Hay survived the Force of July weakened... er weekend. To celebrate, I figgered I'd provide a few more chapters of Paul's great and continuing saga, The Gang, so I've added chapters 46 and 47 here for your carnal reading enjoyment. You can thank me and Paul by mashing that ol' Contact button above and sending a few words of encouragement. Otherwise we don't know if anyone's out there. [tapping microphone] Tap, tap. Anyone out there? Bueller?
If anyone cares, I'll look around and see if I've got a next chapter of my Zoo Mom series ready to go. Let's see, where did we leave off? Oh yeah, Sissy was entertaining Gramps in the master suite of their new castle on wheels. She found him a good fit. So we gotta see what else the family reveals to Gramma and Grampa. Unless nobody cares and I don't get any feedback or encouragement. It's all up to you!
'Course if ya just can't wait, you can always join us on our White Productions member site where I post all my newest stuff on my Ole Stories page and almost 300 episodes of The Gang is there. Lots more there to read and hopefully enjoy.
Happy July!
Forgive your enemy - but remember the asshole's name.
US Independence Day, July the 4th, 2021 - Just wanted to say Happy Fourth of July to all my 'Murican compatriots out there today! 1776-2021
The American flag has quite a history behind it and it is revered as a symbol of freedom throughout the world... or has been until recently. If you want to know* a little bit of its history in song, this one written by Johnny Cash is quite moving. [Lyrics here.]
It is performed by a friend of mine and yep, that's ol' Ole inflcting massive agony on the poor ol' digital keyboard in the background. Bet ya didn't know I can inflict damage with both the computer and musical digital keyboards.
If you want me to continue posting my berserk porn fantasy ravings here, more readers have to beat on that ol' Contact button up there and let me know. Otherwise, I just have to assume that as asstr.org has deteriorated, nobody is finding my little corner of filth and doesn't care.
[* For those who are offended or upset by anything in this post, please GFY and get your own website where you can post anything you want.]
All Politicians should serve only 2 terms, 1 term in office & 1 term in prison.
June Day the Xth, 2021 - The green side of the dirt's seemed to have gotten a lot greener lately as I'm still looking at it, but I guess that's sorta what happens in the Spring and start of Summer. Or so them ekologikul like guys tell me. I've got a black thumb. I can't grow shi.... uh, nuthin'. [Other than old.]
Speaking of ekologikual kinda stuff, which I was, as this is National Herbs and Spices Day, all you Herb guys get to crackin' and get them spices growin' green [Well, unless they're orange, red or yellow... or some other color.]
Since it's his special day, for my faithless reader Herb E. Hind, who's a fan of Paul's great UK sex series, The Gang, I'm posting two more - that's right, deux- episodes of his story, so chapters 44 and 45 are now ready for your carnal stimulation for the day. Yer welcum!
Ladies, I'd really still like to hear from ya. How did you stumble across my little corner of filth and does it float yer boat? If you ladies like my stories, I'd like to know why. And maybe I could be persuaded to give you access to more of them on my Ole Stories page on our White Productions member site. Just mash on that ol' feedback button (<-- or this link) and let me know you're interested. Or titlillated. Er, sumpin'.
Just wanted to let everyone know I'm still here and kickin'. Well, actually not kickin' as that takes too much work and my ol' back won't let me do things like that anymore, but anyway...
Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle
May XXth, 2021 - I'm happy to celebrate National Be a Millionaire Day as I'm working on my second million. Yeah, the first one was way too hard so I gave up on it. Wonder if I'd be called a thousand-aire. Well probably not. Maybe hundred-aire. Like someone said, "If it cost a nickel to go to Europe, I couldn't afford to cross the road." And the road I live on is more like a cow-path. So you know how bad it is.
But I'm still lookin' at the green side of the dirt and rich enough in other things, like a treasure trove of Zoo Mom chapters, so as promised, I'm sharing and have posted chapter 25B for your edification and titillation. At least I hope it gets yer tittle going. In this chapter, little Kari surprises Grampa and lets out some of the family's secrets. Grampa is pleasantly surprised. And intrigued. And titillated.
Ladies, do my stories arouse your titillation? How did you find my little corner of smut? Mash on that feedback button (<-- or this link) and let me know. I'd like your thoughts and comments on my stories. Would you like to preview some others or help me with ideas? Do you have some experiences or fantasies that would top what I've written? I want to know.
Of course I'm adding another couple episodes of Paul Turner's great UK sex saga, The Gang, too. So chapters 42 and 43 are now posted for your enjoyment. You're welcome!
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." -- Laurence J. Peter, The Peter Principle
May the Wunth, 2021 - Not only is it May Day, or May Foolz Day, but it's also Batman Day. Who wooda thunk? Although, according to my calendar, it's also World Naked Gardening Day. I don't do any gardening, but I'm all for the naked part. Doing anything nekkid has to be OK. Except, maybe frying bacon.
So to celebrate, I'm posting two more chapters of Paul Turner's The Gang and I'm doing it nekkid. Hope you enjoy chapter 40 and 41 of his continuing saga of sex in the UK. If you enjoy Paul's series, hit that ol' feedback button and send me a few digital bits. I'll relay your comments, post them on my comments page and add any response from Paul.
I'll try to get my next chapter 25B of the Zoo Mom series ready to post here soon. That is, if anyone lets me know that they want to read it. Just bang on that feedback button. It ain't so hard... especially not as hard and time consuming as writing all the chapters is.
Multitasking allows screwing up several things at once. So I'm good at multitasking.
Aprul Xth, 2021 - This being the birthday of a (not so) famous porn author and I promised to post something in tribute, you'll be happy to know that
chapter 25A of my Zoo Mom series is now available for your perusing. Well, some of you may be happy, some not. Remember, I won't know what you think unless you bang yer mouse thingie on that feedback button and let me know.
It's been reported to me that the problem with the marfed up DNS records for asstr.org has been fixed and readers can access it again. Not only is that good news for access, but it's also maybe a slight indication that someone, somewhere has been paying attention and have provided a light administrative touch to the server.
And what would a good update be without adding a couple more of Paul Turner's lovely story, The Gang? Tragic, I guess, so I've added chapters 38 and 39 to his page. Hope all of you fans of his story enjoy! And it woudn't hurt to provide a comment of encouragement, which I will relay to him. He loves writing but he loves it even more when readers let him know they enjoy it too.
Marching thru 17, 2021 - Since the Idus Martiae and Julie's stabbing back pain is past (literally and historically), now we get to celebrate good ol' St Pat's Day. They say he drove the snakes out of Ireland, but it seems to me that they just emigrated to the US and got elected to public office. Oh, and I thoroughly apologize to the kindom of reptiles of the suborder Serpentes for that derogatory comparison. Snakes at least have some valuable use in the world. Them others, not so much.
Since my liver won't let me raise a mug of green beer to celebrate, I've decided to offer a little bit more of Zoo Mom, as in Chapter 24B. Hope all of you don't mind the substitution.
If you've forgotten just what our lovely pre-teen temptress Sissy looks like, just click here or here. You're very welcome!
And it would be selfish of me if I didn't include a couple more chapters of Paul Turner's great UK sex saga, The Gang. So I've added chapters 36 and 37 just to keep your juices flowing.
Hope that'll hold ya all for a little longer. Remember, I don't know anyone's out there and reading my filth unless you bang on that feedback button and let me know. I try to post each comment and my reply - where else but on my comments page.
If yer here and reading this, you've alredy solved the problem or it has been fixed on asstr.org's end. There has been trouble connecting to asstr and the easy fix is listed on my comments page and should be shared and broadcast around the 'net to hopefully save asstr from nobody being able to find it.
I'll try to get something more ready for posting around the birthday of a (not so) famous porn author next month. Til' then...
I work well with others as long as they leave me alone.
February XXIth, 2021 - Since today is the twoth month's 21th day of the 21th year of two grand, I though it would be appropriate to add another two chapters of Paul's great and continuing series, The Gang. So chapters 34 and 35 are posted for your continuing edification and gratification. So ya cain't never say I ain't dun nuthin' fer ya!
If you enjoy Paul's The Gang series, it would help if you let me know and I'll pass your comments along to him. He is quite delighted to hear any of his readers thoughts and comments. And check out reader comments on... where else... [Ta Daaaa!] my reader comments page.
Jus 'cuz this is the month of luuuuuuvvvv, Goldfish sent me another of his Woodenhorse chapters, so I'm posting chapter 3 of that series. Let me know if you want more added. There's another chapter I think.
I hope everyone in the northern hemi is surviving the 'Polar Vortex' , otherwise known as winter and those of you in the southern half didn't get too sunburned and are ready for your turn at shivering and cursing the cold weather.
I'll see about getting another chapter of my Zoo Mom series ready to add around the Ides of the Stompin' month. Julius' least favorite time.
Keep the shiny side up (if ya got one),
Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter, either.
February Xth, 2021 - Ah, Février, the runt month. Mebbee it was chosen to be the month of luuuuvvvve to make up for it being shorted on days. But again, it has the distinction of being the only month that has a changing number of days, depending on the year. Fickle much, anyone?
OK, since Février is the deux month and I promised I'd post deux more chapters of Paul's long running and lovely story of The Gang, it seems appropriate, so I have. Chapters 32 and 33 are now posted for your perusal and erotic stimulation.
I'm not threatening, but Paul would really like to know if anyone is reading and enjoying his extensive and continuing saga of sex in the suburban UK. Any comments or feedback I receive on it is forwarded to him so he'll know if he should continue to provide them for me to post here.
I try to put any comments for any of the stories I post on my recent comments page for all to read (and chortle over, as necessary). I also try to personally respond if an email address is included. So if you want to receive a personal comment from a (not so famous) porn author, make sure you include an email address to reply to.
Oh yeah, by the way, the next chapter of my raunchy and ongoing Zoo Mom series is also added today. You can thank me by banging that damn Contact button and sending me a few words of encouragement. Or whatevah. So enjoy chapter 24A, wherein Bobby not only gets his ashes hauled by the gorgeous teacher but the fireplace cleaned out and the chimney swept. And Annie learns of the pleasures of back door sex. What's not to like?!!
Looks like Goldfish found some chapters of his Woodenhorse 3 series and sent them to me. I'll try to get the next one, chapter 3 ready for posting here soon. He's the expert on 'bellyriding' and he has promised to send something on that.
"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it." -- George Carlin
January The XXX + one, 2021 - Hoo boy, anybody still writing 2020 on their checks? Yeah, like anybody still uses those things. Now it's all done by digital bits, but ya still gotta remember to get the year right. Unless they give ya one of them little calendar thingies to make it easy to just choose the date. But like they say, "There is no such thing as idiot proof. There is only idiot resistant. The ingenuity of idiots knows no bounds." [Ask me how I know.]
I'm planning on adding the next Zoo Mom chapter soon, so poor ol' February doesn't feel so bad about being so short. Plus another deux chapitres of Paul's The Gang saga if I can get them ready. I'll try to see if I can beat Valentine's Day to the mark.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that."
-- George Carlin
January The Xth, 2021 - Guess we should try to get the new year started off right with a couple more chapters of Paul Turner's The Gang, since some of you have banged on that feedback button and let me know you like it. I'll try to continue to post a couple of chapters of his story on a regular basis. If you like reading his great series, you can let him know by sending me feedback and I will forward it on to him. He appreciates, as I do, any comments or thoughts about his story.
I'm trying to work on a new website for Paul so more of his huge series can be published. Can't do it on asstr as it's not being maintained, but I have some ideas. More than likely we'll incorporate it into our White Productions member site, where we've already posted over 240 chapters of the series.
If anybody lets me know they want it, I'll see about posting the next chapter of my Zoo Mom series, where Kari shows Annie how anal is done and Bobby scores with his lovely teacher.
I'm sure I'm not the silliest fool on the planet. I just happen to be the one I know the best.
January Thurd, 2021 - Little Kari couldn't have any of the New Year's champagne so she decided to have some fun with the bottle instead.
I hope everyone is having a good start to the New year. I'll post more stories here this year and maybe a few surprises.
If you run in front of a car, you'll get tired. If you run behind a car, you'll get exhausted.
December 31th, 2020 - Thanks to all my faithful readers and I hope you have a...
When I was a kid I wanted to be older... this is not what I expected.
December 25th, 2020 - To all my faithful readers, I thank you for visiting and reading my stories this year!
Merry ,
We call our Christmas tree Amy Winehouse because it's only a matter of time before it dies and there's needles everywhere.
December XXth, 2020 - OK, a few more of you misfits mashed on that Contact button and let me know that you wanted more of my Zoo Mom series posted. For those of you who did that, I'm going ahead and posting Chapter 23E today. The rest of you who didn't send me any feedback can't go read it. I'm working it on the honor system, so I'll just have to trust that only the three or four of you get a chance to click on the link to that chapter and read it. How's that for being the Grinch for Xmas?
If you bang on that Contact button and send me your comments, then you can go click on the link. M'kay? I'll be watching.
Since it's Christmas season and changing from Grinch to.. well, I dunno, I'll get in the giving mood and add another two, deux, zwei, dos chapitre of The Gang. So enjoy chapters 28 and 29 of Paul's delightful tale of lust runamuck in UK land.
I'd like to wish all my readers (all three of you) the best wishes for the holidays and a very Merry Christmas from me and my Zoo Mom family.
I've got morals. I just don't know where they are.
December Xth, 2020 - Looking at my emails and the comments page, it looks like it's been about a month since I received any feedback or comments. The only way I know that there are any pervs out there reading my filth is if you bang on that Contact button and let me know. Otherwise, I can just quit posting any new stories here and spend the time adding to and updating our member site. It would be less work for me. So if you enjoy reading what I've posted and want more, tell me 'bout it! Nuff said?
Despite the paucity of feedback comments and because it's National Lager Day , I've decided to post a couple more of Paul Turner's excellent and long running series, The Gang. So chapters 26 and 27 have been added to the list. You're welcome! (hic)
Gettin' ready for the ol' Holidays? This year it looks like everyone's gonna be cooped up inside because of the fauxdemic and all the pol turds climbing on the lockdown bandwagon. See my Nov XXth comments below. I'm being proven correct daily. Not that I'm political, at all.
If anybody let's me know they want some more stories posted, I may be able to find something (Zoo Mom 23E hint, hint) to throw up for the holidays. Doesn't take much to slam yer mouse on that Contact button and bang out a few digital bits or sumpin'.
Once I felt a need to belong and be accepted. Fortunately, I got over it.
Turkey Day, 2020 - "For as long as written records have existed, there have been accounts of cultures celebrating the planting and harvest seasons. In this sense, Thanksgiving is an ancient holiday, as the purpose of these celebrations would be to express gratitude for a plentiful harvest. There is evidence supporting that these types of festivals have taken place in many parts of the world for hundreds if not thousands of years."[link]
My friend, dog lover and fellow author, Amy Mac, sent me this to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving:
If you travel, stay safe and enjoy the holiday wherever you celebrate giving thanks. I thank all of my readers for their fine taste in fiction and stumbling upon my humble little corner of the interwebs.
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest." -- Mark Twain
November XXth, 2020 - I was just thinkin'... yeah, I know that's dangerous... but what turd brains think up all these ridiculous holidays? Oh, that's right. Politicians pass them. Sorta like turds, I guess. Well, after all, politicians have to show they're doing something... even if if's wrong. Somebody said that even if you're too stupid to get a job doing aything else, you can always get elected to a political position. Oh yeah... That was ME!
So speaking of politicians, because it's National Absurdity Day, I'm taking this opportunity to post another two chapters of Paul Turner's The Gang. Not that he's absurd, just that I'd like to inject a little sanity into things. And Paul's lovely series about the sexual antics of a UK village seems like it would do that.
Hope you're all surviving all the politicians around the world. Remember, G. K. Chesterton wisely observed, "Its terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged today." Seems it's a timeless sentiment since quite a long time ago, Marcus Tullius Cicero aptly opined: "Politicians are not born. They're excreted." That was around 42 BC, so we've had the turds with us for ages.
Sometimes I'm pretty swift, other times I'm just half fast.
November Xth, 2020 - OK, since today is National Forget-Me-Not Day , I wouldn't want to forget to add another couple of chapters of Paul Turner's delightful story of sex romps in a small UK village, The Gang. So chapters 22 and 23 have been posted for your reading pleasure. Ya can't say I never did nuthin' for ya!
If you keep those comments coming in,.I'll scrounge around and see if I can dig up another Zoo Mom chapter to post.
If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced. That's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self importance.
November Furst, 2020 - Since some of you have been nice enuf to mash on that Contact button and let me know there's actually someone out there reading what I'm posting... and amazingly, wanting more, I figured I'd post another Zoo Mom chapter to try to make some happy. Or not. So chapter 23D has been added for those of you who enjoy that kind of thing.
Of course, I'd be remiss... and probably villified... if I didn't post another couple chapters of Paul's great UK sex romp, The Gang. So for your edification or whatever else floats yer boat, chapters 20 and 21 have been added in this update. You're welcome!
I think I've mentioned this before, but I wonder how many ladies read my depraved, perverted, filthy, lewd, noxious and demented porn stories. Really, I'd like to know how the distaff side feels about my krap and how they found it. I've heard that men are more visually oriented as far as porn goes, while the ladies tend to like to read rather than watch. Dunno why that would be, but sure would enjoy being a little edumacated about it. So ladies, if you're here having stumbled upon my little perverted cranny of twisted fantasy, please bang on that Contact button and let me know why you're here, if you enjoy being here, and what is it about my filth that you find attracting.
I seem to have survived the KungFlu and even had some episodes of inspiration where I either completed some of the partial chapters or stories I'd started previously, or actually banged out some new ones. Don't know what it was, but as much as I like spasmodic episodes of genius or arousal, I'm not sure I want to go through that again to get it.
I hope everyone is surviving and enjoying all the erotic fantasy writing that asstr.org has to offer. With the way the world is going, we definitely need some escapist fantasy to get us through all of this.
Why is Miss Universe always from Earth?
Octo Ten & 4, 2020 - Sorry that I haven't posted any updates for a while. Had some connectivity problems for a couple of weeks. Plus being under the weather. Actually, it feels more like being in a hurricane than just 'under the weather'. The good thing, at least to some, is that I'm still lookin' at the green side of the dirt.
Gonna make this short and sweet this time as I'm not feeling that loquacious or eloquent right now. Today's National Fossil Day and I really feel like an old one, so I've added two more chapters of Paul's The Gang for your fun fapping and enjoyment.
For some odd reason, being knocked offline and then feeling sick and woozy, I had some interesting splurges of genius (not all would agree with that term), and was able to knock out a number of new chapters of my Zoo Mom series plus several of the exclusive (and VERY raunchy) White Corporate Relations stories for that area of our member site. I've got a couple of excerpts from that area here and here. I just completed the fourth chapter of the Young Slut in Training, plus a new couple of chapters for a pretty nasty series titled Uncle Skye's Kiddie Playhouse, which gets pretty raunchy. He's starting a series called 'Getting Jennie Pregnant'. Sorry, no summaries yet for those. All of these will be posted in the future as we add them to our huge story site.
We've been getting some inquiries from other authors who might like to write for our site. We're evaluating the possibility of adding more in addition to AmyMac, Neel Down, and of course, Paul Turner's huge ongoing UK fable, The Gang. I've been posting some of Paul's work here, but we have over 220 chapters of it posted on the member site. Not to mention Data001's new Young Sluts story series. Three chapters of it have been published and he's up to ten chapters planned and partially written.
Gonna go see if I can bang out a few more Zoo Mom chapters or maybe one for my new PainStim Productions starring Teen Slut Karen.
Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.
September Viginti, 2020 - I looked it up and that's Latin for the 20th, not about a babe still having a hymen. Yeah, you know, that little thingie that's used to separate words... oh, wait. Nevermind! Dyxlesia!
Okay, just because today's National String Cheese Day, I decided to give you all a present. The next chapter of Grandpa Dick's escapades one fine Summertime continues, although without Gramps. Chapter 8B continues Karen's seduction of her mother over to the dark side. Or the bright side of wild, family sex if you prefer. So, Enjoy! But definitely mash on that there Contact button (or this link) and send me feedback. Tell me what ya think. Good or bad.
And just to make things doubly delicious (get it?), I'm adding another deux chapitres (to you Frenchies) of Paul Turner's wonderful and continuing story of The Gang, chapters 16 and 17. Again, you're welcome!
BTW, did you realize that 'September Viginiti' is actually Latin. Yup, both words. We still use the original latin name for the month or mensis (get your mind out of the bloody gutter, guys!) Far back in the dark ages, when dirt was still clean, I took a little bit of Latin. About all I can remember is 'et' though. Ampersand that's enuf, I guess.
My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.
September Fith, 2020 - Hey, just because it was so nice out today, I thought I'd leave it out. Cops weren't so happy about that, tho'.
To commemorate Cheese Pizza Day, I thought I'd let it all hang out and then post a couple more of Paul's The Gang chapters, since some of you were so nice to let me know you like the story. So two new chapters are online today. You're welcome! Again!
Ya know, you can read over 200 chapters of Paul's story on our member site. We're posting 2 a week in addition to the many other stories we add from time to time. Over 200 chapters is worth the price of admission.
I'll probably have another chapter of my Zoo Mom series to post soon. If that'll make y'all happy. Don't forget to bang on that Contact button and let me know. You can read some of the comments I've received on the quite aptly named Comments page.
Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent life in the universe are pointed away from Earth?
August Two Dozen+1, 2020 - OK, in recognition of National Kiss and Make Up Day and National Banana Split Day, kiss your babe on her banana split... or treat her to one. But first, give a read to the next two (like in deux, zwei, duo) chapitre of Paul Turner's The Gang series. You're welcome!
I would have posted this on the two dozenth, but I was busy adding more of Paul's chapters for our members. We've published over two hundred of The Gang there so far. Keeps me busy... but not out of trouble.
There have been a few good comments about Paul's nice story. If you want more, let us know by using my feedback form and pounding out a few digital bits. Not that hard. It's the only payment we get for posting our stories for you to read free here on asstr.org. Least you can do. And I'll put your digital bits up for everyone to see... or make fun of... on my Comments page. Just think, you could have your utterances published and be famous on the internet! Er... sumpin'.
That's pretty much all I got for today. But isn't it enuf?
August One Dozen, 2020 - Since some of you have been so nice to have thumped yer rodent on that ol' Contact button and sent me a few words of encouragement about Paul's lovely series, The Gang, I figured that warranted adding a few more of that series. So today I've posted another deux chapitres. (Ain't I just so multilingual? Or is that cunning lingual? Whatevah!)
I've been working on some of my Zoo Mom future chapters. You can read some of the short synopses of the series up to about chapter 30, but I've got at least another 20 or so that are mostly done. Some have a bit of editing or writing needed to complete them, but a bunch are finished. The problem with posting a series is that I can't post a chapter that's further along in the story timeline as that would leave a big hole and I've found that readers don't like that.
Then there are the offshoots from the main storyline, like Tessa the weathergirl or Karen's mischievous babysitting session or the newly formed porn vid company, PainStim Productions. Then there's the whole spinoff adventure with the house next door. Still developing that one. Bobby gets a lovely fuckbuddy - well, in addiion to hot teach Adrienne. And Sissy and family sex tutoring the twins, Taylor and Jeff.
As I've mentioned before, I do post all of my new stuff on my Ole Stories page first and then will post some of them here later on. There are many that are posted exclusively for our menbers there, along with several other authors' series. We;ve posted over 200 chapters of Paul's The Gang story and he's just promised to send me chapters 300-400 after he's finished proofing and updating them.
Even with the writers block wreaking havoc on my productivity, once in a while there's still a flash of inspiration and I can bang out into digital bits an episode or so. Some just don't want to seem to end. Others are only a chapter or two and then fizzle out.
As long as there's an indication of someone out there in readerland who's reading my stuff, I guess I'll keep posting them here. After all, I've got a ways to go to catch up to Paul's now 1271 installments of his story.
Plausible arguments can be constructed for the dumbest ideas.
August Fith, 2020 - It has been brought to my attention that I'd promised previously to post chapter 23C of my Zoo Mom saga here on the first of the month. I was so excited by the great feedback that Paul's The Gang has been getting and posted two, count 'em two, chapters of his story again, and fergot to put my own pervy family's chapter online. I'm hereby remedying that gross error and posting said chapter. There. Are ya happy? If so, mash on that Contact button and let me know. Otherwise I'll just go back into shamflu isolation and hibernate a while longer.
Guess it's fitting for National Work Like A Dog Day, trying to keep all three of you entertained. Or at least providing some fapping materials for you.
Why do they call it a SAD lamp if it's supposed to make you feel good?
August Fool's Day, 2020 - Since this is the start of our new regal month and National Mahjong Day, I figured that it would probably pass inspection if I posted two more of Paul Turner's great UK village saga, The Gang. So for those of you who are keeping score, I've beaten chapters 8 and 9 into posting form and they are now online for your viewing pleasure.
Hope you're all staying somewhat safe, despite getting cabin fever from being locked down and suffocating from wearing masks. So if you can dodge all those Kungflu things, give yer mah a jong. Or whatever...
"If idiots could fly, this would be an airport."
Juli's two duznth, 2020 - Hope everone is enjoying being confined in either your home or a mask. Too bad we can't wear those Lone Ranger type masks... much cooler! Eh, Tonto?
Since it's National Tequila Day (hic), I thought it might be a good time to just add another couple of chapters of Paul Turner's The Gang, so I've posted chapters six and seven of his huge and quirky work. Paul really would like to know if you're enjoying the series, so mash on that Contact button and let me know so I can forward the good word to him. C'mon, give him a thrill!
I'm planning on putting the next episode of my Zoo Mom saga - chapter 23C - here on the first of the month. Just fair warning for those of you who check daily for any updates. Seems there's a few people who have indicated they would be appreciative if I added it. Ok, so there ya go. Now ya know.
Ya know, I'd really like to know what the ladies who read my filth think. If you're interested in previewing some of my stories and helping me with your thoughts and comments, I might be able to get some special access to our White Productions members area where my Ole Stories page has all that I've published so far. I'm working on several different stories and would like some input from the ladies who are interested in that kinda stuff. Just use the feedback form to let me know you're interested. No obligation.
Not much else to tell ya on this Tequila day, so...
"If I knew for a certainty that a man was coming to my house with the conscious design of doing me good, I should run for my life." --Henry David Thoreau
Juli's sweet 16th, 2020 - Well, in my neck of the woods, it's been getting a little warmer. Apparently this time of year is supposed to be summer. Not sure you could prove it by me, but I thought we were supposed to be sweltering in the Globull Warming. You guys in Oz are probably freezin' yer balls off and hoping for a little of it down under, huh? At least I think I've got a reader or deux in Oz. Mash on that Contact button and let me know if you're receiving down there.
I figured we'd celebrate getting through the middle of Jooleye by posting a few more of Paul's wonderful The Gang story. He says he really would like to know if anyone enjoys reading his little tale of a quiet UK village and its waking up to different sexual romps and shenanigans. I'll be happy to post more if you bang on that Contact button and let him and me know you want more. Not askin' a whole lot, but if you do, I'll keep posting them here.
I've still got Zoo Mom chapter 23C to post if anyone is interested. In it, Bobby uses what he's learned from mom to sweet talk the gorgeous young teacher at school. Adrienne appreciates Bobby's interest and finds out that he has quite a bit of experience for a young guy his age. One thing leads to another and soon Bobby has the hot teach under his control. Both really enjoy that. Let me know if you want to read a bit more of their prurient activities.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
US Independence Day, 2020 - Wow, things are poppin' around here... literally. Lots of fireworks and celebrations. And just to celebrate the US independence from England, I talked our wonderful UK author, Paul Turner, into letting me post his voluminous and ongoing story of coming of age and sexual awakening in England, The Gang.. It's a wonderfully delightful story that he has over one thousand chapters of it written. So it may take a while for us to catch up to him, but I've posted the first chapters here and will continue as I get them converted over to html format.
Paul really would like to know how you like his story, so if you use my Contact button to send some feedback, I'll forward it to him. It's the only way any of us authors can tell whether anyone is reading our stories. And providing the stories here for free, it's the only "pay" that any of us have for posting our stuff for your reading pleasure.
Speaking of reading pleasure, which I was, my friend and co-author, Data001, has started a new story series titled Young Sluts and it is really a hot, juicy fun storyline. A lot of our members are avidly reading the first chapter that we've just posted on the site and Data says he's already gotten chapter eight mostly done. So it should be a real fun continuing series.
I'll see about posting either chapter 8B of my Summertime at Grandpa Dicks story, or the next chapter, 23C of my Zoo Mom series, if anyone is interested. Just stomp on that Contact button and write a few words of encouragement. Doesn't even have to be wordy or fully coherent. Just enuf for me to know which you want posted next.
"...to argue with a man who has renounced his reason is like giving medicine to the dead." --Thomas Paine, "The Crisis".
Joon Thirty, 2020 - Whew! Made it through the first week of Summer. I've been tryin' to figger out just which day summer will come on this year. Yeah, you can tell I live in a usually dreary, rainiy part of the HewHessHay. Like they allus say around here, we don't tan, we rust. [ sunglasses just in case ol' Sol peeks out]
A couple of you have been kind enough to mash on the ol' Contact button to let me know someone's alive out there. Most of the latest comments have been for Teen Slut Karen or Summertime at Grandpa Dicks but I figgered that since I had the next chapter of Zoo Mom ready to go, I'd post it for your reading pleasure. Rob gets a video call back from his colleague in Germany, who puts on quite a show with his wife and daughter for Rob and Lynn. I'm sure those who are into a little BDSM or S/M will enjoy the exhibition.
In the next chapter, 23C, Bobby finally gets up the courage to talk to the gorgeous young teacher, Adrienne. It goes better than he could ever have planned and they have quite a nice time together. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. If enough of you out there give me a little jolt by clanging on the Contact button and putting in your vote for it, I'll try to whip it into shape for posting. If nobody cares, I won't bother. It's up to you.
I'd still like to hear from the lovely ladies who've stumbled upon my filth in their search for some nice clean porn. If you'd like to help with some ideas or comments for my stories, just let me know. I'd love to let you preview some of the episodes and chapters that I've got partially written. Or even some that are finished and just haven't been posted yet.
A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.
Baker's Duzen Joon, 2020 - OK, since yesterday was National Loving Day and today is National Kitchen Klutzes of America Day and I kinda, sorta promised to add a new episode of luscious, spectacular and stunning Teen Slut Karen, to celebrate I've done so. See what happens when you bang on that Contact button and let me know there's somebody at least semi-conscious out there?
Some of you Teen Slut Karen enthusiasts might be interested to know that I've recently had some major epiphanies (epiphanii ?) and have started a new offshoot starring our gorgeous and outright nastly slut Karen, her family and Zoo Mom friends. It's a new company that does (what else?) lovely tit torture videos... with Karen as the first star. The new company is tentatively called PainStim Productions and some of their work is patterned after the famous and long lived Torture Galaxy video production site. Now, if the subject matter wasn't so popular, would TG and their group of lovely lady masochists have been around for probably twenty years or more?
I'm in the process of writing the first new stories for the series and will get a summary page put together soon, I hope. If all my time isn't taken up writing and watching TG vids. If any of you ladies are into or interested in those type of activities, real or fantasy, let me know by banging that Contact button. I'd really like to discuss either real world activities or any fantasies about them. You can help me create new and interesting storylines and fun fantasies.
I've been adding to my Zoo Mom and new Porn Families series along with the new Karen stuff lately. Guess that's what I get for watching all those pr0n vids again.
So hit that ol' Contact button and let me know what you would like to see posted. Read some of the latest comments I've had from others who weren't too lazy or lethargic to do so.
I NEVER CALL SOMEONE A FRIEND if they're not around to deny it.
Joon Wunth, 2020 - So let me see if I've got this. The first of January is New Years, the first of April is Fool's Day and the first of May is May Day, so would that make the today Joon Day or Half Year Day? Or whut? Who comes up with this Krap anyway?
Speaking of Krap, and I was, with a little help from some of our members, I've been able to actually complete several more of my Zoo Mom chapters that had been languishing under my writers block. Not only that, but another episode of my new Porn Families series. Then there was the completion of the heavy S&M session that is chapter 9 of my Summertime series. Actually got a lot done, with some help from my friends until my writing muse petered out on me at that point.
I was planning on adding another chapter of my Teen Slut Karen series today, but I found I didn't have the next one ready yet. Plus there seems to be little or no interest in it. So if anyone mashes the Contact button and lets me know they want it, I'll get my digital hammer out and bang it into shape. Or outa shape. Whatever. A few dents won't make a difference, I guess.
I HAVE NO PREJUDICES: all my hatreds are based on solid evidence.
The Middle of May, 2020 - Apparently sometime in the dim past, I promised to post chapter 23A of my ongoing deviant and bawdy story series, Zoo Mom. Hokay, so today I've added that one for those few who have been clamoring for it. See what ya get when you aggravate me by mashing that Contact button above and send me a few cheers of approval or jeers of approbation.
I picked this day because it's National Pizza Party Day, so partyhearty! Well, as much as you can while being quarantined, isolated, masked, gloved and unemployed.
I've been obediently social distancing, isolating, sequestering and generally avoiding human interpersonal contact... oh, wait. That's what I do usually. But occasionally, I hitch up the team to the carriage and make the onerous trip into the nearest population center for mail, packages, supplies and what could laughingly be called 'food'. So I've been dodging the ol' Kungflu virus so far. Luckily. I've got a piece of zinc that I've been chewing on, since I heard that helps. About the only way you can find that damn mineral at the moment.
I checked my inventory and it seems that I have chapter 4 of Teen Slut Karen that is able to be posted, if anybody cares. That and chapter 23B of my wonderfully depraved Zoo Mom family and their antics if you slam your rodent against that Contact button and let me know.
With some help from a couple of our members at our White Productions member site, I have been able to get more done on some future Zoo Mom chapters, along with my new Porn Families series. I've also been editing Amy's Geoff Sterling chapters and getting them ready for posting on that site. I have her second sample chapter that I'll put up here later on. You can read her first one here and let me know if you want more.
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts
The Sex of May, 2020 - Just wanted to both of you fans out there know that I'm still planning on posting Chapter 23A of my depraved, bawdy and filthy Zoo Mom series later on this month. That doesn't obviate you from mashing that ol' contact button up there at top and letting me know that there's actually a warm body somewhere out there who would like to read it.
That goes doubly for my distaff readers who have accidentally stumbled upon this site and were totally appalled and disgusted by my wicked prose. If you're in any way disposed to enjoying my trash, let me know. I might be able to provide previews of some unpublished coming attractions. Yeah, that's a naked, wanton bribe.
If you're looking for those brilliant, brave and good looking people who have sent me comments, just squash this link with your rodent - or whatever you have at hand.
Never get into a farting contest with a skunk.
May the Day, 2020 - Seems that I promised to post something new on May Day, and my lovely tri-sexual friend AmyMac wondered if my readers, all three of them, would like to read some of her stories. I figured I love her stories, so why not? Thus I'm posting the first edited sample chapter of her Goeff Sterling - Expanding The Family series.
Amy is a good friend and prolific author who initially read my Zoo Mom series and contacted me. After reading my Goeff Sterling story on our White Productions member site, she asked if I'd like her to write something for us. We're pretty finicky and exacting when it comes to the quality of writing for us, so we were naturally a bit skeptical... until she sent us a little bit. And with Amy, a little bit means reams and reams and reams. She's like me, can't write anything short. But I was fascinated and impressed by the quality of the writing, let alone the sheer perversity she portrayed in it. In other words, Wonderful!
Starting with my Geoff Sterling character who works for the shadowy White Global organization in the White Corporate Relations (YES, those kinds of relations) division by recruiting new models and hopefully their children for all kinds of deviant and wicked positions (YES, those kinds of positions) in the global company, Amy started developing him, his personality and capabilities into a storyline that has at least 300 thousand words so far, with several offshoots that get raunchier and raunchier with each chapter. She said it would be much easier to list the sexual story codes that aren't included in the story than to list the ones that are. So much fun!
So I've reformatted a couple of her chapters that I've edited down to a little shorter excerpts and I'm adding the first one from her 2nd Geoff chapter that has been posted for our members. I hope you enjoy it. There have been 21 episodes of this series published on our member site that our members have full access to. And many more are in the process of being edited and readied for posting there.
Hey, I've wondered if females respond to written better than visual porn? I know there are ladies out there like Amy who have somehow (not purposely, wink, wink) stumbled upon my stories. I'd really like to hear from my female readership. That's how Amy got started, by writing me a simple comment in feedback. Naturally, I replied, as I do to any who provide an email address, and the rest, as they say, is sordid literary history. Send me a comment to let me know what you think, ladies.
Naturally, you can use my feedback form to send any comments or thoughts about her story to me and I will pass them on to her. If there's any interest shown - that is, if any of you are alive out there in readerland. I've been working on an excerpt of another one of her chapters which describes the wild orgy Geoff sets up during the layover on his flight. So mash that contact button and bang out a few words... if you can type one handed after reading her story.
I received a comment from one of the scattering of fans of my work out there, which I've posed on my Comments page, suggesting that May Day would be a good holiday to post chapter 23A of my Zoo Mom series. I figured that you'd like something new, so I decided on Amy's story. But the suggestion that Mother's Day would be appropriate for posting the new Zoo Mom chapter works for me, so I'll do that. Ya know, for all you Mutha's out there. And Mom's too who like my stories.
I'll be posting chapter 23A of my Zoo Mom series in the next update, probably around the middle of the month for all you who are shut-ins with this virus thingie going on. So look for it and if you want to give me any encouragement, use that feedback form and let me know. You can read some of the feedback that I've received on my Comments pages.
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest." -- Mark Twain
April Double Snake Eyes, 2020 - Just wanted to post a short update to let everyone know I haven't been consumed by the terrible, horrible, awful viri yet. I"ve been good, doing my social distancing. Like I said, nobody wants to get within a social distance of me anyway. BO possibly? Maybe it's my brand of hand sanitizer, huh? Eau de Toilette. What's that you say? I'm not supposed to actually use water from the toilet? Damn, learn something new every day. But that would 'splain the social distancing thingie.
Did you all enjoy the fireworks worldwide and the drunken orgy celebrations of the famous porn author's birthday? Yeh, neither did I. Thoroughly dejected by the lack of recognition of such a stellar author and personality. Oh well, another year shot to hell, huh?
The only good thing I can see about this almost world wide quarantine is that it provides more time to read my stories. Hope you're all taking advantage of that. And you can always give me a piece of your mind by using my feedback form. God knows my brain cells, such as they are, can use any help anyone can provide. So mash on that link and let me know there's someone out there who can't get out of their house and as a last resort is reading my stuff.
Looks like Zoo Mom chapter 23A will be the next to be posted. That is if anyone cares. As I've pointed out, I post my new stories on my Ole Stories page at the White Productions member site first, along with a number of other stories published exclusively there. I just started posting some of my new Porn Families series there. They are exclusive to our member site.
And if you want to see the comments that have been made here, just check out the new Comments page. I'll try to keep it updated as anyone sends me comments, criticisms or just simple salutations. I'd really like to hear from any ladies who have stumbled upon my stories and would like to let me know what they think of 'em.
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. --Mark Twain
Famous Author's Aprul B'day - Boy, am I getting tired of this social virus thingie. Social Distancing? Whutz that? There ain't anybody who wants to get within a social distance of me anyway, so it seems I'm not a big threat to anyone... at least as far as the Hydroxy Viri go.
So, if you eat a package of Hydrox Oreos, will that be a workable substitute for all that icky pharmaceutical stuff? From what I can tell, cookies don't have as many side effects. Well, other than increasing the spare tire I've already got. But that would just make me more weighty. So that's kewl, right?
As I promised, I've added chapter 3 of Teen Slut Karen for your salacious perusal. Hope you enjoy our little teen pain slut and her (mis)adventures with friends and family. Believe me, she ain't about to do no 'safe distancing', especially when it comes to sharp implements in her tits. So I hope you have a fun read during your forced confinement. Stay safe and keep the fucking in the family. And remember- with anal, you don't have to worry about making any new kiddies. Natural (or unnatural, depending on yer point of view) birth control.
I'm thinking that I should probably add Zoo Mom chapter 23A pretty soon. Whut ya think? If anyone shows any interest by using my feedback form, I'll consider it. But only if there's anyone out there to read it. The only way I know is if you tell me. And you can read a few of the latest comments I've gotten on my new Comments pages. Remember, I reply to those who include their email address and I'm posting comments I get and my response, even if there's no email included.
Enjoy your Quarantine and keep taking your D3, Quercetin and Zinc. Natural alphabetical is better than pharmaceutical.
"Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen. Homo sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself."
--Robert Heinlein
Aprul the Fifth - OK, fess up. How many of you tried to call your local Dept. of Sexual Health Services? Say Whaaaat?
Just wanted to remind everyone that I ain't ded yet as I've been sheltering in place and social distancing. Not hard to do when nobody wants to even be around me -- anywhere. But I'm using the time to decide on which new story to post - Zoo Mom or Teen Slut Karen? Or something else? Decisions, decisions! Well, the birthday of the renowned sex writer is coming up in five days. Will celebrate with posting something.
Remember, use protection! if you're doing anything that doesn't require social distancing. For some reason, like the huge power outage in the NE of the US many years ago, there's probably gonna be a surge of babies born in about nine months. Funny how that happens. Like they say, "Idle hands makes people get busy with other appendages"... or something like that. Wonder if my stories might have any influence on a few of them?
So far, I've seen all kinds of information on how to make your own masks, hand sanitizers and even respirators. The only problem is there hasn't been much about making your own TP subsitute. Napkins? Nope, out of stock. Paper towels? Ouch and out of stock. Corn cobs? Uh, haven't looked for that. Guess we could all go back to "a sponge on a stick" thingie again.
This corona virus panic TP shortage reminds me of the saying by Milton Friedman, "If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand." I don't really think it'd take that long.
"Its terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged today."
--G. K. Chesterton
Aprul of the Foolz - I've just received this notice courtesy of the lovely amy Mac, our resident dog slut and diabolically evil author, who is an expert in and keeps up with these type of things.
ATTENTION READERS!
We have just been unofficially informed that in light of the current health issues due to the pandemic, and the resulting orders for 'Stand apart' or 'social distancing', Great financial harm is dramatically affecting our beloved sex workers. It seems that they have decided on a safer, more remote arrangement.
Beginning 1-4-20 (Aprul Oneth for those of you in the non-metric countries like the US), prostitutes, escorts, strippers and other sex workers will begin performing LIVE shows on various internet seminar or meeting apps, such as webex, Zoom and many more. The workers, mostly female so far, will include a number of Transexuals as well. They will be performing live sex acts, mostly as singles, but a number of already close couples will be involved, as will a number of animals, primarily dogs, but at least a few minature horses could also be included.
If using already existing apps is a success, they intend to develop their own web seminar sites, perhaps webXXX, ZoomZex, and others such as that.
We understand that there will, of course be a charge for viewing and even recording the seminars, but it will be significantly less than a one on one session with an escort.
These live sex shows will be similar to but in addition to the thousands of amateur live webcams already providing paid and unpaid sex acts to the world population, but are not intended to replace them. The pros just want to get their share of the revenue stream.
Contact your local Department of Sexual Health Services for local times, schedules, URLs and type of performer and/or animal involved.
Oh, and I'll be posting a new chapter of one of my story series this month on the birthday of a renowned adult sex writer. Just so you know.
* If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much space
Idus Martiae, 2020 - I think I promised to add another story in tribute to ol' Julius, who didn't have a very good time on this day many years ago. Had quite a stabbing pain in the back, if I remember correctly. And there's few things that I'm remembering, correctly or not, in my advancing years. Wonder why they call them 'advancing' when everything seems to be deterioratingl these days. Like they say, a mind is a terrible thing to waste and I'm wasted. Or so I've been told.
To those of you of Irish descent, Happy St. Patricks day on the 17th.
According to legend, he drove the snakes out of Ireland. Only problem is, they came here and got elected to Congress. (My apologies to all the serpents out there.) Like Mark Twain said, "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." Nothing much has changed since his time. Actually, Marcus Tullius Cicero opined that "Politicians are not born. They're excreted" way back during Julius' Roman heyday. Wonder if that's why he was beheaded? So we've had that plague on us since then. Or like they say, "Time Immemorial".
Since I promised, I've added Zoo Mom chapter 22B today. I hope you enjoy Lynn tutoring some of Bobby's friends on the finer points of bawdy, salacious sex acts. And Sissy wants to get her good friend, Annie, laid. And who better to do that than... uh oh, don't want to give away too much, but Annie is excited about getting fucked. Can you blame her?
I'm still looking for a few perverted ladies who would like to... well, uh... take a look around our White Productions member site with a Free Limited Trial Membership. Can't find a better price than Free! We just posted the second chapter of Noel's Best Xmas Yet, a story by our resident female tri-sexual Amy. I think it has more perversions than the DSM-5, but that's where the fun is. So any of you ladies just let me know you want in and I'll set you up. Such a Deal!
I'll have to see about getting the next episode of Teen Slut Karen ready to be posted next time. Maybe on some great holiday next month? Are there any? Remember, your feedback/comments are the only way I know anybody is out there reading my noxious filth and wants more. Drop me a few digital bits so I get motivated to add more. So wash yer hands and other... ahem, parts and mash on that contact button, since you can't get the virus from it. You can give me a little thrill though, if you do. And maybe get me to post more stories.
"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."
-- P.J. O'Rourke
March the Oneth, 2020 - Happy last month of the first quarter! Glad both of you have survived the ever so dreaded Leap Day. According to wikipedia, "These extra days occur in each year which is an integer multiple of 4 (except for years evenly divisible by 100, which are not leap years unless evenly divisible by 400)." Ouch, my head hurts already. 'Course that could just be the hangover.
Yup, I'm still alive, contrary to the wishes of some. Just wanted to let both of my readers know that and that I'll try to add another story somewhere around the Idus Martiae this month. What better time than the stab in the back time. For you youngters, look up what happened on the Ides. See, ya can learn something other than about pervy fucking here. You're welcome.
Ladies!! I'm more than overjoyed that you read my filth here and, maybe, enjoy it. If you do, please use the contact button and let me know. I might even be able to give you something to preview that I'm working on and maybe add your ideas to. You can always take advanage of me and get a Free Limited Trial membership on our White Productions member site. For all you male perverts, you can see what I've posted for our members of my Zoo Mom and other series there. We've added a chat box to the members area too.
Don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things.
HumpYerHunny Day, 2020 - I hadn't planned on doing an update until March, which has its Ides about the middle of the month. [You young whippersnappers, go look up 'the Ides of March' - and don't use Goggle, they've EVIL. Use StartPage or DuckDuckGo - they don't slurp your private information, data, location and history, then sell it to anyone who wants to spam you. Or worse.]
Speaking of Valentine's Day, and I was, we've been getting more subscriptions for our White Productions member site from females - or those who purport to be such. That's great. I've often wondered how many females read my stories here. I'm sure it's a lot. In college, we had a song with a verse that went "if the women would sing this song, it'd be twice as dirty and twice as long.' You ladies can confirm that.
Anyway, I would be quite happy to have more ladies perusing my filth and letting me know what they think. Well, I'd like anyone to do that, but since I'm a dirty old man, I could use some help from the female POV. (Actually, some have said that I'm beyond help, but I continue to prove them wrong - daily.) The Free Limited Trial subscriptions are still available, especially for ladies, if you're interested in taking a look around and see if the wallpaper is to your tastes. Just use the contact button and tell me you'd like to take advantage of me... er, the free offer.
I've been posting the few recent feedback or comments that I have received on my Comments page and I'll try to keep it current. There has been a couple of comments over a period of time by one reader who is interested in belly riding as depicted in some of the Woodenhorse series that I've posted for Goldfish, a fellow author. So today I posted the next chapter in his series, which is linked to on my Other Authors page. Hope both of you readers enjoy!
Since I've gotten into such a magnanimous mood, I'll see about getting the next Teen Slut Karen chapter posted in that series next month. Apparently somebody out there likes it enough to have sent me some comments about it, which got me to post again. See what happens when you mash the contact button and let me know someone is alive and kickin' out there?
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
February Le Deux, 2020 - This is the short month, but it really shouldn't feel bad, 'cuz it has the Hump Yer Hunny day in it. Well, that's gotta be fun most any day of any month. That and Groundhog day in the US. Which date this year (only) can be written the same, forwards or backwards - 02/02/2020. Don't know how that works, but I've never understood math.
And did you know that they have a special day this month in my honor? Yup, National Do A Grouch a Favor Day on the 16th. Remember, if you're nice and smash the contact button and send me a little lovin', I might just un-grouch enuf to post another episode of either Zoo Mom or Teen Slut Karen and put it on my notorious Comments page. A chance to see your comment in lights! Well, er, bits or somethin' anyway.
I haven't been feeling myself, lately. Well, not enuf, I guess. So I watched some porn vids and got to feeling more augmented. Well, better. Some ideas for some new chapters started to spurt... uh, flow out of my cesspool of a subconscious and I was able to get parts of a few new chapters of my Zoo Mom series banged out. It will be a while before they get finished and posted anywhere, but at least something was spewing out. That's a good sign.
My Zoo Mom series does just keep swelling... er, lengthening... ah, expanding. The kids have recruited some friends and Lynn and Rob have helped. And the house next door has been seeing some usage. I just love having that perverted family living in my head and letting me document their pervy life. I hope all three of you reading this enjoy my stories as much as I do writing them.
Remember that anything new in any of my series is posted first on our White Productions member site. If you haven't already, you can see what all the Zoo Mom and other series stories I've published there, along with stories by our other authors.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
The Oneth of Jan, 2020 - Hooray, we made it through another year![Do those look like bullet holes in that date from being shot to hell already? Maybe it's telling me I just need glasses.] It's been said that time is just something to keep everything from happening at once. Guess that's a pretty useful thingie then, huh? And I've been known to say that t's not getting old that's the problem, it's being old that's the pits. Everything seems to be breaking down.
Speaking of breaking down, it seems that asstr.org hasn't been doing that for some time. I did take advantage of that to post the new Teen Slut Karen chapter in a prior update. And over the holidays, I compiled a few of the feedback/comments that I have received over the past months. I thank everyone who took the time and made the effort to click on the feedback form link and bang out a few words. Some fewer than others, tho'. All are sincerely appreciated. And yes, I'll post critical or negative comments as well, but I just don't seem to get many. LOL (See my info page regarding that.)
Limited Free Trial access is still available if you want to look around a bit. Just use my feedback form link to request the link or to send me any comments, thoughts and whatnot. All are appreciated and I DO respond to all who include a valid email address. Check out what a few readers have been saying on my new feedback/comments page. Then hit the ol' feedback link and maybe I'll put yours up there next.
I TRY TO TAKE ONE DAY AT A TIME, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
12/15/19 - Hey there, it's the middle of December! Another year shot to hell, huh? I'd like to wish those one or two lone souls who stumble upon my pages here and anyone else a VeryMerryChristmas season and a safe and prosperous New Year.
I've actually gotten a couple of nice comments from readers using my feedback form link. Thank you to them. I appreciate it. So I went through some of my stuff and found another Teen Slut Karen chapter to add. Take a look at the TPC stories page and see what's been added. There are more Karen chapters, so I'll be posting them in the future. That is, if anyone lets me know there's any interest in them. [Hint, hint]
We've added a private Members Only chat service to the Little Model Annie Story Universe site which lets our members post public messages and send private messages to other members. Sort of like the old BBS type bulletin boards from back in the DOS days. You oldies remember that, doncha? So now our members can share ideas and thoughts about the stories and anything else with other like minded ones.
I'll still give the free limited trial accounts to our site for anyone who is interested in looking around and seeing just how much there is there. Just use the feedback form link to request. There's NO obligation. It's FREE.
There also is a story samples page which has six excerpts from the Little Model Annie chapters, two of our fellow author Neel Down's Nude Like Me story and another two of our resident lady perv Amy's Geoff Sterling- Expanding the Family series. If you like my stories, it might be worth the click to read some of those samples. Betcha can't read just one, to paraphrase an old advertising line.
You see what happens when you hit that ol' feedback form link and let me know you're alive and reading my smut? It gets me going and lets me know that I should add another story to this site. And I DO respond to all who include their email address, just to show that I'm for real and still alive too.
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
11/15/19 - Hey there, you lonely souls who have probably wandered to this page by mistake. Seems there are few reading here, at least by the lack of interest being shown for my adding chapter 22B of my Zoo Mom like I said I would do if there was any interest. Doesn't seem like it's much worthwhile to add more stories if nobody is reading anything here already.
Maybe Novem-brrrrrrrrrr is just too cold for anyone to tap on the feedback form link, which is still working... as far as I can tell. Hard to say when nobody uses it to let me know they want more posted here. Or maybe all my stuff is just so bad that no one wants any more of it. Either way, let me know so I don't go wandering around thinking that there's nobody out there but me.
It does seem like asstr is working most of the time. At least for reading, and I've been able to upload my files without some of the problems in the past. Asstr is such a wonderful treasury and archive of so much 'alternative' literature for adult erotic fiction readers. Quite a huge variety of themes, storylines and interests. Even though I've been posting all my new material - and some of my old stuff too - on my Ole stories page on our Little Model Annie Story Universe site, I still do post things here so others can enjoy them. If you like that sorta thing.
10/1/19 - It's Octo-brrrrrrrrrr. "Octo" means "eight", so I wonder just why this month is considered the tenth month. Guess it was when someone was messin' with them calendar thingies, way back when. I think I remember something about somebody saying that history may not repeat but it does rhyme. Or somethin'. Refer to my L J Peter quote below. [Smart guy!]
Well, see what ya get for following my directions and sending me some comments with my feedback form. Apparently, at least a couple of someones out there like my stories and want more. So I've posted another episode of my Zoo Mom series, Chapter 22A. If you keep it up and continue to let me know you like them and want more, I'll have to post 22B.
One of the recent comments asked what was happening with asstr.org. Hellifino. Over the last few months it's been pretty stable, if still limited. I've been able to upload my files to the site and keep Neel Down's website updated. I don't know if there's some admin actually checking things once in a while or if the system is just sorta fixin' itself. I know there are a lot of both readers and authors who would really like to see asstr.org continue and even thrive. The last that I heard through the grapevine is that the owners/admins don't have the time or desire to do much of anything with it. I share the desire of many in hoping that someone who could manage and maintain it could do that.
Free limited trial subscriptions are still available if anyone is interested. You won't get access to everything there, but you can see the new site design update and see how much is there. Just use my feedback form, which is housed off-site of asstr and does work. I respond to all comments, criticisms, ideas and inquiries. Just let me know that you're interested in the Free Trial.
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it."
-- Laurence J. Peter, The Peter Principle
9/17/19 - Happy mid-September, when the leaves start to fall 'cuz they know they're going to freeze their ***** off if they're around much longer and it really gets cold. For those in the southern half of the globe, welcome to the coming warm season. The babes will be taking off their clothes and you'll be thinking thoughts of... well, what I write about. Us here up in the North will be putting on layers of clothes, brewing hot cocoa and trying to think of... well, what I write about. Guess I've got the best of both halves of the world.
Since it's been a whole lotta years since we first put the Little Model Annie Story Universe site together, we've felt like it needed a little new paint, wallpaper and carpet. So we finally got the new site design finished and we put it online on the last update, Sept. 15th. Still trying to find all the errurs and misteaks, but we haven't received any complaints so far. Give my story page a look and let me know what you think. You can read a few excerpts of our stories on the newly refurbished Samples page and of course you can see a listing of all of my stories and other authors works that have been posted on the site at the chapter listing and story outline page.
We have been posting new story chapters weekly for the past year. That's a lotta stuff for you to read. Amy macBitch's huge, ongoing story series Geoff Sterling - Expanding the Family keeps growing and a couple of samples from her story are on our Samples page. The prolific UK author, Paul Turner's story The Gang is being added to weekly and is up to chapter 166 so far. With many more hundreds of chapters to go. Whew!!
From reader request, we added SSL certificate back in January '19, so you have an encrypted connection to the White Productions story site, which means that others, like your ISP, can't see what you're looking at. None of their business, but with all the monitoring and data recording going on, every little bit helps.
I received a few nice comments and feedback, but c'mon, out of the thousands of readers, only 5 or 6 can say "thank you" or "what KRAP" or anything. LOL To those couple who sent nice comments but didn't include an email address so I could reply, THANKS! I DO respond to all who send me a comment and include their email address. And no, I don't collect, share, give away, rent, leak, or slyly slip any of it to anyone. I'm a very privacy oriented guy... mostly. But thanks for those anyway.
I do hope that more than a few readers enjoyed the installment of my Zoo Mom series, chapter 21C. For some reason, I've had a bit of a burst of inspiration lately and have banged out a few more future chapters about my perverted familiy's hot sexual antics. Either that, or they got irritated with me enough about me not writing to yell and scream loudly and try some more extremely depraved and twisted sex acts that I had to start banging on the keyboard to get their new exploits down and out of my head. You know, they live rent free there. But it's so pleasant being their landlord that way.
We just posted the last chapter of Neel Down's Nude Like Me series. Which reminds me that I've gotta add another chapter to his asstr website. His feedback link works too, so let him know how you like his story. He's already sent me the first 15 chapters of his next one, so there will be more coming in the future for his site. They will first be posted on our White Productions story site members area.
My fellow author and Little Model Annie and White Productions story site collaborator, Data001's asstr website has his full Head Teacher story posted there. Visit it if you'd like to read a hot story about a school Head Master and his young submissive sex slave. Since asstr.org hasn't been maintained and updated, it's hard to find his or many author's stories unless you have a link to them.
If any of you have any ideas about my stories or just comments or criticisms, use my feedback form to let me know. Again, I respond to all who include their email address so that I can. If I get a showing of any interest in having more of my stories posted here, it will prod me to get some more added. It ain't that hard to just click the link and bang out a few words.
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."
-- Steven Wright
8/10/19 - Because I've received some nice comments in feedback and have been somewhat consistently able to upload files to this asstr.org site, I decided to post the next installment of my Zoo Mom series, chapter 21C. Thank you to those few who took the time and made the effort to let me know they liked my stories and wanted more.
I hope you enjoy this last episode of the three part section of Zoo Mom where Sissy recruits another girl to join her in the asst. priincipal's office and get the "punishment" they deserve for being bad girls. Then she and Annie have some sexy fun on the bus trip home. See what you get when you let me know what you think and whether you like the story.
I've been trying to keep Neel's asstr website updated with his Nude Like Me series that is featured on our White Productions story site. He's having me add a chapter occasionally after they've been posted on our site for a while. His next story, Across the Stree and One House Down is delightful and if you like his story of pixie minx Summer, you'll like Across the Street.
See what happens when you take the trouble to send me comments or thoughts? It gets me appreciative enough to add more here for your reading enjoyment. Or whatever it is that they do for you. Or to you. Or something.
Like the old saying goes, "If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with."
"Our marriage counselor said that my wife and I should have sex every night. Jeez, now I'll never see her!"
-- Rodney Dangerfield
8/1/19 - Hey, Happy the Oneth of August. Since my last update of this page, I've actually gotten a few emails. A few? Yeah, is it so hard to click the contact form link and let me know if you enjoyed the stories or any comments you want to make about them? Out of the 100's if not 1000's of people who read any of my stories here, there are only enough to count on the fingers of one hand who provided any feedback. The good news is that after the last posting complaining about it, I did receive a "flood" of them... all four or five. A hearty THANKS to those who did.
Asstr.org seems to be working a little better. Well, from time to time anyway. If this keeps up, I'll have to try to add some new files to my Zoo Mom series. I keep hoping that something good will happen and the owners/admins will take an active hand or hand it over to those who want to keep it going.
Summer's half over, at least for those of us in the upper half of the globe. I hope everyone is doing well, enjoying the sun up here or the snow and cold down under. I haven't had much inspiration lately, but have been working on other's stories, such as Neel'sNude Like Me series and Amy's Geoff Sterling - Expanding the Family series, getting them formatted and ready for posting on our White Productions story site.
Just wanted to let everyone (all three or four of you) who sent me comments that I DO really appreciate it and I respond to all who provide an email address. You can use the same contact form to request a Free Limited Trial access to our huge Little Model Annie story universe and my Ole Stories page.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled." -- Mark Twain
7/25/19 - Hey Fellas, Gals, Boys and Girls!! I'm still wondering if anyone is even seeing or reading any of this stuff. Seems nobody wants to send any comments or feedback using my contact form, that does still work OK. If nobody is reading or cares, why should I continue to add any stories here? I know asstr.org isn't really completely functional, but most stuff is still available for reading [ if you can find it] so if you like my stories, at least click the link and tell me so.
My writer friend, Neel Down, gets pretty dejected about writing his stories and posting them, then never getting any comments or feedback and not knowing even if anyone is even seeing them. His Nude Like Me series has 27 of 30 chapters posted on our White Productions story site, and we can at least see by the log files if anyone is reading them. You can see a list of his posted chapters at his story page at the White Productions site, where they are being published. He's started another new series and it will be posted after the Nude Like Me series completes.
We've had some inquiries about whether there is any censorship of theme or ideas on our story site. There isn't and apparently there are few story sites still available that don't censor story ideas. Asstr.org is one of the few left and with the lack of interest in maintaining it, it's a shame that it might crash and burn someday. A few authors have asked if we could publish their stories, but we tend to be pretty picky about writing quality, and few have met our standards. Neel is one we publish and Amy macBitch's perverse and continually growing Geoff Sterling - Expanding the Family series is another one that our members exclusively are enjoying. A couple of short excerpts of her story are posted on our story samples page.
If you're interested, the Free Limited Trial Subscriptions are still available. There's no obligation and anyone can use my contact form to request one. Or, of course, send me comments, feedback and thoughts. I answer all who include an email address to respond to.
"It's hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong."
--Thomas Sowell
6/25/19 - Still seeing problems with asstr. Sometimes I can upload a file, sometimes it won't transfer, sometimes it errors out. Some authors are still being able to get some files uploaded, but I suspect I'm not the only one having problems. Lots of zero length text files showing in the new files pages, but I don't know if that's some automated test or if some human bean is actually trying to find out what's wrong. I suspect the former, since there have been so many problems and the admins/owners have indicated that they don't have the time or inclination to fix or maintain anything. So it seems things are just on autopilot and not everything is working. I can't even be sure that this new page/post is going to actually upload and display.
I am still posting my new stories, and a few other author friends' stuff, at our White Productions story site. My Ole Stories page shows what I've posted online there. We're actually adding 6 or more new stories every month; not just mine but Amy macBitch's hugely perverted series Geoff Sterling - Expanding the Family, Neel Down's 30 part series Nude Like Me and the seemingly unending series by UK author Paul Turner, The Gang. So there's a lot of good stuff to read. Free limited Trial Subscriptions are still available; just use my contact form to request one.
I really do appreciate any comments, thoughts or feedback from readers. While the asstr feedback form doesn't work, my alternative contact form does. Let me know what you think.
"There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters."
-- Daniel Webster
6/5/19 - I don't know what's going on with asstr. At one point, I kept getting error messages when I tried to upload files. Then I was able to get another Zoo Mom chapter uploaded OK. There are a lot of odd zero length files being added to the server as evidenced by the Most Recent files listings. I don't know if a human is actually testing the server to try to figure out the problem, or if it is a script or diagnostic that is adding them. Since there seems to be no human administration of the server, I have to assume the latter and that it is going to continue and be intermittent. Guess we'll all just have to wait and see.
I don't even know, as I type this, if I'll be able to get this page uploaded or not. But if I can, I just wanted to give anyone who cares a heads up. I really hope someone can either take over the administration of the server or that the owners/admins can find a little time to try to clean it up and keep it going. It's such a valuable resource for both authors and readers..
I know I sound like a broken record (you youngsters probably don't even know what that is or what it means! LOL) but I am still posting my new stories at our White Productions story site. You can see what I've posted at my Ole Stories page. Zoo Mom Chapter 27A has just been posted. It's a three parter where Sissy stops at a photography studio and gets more than her picture taken. Lynn and Kari join in the action in the 2nd and 3rd parts that will be posted soon.
I also have a whole new, really raunchy series called Porn Families that I've written and those will start to be posted. My 3DX graphics guru friend, Onix, who did the Zoo Mom Christmas and New Year's illusrations for me (scroll down to 2018 updates) and my Zoo Mom gallery, has outdone himself and has created eight (Yes, 8!!) multiple graphics galleries illustrating one of the stories, which in itself is a 2 parter. I've been holding off on posting it on our site as I need to get a few more captions of the story graphics done. Thankfully, I've had some help from some of our female members (yes, we have a number of female readers/members - and would like more). They have helped with some different story ideas and with proofing and reviewing chapters and story series.
I've also been trying to update my friend Neel Down's new asstr website, but I'm worried that if I try to upload any of his new story that it could "break" his site if asstr is acting up at that time. But I'll keep trying.
Just wanted to give a quick update for those few who can find my stories here on asstr or who care. My alternative contact form does work and I appreciate any reader feedback and comments, letting me know if there's anyone out there reading the stories and who may want me to post more. If I never hear from anyone, I have to assume there's no interest.
"The urge to save humanity is nearly always a cover for the urge to rule." -- H.L. Mencken
5/21/19 - Just wanted to let both of my faithful readers know that I recently got inspired and wrote another couple of Zoo Mom chapters. They're up into the 30's now. That perverted family just has ALL the fun! I know there are a few who might enjoy reading some more of their adventures so I'm adding a chapter to my library of the Zoo Mom series here. So Chapter 21B is now posted in the Zoo Mom section. Sissy gets sent to the principal's office because of what she wore to school. Or rather, what she didn't wear to school. Naturally, our little slut takes advantage of the opportunity to corrupt another male who can't resist her charms.
Remember, I post my new stories, Zoo Mom and other ones that I write on our White Productions story site on my Ole Stories page. I had given up on posting anything on asstr.org for a long time, not knowing if the site will be functional or not. It hasn't gotten any better, but it hasn't gotten any worse and I at least still can access and post things to my area. So I'm adding another chapter today. It's not the newest one, but it will be a new addition to this site.
My alternative contact form does still work and I respond to and appreciate any feedback, comments or questions. I answer all who provide an email to reply to.
Politicians are the same all over: they promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. -- Nikita Khrushchev (1960)
5/1/19 - Just wanted to wish both of my faithful readers a H A P P Y M A Y D A Y!
Yup, I'm still here and lookin' at the green side of the dirt. Haven't had a lot of inspiration for writing lately, but have been busy editing the huge, pervy story that Amy macBitch has been sending me. She's having a great time writing it and I'm having a great time reading it, then posting it on our White Productions story site.
Don't forget to take a look at my friend Neel Down's new asstr website. A new chapter of his Nude Like Me story is being added once in a while. I'm helping him keep it updated.
And while Data001 is languishing in some sunny clime on hols, you can still read his Head Teacher Young Sex Slave story on his Data001's asstr pages.You can also read about his Head Teacher series page on our White Productions site.
My alternative contact form works and I appreciate any feedback, comments or questions. I answer all who provide an email to reply to.
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
--Plato
4/7/19 - H A P P Y E A S T E R!
Looks like we're working on getting the majority of a thurd of a year going so far. Hope everyone enjoys the April showers that will hopefully bring the May flowers. And hot, sexy young girls dancing around the Maypole... or some kind of pole... or on one... or something.
My alternative contact form works and I do get requests, feedback and comments with it. I appreciate your feedback and I answer all who provide an email to reply to.
The Free Trial at White Productions story site is still available for anyone who wants one. We're adding four or more new stories/chapters each month lately, so there's a lot of content being added to the huge amount already there. The trial account gives limited access to some of it so you can see what things look like and how much there is there. You can visit my Ole Stories page there to see the huge amount of my stories available, or go to the Little Model Annie story universe page to see all the other stories posted there. Just use my contact form and tell me you want to take advantage of the Free Trial, and I'll send you the URL to register.
One of the authors who has helped us and whose 30 part story we are posting, Neel Down, has a new asstr website that I helped him setup and his Nude Like Me series is being posted there. I hope you'll check it out and let me know what you think, and I'll pass on your comments to him since the asstr feedback forms aren't working.
Just wanted to let everyone know that despite asstr.org not being fully functional, I'm still somewhat functional and will try to keep updating things. Until the next update,
Ole
-=- Giving You the Elbow -=-
"There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."
--Will Rogers
3/2/19 - H A P P Y S A I N T P A T ' S D A Y! [Oh for goodness Snakes!]
I hope everyone gets through the Ides OK. Especially those of you named Caesar. [For those of you millenials who don't get it, crack open some history books. Like maybe on the Roman empire. Or Irish history.]
Hey, if you want to send a comment, idea or throughts about any of my stories, my alternative contact form is working and I do get requests, feedback and comments with it. I appreciate your feedback and I answer all who provide an email to reply to.
We had a bit of trouble with the Free Trial form at the White Productions story site not working for a while, but I got some help and fixed it so it's now working great. Anyone interested in a limited free trial should let me know and I'll send you the URL so you can sign up for it. You can visit my Ole Stories page there or to see the huge amount of my stories available, or go to the Little Model Annie story universe page to see all the other stories posted there. We keep adding more each month.
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
--Albert Einstein
2/20/19 - H A P P Y F E B R U A R Y and V A L E N T I N E' S D A Y!
I hope everyone is enjoying the new year and with the one you love. If not, then love the one you're with. Or at least keep warm/hot reading some of my stories and fantasizing. That's what they're there for.
Thankfully, I'm still able to upload files to the site using FTP, so I'm trying to keep this page updated a little bit. Letting everyone know I've survived two weeks of being snowed in and I'm still lookin' at the green side of the dirt, just to taunt some people who'd like that to be otherwise.
I haven't heard any more about the new alternative asstr site that some were trying to get going, nor is there any information on what's happened or happening with asstr.org itself. I really hope that somehow it can continue to stay alive and provide great, uncensored reading material. My alternative contact form does work and I do get requests, feedback and comments with it. I answer all who provide an email to do so. I appreciate your feedback.
I'm still waiting to see what happens before I add or upload any new files. To see all of my latest work that's been posted to our White Productions story site, you can visit my Ole Stories page there or to see the huge amount of stories available there, go to the Little Model Annie story universe page. New stories are being added almost weekly.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
- Hector Berlioz
2/3/19 - Hey all! We made it through to the New Year! Yay. At least if you're reading this, both of us did.
I've still been able to upload files to the site using FTP. Many things still aren't working on asstr and don't know if that will change at all. Until something positive happens, I'm not uploading new story files, as we've seen that the site could be down or have major problems at any time and they could last for... well, quite some time. I'd really like to add a few new Zoo Mom stories that I have posted on our White Productions story site. That series is continuing as well as some others of mine. We've been addiing up to 6 new stories every month, with a couple of new authors contributing their works. Our good friend, Neel Down, has allowed us to post ongoing chapters of his Nude Like Me series and we're up to 136 chapters of UK author Paul Turner's The Gang series, which is a story about sexual coming of age in the UK. So lots of new stuff there and continuing to get better.
Our good friend, Onix, created a whole set of 3DX graphics for us for Christmas and New Years, featuring my Zoo Mom family, which I posted a couple of on my Story Notes page and one below, plus my Solitude gallery page. He really does excellent and very erotic work. He also did a lot of graphics that I put into 8 3DX graphics galleries for a new story I developed for the site. It is really depraved and perverted, just as we all like.
Free limited trial memberships are still available if anyone is interested in seeing what's there. Just use the contact form and make sure you let me know it's a request for a free trial. You can use that same form for any thoughts, ideas or comments you have about my stories here. I respond to all who provide an email to reply to.
So until next time,
12/31/18 - From me and all of my perverted characters that live rent free in my cesspool mind. H A P P Y N E W Y E A R
12/20/18 - From all of the Zoo Mom family and all of my characters that live in my head, we would like to wish all of you a very Merry Christmas
[3DX characters graphics courtesy of Onix]
And as the year comes to a close, have a good holiday season and the best HappyNew Year.
11/26/18 - Hope all of my US readers (both of them) had a good Turkey day. Just wanted to post a short note to let everyone know that things still seem sorta working at asstr.org. I won't be posting any more of my stories until things are resolved and it is back to full funcitonality again.
I posted my chapter 26 of Zoo Mom on our White Productions story site. I've also had a bit of inspiration and wrote a short series about Bobby's new young girlfriend from school. Naturally, she's exposed to his perverted family's sexual practices, including being double teamed by Bobby and... well, you'll have to wait to find out. And we find out her family has a bit of an interesting background. I think it needs some work but should be posted there on my my Ole Stories Zoo Mom section sometime in the future. Probably two or three chapters, so far.
As the year comes to a close, I hope all my readers (again, both of them) have a good holiday season and the best Happy New Year.
9/26/18 - Just wanted to add a quick update to let everyone know that, contrary to popular requests, I'm not dead yet. I know that disappoints a huge segment of the population, but that's the way life is sometimes. Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.
ASSTR still is only partly functional, in comparison to what it was. It's disappointing but there are some dedicated people trying to work on keeping it going and maybe setting up a new one. We can hope. The good thing is that most of the story sites and content is still available, just the main pages have been down or unreachable for so long. All we can hope is that something can be done to get ASSTR up and running again. We keep hoping. At least I can get access to my area and update some pages like this one. I'm not adding any new stories until something is resolved, one way or the other.
I'm still writing new stories. All of my new Zoo Mom chapters are being posted on our Little Model Annie story universe membership area. I recently wrote several stories in a new series I call Porn Families. It's really quite perverted and depraved, if I do say so. Plus a great 3DX graphics artist has done some illustrations for one of those stories, plus some for my coming Zoo Mom stories. He also did some nice illustrations of the blue skin Orion waif from my Solitude series. I'll be working with him on a lot more in the future. You can see what stories of mine have been posted there on my Ole Stories page.
In addition to my own stories and the Little Model Annie series, we've added some new authors and are publishing their series on the site. There's a weekly chapter of a UK author, Paul Turner, titled The Gang that we just recently posted the 123rd chapter of. Our resident tri-sexual author, Amy macBitch, is writing more and more of her series Expanding the Family. Her 8th chapter was recently posted and her story is getting more twisted and perverted as she goes. We're really enjoying it. And our felllow author, Neel Down, who has helped us on our Little Model Annie series has had his 8th chapter of his own 30 part series, Nude Like Me posted. So we're continually adding more reading material. And having a great time doing it!
We are still offering free, limited trial subscriptions to our continually growing White Productions story site. All you have to do is just let me know you're interested by using the direct email address below or our contact form here. There's no obligation. Just a free limited time access to some of the member's area stories.
The asstr feedback forms still aren't working, so I have a contact page that does work. If you want to provide a note of appreciation, questions or crticism, you can email me using that contact form, or just email me at
and it will be forwarded to me. I read and respond to all emails.
7/8/18 - It looks like ASSTR is back to at least a partially functional state. There is a group trying to communicate and work with Rey del Sexo to get the site back up and working, plus maybe adding some desired mods to it. This is good. I really hope that we'll see asstr back again to at least what it was previously. The problem is that the originators of the site don't have the time to work on upkeep, maintenance and development. Maybe a small group of independent coders and developers can assist in getting things back to at least where they were before all of the hardware problems started and the site was migrated to new servers.
The asstr feedback forms still aren't working, so I've updated my contact links to a page that does work. If you want to provide a note of appreciation, questions or crticism, you can email me using that contact form, or just email me at
and it will be forwarded to me. I read and respond to all emails.
We are still offering free, limited trial subscriptions to the huge and growing Little Model Annie story universe. All you have to do is just let me know you're interested by using the direct email address above or our contact form here. There's no obligation to subscribe or continue, just a free limited access to the member's area.
2/18/18 - Looks like we've rolled into another year already. I've tried to wait until asstr and the new servers settle down before adding anything. At least the admins got the site restored and working... mostly. There was an issue with the SSL certificate on Valentines Day that seemed to have been fixed, but the feedback forms, page hit reports and author's control pages still aren't working. If you want to provide incentive to the admins, you can go to the Donate to ASSTR page and add a note to your check/donation. I'm sure they will get and read that much faster than any email that's going to their already inundated/ overloaded email account.
Having spent the last 2 months of '17 with a bit of a health problem, then the first month plus of '18 having it worked on by the medical profession, I'm still not up to speed. Got a lot of doc appointments as they try to figure out how to make an old guy's body work properly. I think it's a rather uphill challenge for them, but I'm trying.
I did get a little burst of creativity at one point recently, writing a whole new series that I've tentatively titled Porn Families. It's still not complete and I hope I can add more to it, if not finish it.
I'll be posting the first 2 chapters about one of the families on our Little Model Annie story universe membership area in the near future. You can see what stories of mine have been posted there at my Ole Stories page.
I've had some readers tell me they tried to use the feedback form here on asstr and it still isn't working. If you want to send me a note of appreciation, questions or crticism, you can email me at
and it will be forwarded to me. I read and respond to all emails.
This seems about as good a time as any to post one of the next chapters of my Zoo Mom story series. Chapter 21 is a three parter, with chapter 21A being posted today. It does help if you let me know whether you like the stories and want more.
Free, limited trial subscriptions to the huge and growing Little Model Annie story universe are still available. Just let me know you're interested by using the direct email address above or our contact form here. There's no obligation to subscribe or continue.
US Independence Day, July the 4th, 2022 - Just wishing a Happy Fourth of July to all my 'Murican readers and visitors out there! 1776-2022 [Alas, it was a good run.]
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!. 
[Even if it's a stranger. Ya never know what'll cum of that.]
Getting close to Ho-Ho-Ho time (and I ain't talkin' 'bout the Veep), so I figured I'd get the next chapter of Amy's irreverent devil and succubus story, 
Just when you think they couldn't get dummer or more corrupt - or both - they work hard to prove you wrong. Used car salesmen, snakes and sharks are exponentiall higher classes of peebles.
The good news is that I've been contacted by none other than erotic author Earl De Vere and asked if I'd post his new stories on my 
but if nobody is reading here and the only way I know is through feedback, then it seems useless to continue posting. Yeah, there are a couple of you faithful readers who bang out a few missives once in a while, but if that's all that's reading here, I can just use the time to post all of my stuff on our 
- Since the 
Yeah, like anybody still uses those things. Now it's all done by digital bits, but ya still gotta remember to get the year right. Unless they give ya one of them little calendar thingies to make it easy to just choose the date. But like they say, "There is no such thing as idiot proof. There is only idiot resistant. The ingenuity of idiots knows no bounds." [Ask me how I know.]
and stumbling upon my humble little corner of the interwebs.
[ sunglasses just in case ol' Sol peeks out]
videos... with Karen as the first star. The new company is tentatively called PainStim Productions and some of their work is patterned after the famous and long lived Torture Galaxy video production site. Now, if the subject matter wasn't so popular, would TG and their group of lovely lady masochists have been around for probably twenty years or more?
I received a few nice comments and 
