Future Strippers of America Orientation
Continued from Parent's Tour chapter II
"“Hi, everybody. I’m Gwen Harris. I teach English and I’m the faculty advisor for Future Strippers of America. I’m sorry to say this orientation won’t be ‘hands on’ like most others. Our weekly meetings are on Friday, and FSA Show Days are at lunch on Tuesdays, so if you want to see your daughter perform you’ll have to make special arrangements. Normally it’s $200 per person, and a lot of businesses bring their top clients to see our girls strip in the school cafeteria, so we can’t leave it open to the public like the rest of our extracurricular activities. That’s why we don’t operate our regular surveillance cameras on Show Days, but next month we’re going to have a special Family Day to let you come and enjoy watching your daughter strip.
“So why the silly restrictions? Well, FSA supports all kinds of worthy charities right here in our community. Lady Astor’s Home for Wayward Girls is 80% funded by our contributions. She provides food, clothing, and shelter for girls under 21 who are in the State Foster Care system until they can be placed in loving homes. Naturally this includes a significant number of girls who’ve run away or been removed from sexually repressive environments by Girls Protective Services. We’ve been able to take most of the strain off the foster care system that’s been caused by teen sexual liberation, so it’s a win for everybody!
“But that’s just the beginning. We also contribute to PAPAS programs like body enhancement for teenage girls. Most of those C and D cups you see wandering the halls have PAPAS to thank for their age-inappropriate development, not to mention all the other modifications from businesses like Natural Wonders and Clittimaxx that girls their age could never afford otherwise. FSA loves making the world more beautiful!"
From down the hall came the faint sound of a high pitched, feminine scream, but the parents were too focused on Gwen's story to pay much heed. Besides, it didn't sound like a scream of pain.
“Here’s our school cafeteria. Notice it’s designed to provide food service to our student body even on Show Days. All we do is close these partitions and this half of the room converts into a top end strip club complete with multiple pole dance stages, mirrors, comfy lounge chairs, alcoholic beverages, semi-private lap dance venues, and up-close tables in easy reach of the main stage. Not only does this give our girls valuable experience in a safe school environment, it lets our shy boys and girls get a peek at what goes on through the partition. Shockingly there are lots of little peepholes in just the right place.” Gwen winked.
“Just a minute, Miss Harris, this all sounds fine, but what do the girls get out of it? I mean, if you charge $200 cover fee, does all the money go to charity?”
“Good question, sir. No, under State Law the girls aren’t allowed to profit from a school sponsored extracurricular activity, but that doesn’t hold them back. Most of them would do it just for fun, or to show off how beautiful they are without their clothes on, but there are lots of other advantages. Pole dancing is great exercise, for one thing. Also we have an extensive wardrobe of stripper gear we purchase at special rates from Victoria’s Little Sister. Girls get to keep the outfits they wear during the weekly shows, and you’d be amazed how fashionable and provocative they look in school and in public. Lots of girls aren’t allowed to dress slutty at home, but we help out by maintaining their wardrobes here at school.
“Also, State Law doesn’t say anything about tips, and the men (and women!) who attend the weekly strip are well off and very generous. Girls often make more than they would if we simply paid them the cover charge.
“Another inducement is permission to skip school if a customer pays to take them home. It’s always up to the girl, but some of us have learned not to schedule hard lessons or important tests on Tuesday afternoon.
“And let’s not forget customers can buy drinks for the girls, and some of them really develop a taste for hard liquor. In fact, girls from our junior chapter in Tenyari Middle School also get to participate in Show Days, and they get the same benefits as High School girls. Of course, in elementary school FSA is very different; it's just a club for little girls who are thinking about what they want to be when they grow up, although from time to time a little sister might tag along to see what she'll be getting into someday.
“Oh, I was going to tell you about Family Day next month. It will be on Tuesday the 17th, and we’ll be sending out email invitations next week. We hope you can come and cheer for your daughter. We’ll be starting with a wet T-shirt contest at lunch time and continuing with girls on stage all afternoon. All family members are invited and you can bring up to four friends per family. The girls are excited to show off, and they’ve been practicing some ‘special’ routines that we think will make you see your little girl in a whole new light!
“When they repealed the age of consent laws they also made it legal for teenage girls to work at professional strip clubs, and after all that’s what future Strippers of America is meant to encourage. We take field trips to businesses like The Pink Pussy, and in fact I work there myself and I’ve helped several of my students get jobs there. Even though a lot of them quit school, FSA keeps a lot of others in class. You’d be amazed how popular underage strippers are with high school boys!
“I forgot to mention lots of the other FSA activities like free giveaways of garters, g-strings, and spike heels to girls who stop by to check out our meetings, demonstration strips before we start our weekly assemblies in the auditorium, and the new strip contests we’re planning to hold against other schools. Next year we’re going to have regular scheduled team contests just like faceball or soccer, so we hope you’ll come and cheer for your daughter!
“There’s so much more to talk about, but looks like we’re out of time. Have a seat while lunch is served. Please welcome Kitty and Cyn on the main stage while they show you exactly what FSA is all about. Thanks for coming, and I hope you’ll encourage your daughter to give stripping a try!”
