If you are underage and interested in sex, welcome to the human race. This is a fantasy, without consequences. Real sex has consequences like pregnancy (duh!), disease, and emotional devastation. Don't ever let anybody talk you into doing something you aren't ready for. When you are old enough to be ready, relish every minute. But right now, get outta here, kid! You trying to get me in trouble?
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New Porn
If new porn was posted in the last month or so you can find it right here. For hundreds of other hot stories and illustrations, look in the index.
Updates
August 26, 2023 - We're proud of our world famous porn stars who grew up in Brookside Village, but it's important to remember that the girl next door is a horny sex object too! Case in point, Miss Mette Fitzroi. And while you're visiting the Brookside girls nude website, we're pleased to say that you can now access the stories of all our girls, not just those over 18. (But only Brookside residents have access to all photos.)
August 23, 2023 - One short visit to Brookside Village changed Riley's life forever. She went from good little girl to porn star in one short year. Don't miss her pictures on the Brookside Nude Girls website.
August 20, 2023 - A new chapter in Central High School Parent's Tour: Future Strippers of America is our most lucrative extracurricular activity.
August 6, 2023 - Her Daddy's House Teen Bordello is always hiring! Here are a couple of our newest attractions: Trixie and Janet.
Sex Summer Camp
July 9, 2023 - Reality catches up to fantasy once again with this outstanding program that pays teenagers to complete a Summer Camp Sex Ed program. Well, maybe not as wild as I'd like, but certainly a step in the right direction.
Stories
January 24, 2023 - Picture for a second a different future, a future in which certain laws and standards have shifted. A future in which the erotic is celebrated without arbitrary boundaries. This future is realized in one such venue, an unassuming film studio in small town America. And one common man, though uncommon in his vision, which, unbeknownst to him, is tied to great cunnyseurs of yore, this "common" man, steps forward into a brave new world. A classic story by Tey Reynolds Robinson.
About the Horniest Place on Earth
The Horniest Place on Earth is full of great porn stories, but I also do a lot of graphics, both to illustrate the stories and just for fun. You can find what you're looking for by clicking the buttons above.
This site was a sole proprietorship for years. I invited guest authors to post here, but I ran everything myself. That changed in the summer of 2016 when Persephone began submitting stories. Her stuff was so good that I made her my co-author until she disappeared again in 2019. Since then the site has been pretty dormant, and is likely to remain so unless and until I receive further inspiration.
Nevertheless, the HPoE still boasts stories from a dozen or so select guest authors who wrote in the genres that appeal to my arbitrary whims:
- Naked in School
- Girl Sluts
- Teen Bordello
- The Parent's Association for the Promotion of Adolescent Sex (PAPAS)
- Brookside Village
- Natural Wonders
- Horny Spirit
Are you looking for a home for your own hot sex stories? If you write in any or all of the genres listed on our warning page, I’m pleased to host several of my favorite authors and would like to see if your work appeals to my arbitrary tastes. Email sevispac. Guest contributions are one reason I can truthfully call this the Horniest Place on Earth!
Click the button above to check out existing guest stories, plus find links to more of my favorite porn.
Persephone (aka Sephy), my former co-author, keeps text versions of her stories in her own ASSTR author's account. I post text versions of my own stories there as well. There may be differences from the versions here because I'm always going back and tweaking story edits.
Favorites
I stopped posting most new stuff in 2020, but this site is still chock full of great stories, links, and illustrations. Here are some of my favorites:
- The Parent's League for the Protection of Chastity - The PLPC is ruining everything for the Naked in School kids at Central High, but Gwen Harris is a teacher dedicated to the welfare of her students, and she knows how to fight back!
- CHS Parent's Tour - Last year the school district completed major renovations on CHS in support of the Naked in School program. Parents of current and future students as well as members of the general public are cordially invited to tour our new facilities.
- Amelia Naked in School - Among the first contributions from my former co-author Persephone, this is the story of a loving mother who volunteered her young daughter for the Naked in School program (a favorite theme here at the HPoE). Part 1 is particularly enjoyable as Melissa joins Amelia in a mother-daughter strip show in front of her classmates and provides oral encouragement for a young boy as he undergoes the same requirement.
- Horny Spirit in School - Lady Aster's Erotic Reform School for Teenage Boys and Girls. Among Sephy's best: The story of Lady Aster and her private school to motivate wayward boys and girls in an immersive sexual environment.
- My Daughter's Stories - What makes a girl want to work at Her Daddy’s House as a Fuckable 14? Here are the answers to that question from the young ladies themselves. A couple of dozen stories from when I could get the horny little darlin's to stop fucking long enough to write them down.
- Her Daddy’s House Rules of Etiquette - Both daddies and daughters will benefit from the rules of polite behavior provided here.
- Family Vacation - The kids are driving everybody crazy, stuck in the back seat on a long drive, so mom and dad come up with a great idea to restore family affection and fun.
- The Girl Slut Handbook - Excerpts from the Girl Slut Handbook too numerous to list. Check it out!
- Karen Joins the Girl Scouts - This was my original fantasy about what might happen to the Girl Scouts if they supported The Naked in School Program. It features a list of new merit badges (with graphics) and how girls earn them. It also encourages girls to contribute their pictures to the new Girl Scout Porn website.
- P.A.P.A.S. - The history and mission of the Parent's Association for the Promotion of Teen Sex. Join us in solving the problem of teen virginity!
- The Teenage Girl's Guide to Prostitution - by Persephone. P.A.P.A.S. provides a helpful guide to a fun career in prostitution! Learn about all the great opportunities open to pretty teenage girls.
- That Night When I was 13 - What Actually Happened, and How it Should Have Gone by Persephone. Sephy's story about what happened that night when she was 13. How it Actually Went, and How it Should Have Gone.
- First Cummunion - The Church of the Divine Orgasm conducts its semi-annual ceremony to initiate its newest angels.
- Investigational Study of the Effects of Internet Pornography
on the Sexual Development of Adolescent Girls Federally funded research on the psychological and sociological affects of internet pornography on the sexual development of adolescent girls between the ages of 13 and 18 (inclusive). Also contains the genesis of many other stories. - Brookside Homeowner's Association Agreement - An excerpt from the Brookside HOA Agreement. Neighborhood girls from puberty to age 21 are required to post pornographic photos on the community web site in support of the clothing optional and public sex neighborhood policies.
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Links to every story at the HPoE
You will see four background styles for the stories on this site. Mine are blue, Sephy's are pink, and guest authors are grey. Girl Slut stories have a Kelly Green background as befits the Girl Scouts. Most non-story pages are black.
I may not be writing, but I hope this site keeps bringing enjoyment to people for many years to come. ~ sevispac
Broken Links
The HPoE has a zillion links and there's no way for me to keep up with the broken ones, so getting a heads up from readers is very helpful. Remember, if you use the ASSTR mail system I don't know who you are and can't reply unless you include your email address. This might be exactly what you want, but if not, you can email me directly instead. ~ sevispac
