Clittimaxx Plus

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Long ago in the happy days of the first sexual revolution, one young girl changed everything about how Americans enjoy sex. Believe it or not, before that time a girl and her partner could end up in jail if she got caught with a hard cock in her mouth. Today, thanks to miss Linda Lovelace, a girl's first blow job is just as much part of her coming of age as her first kiss.

Even those who remember Deep Throat often forget a key plot element. The heroine, played by LL, is frustrated because she can't seem to achieve an orgasm no matter how much wild sex she has. She seeks medical help and it is eventually discovered that her clitoris, rather than being on top of her pretty pussy, is instead located deep inside her throat. Thus the solution to her problem becomes obvious, and Miss Lovelace becomes the most talented and celebrated cock sucker in history.

But what if this wasn't just a fantasy? What if every girl could experience a mind blowing orgasm while she used her pretty face to bring her lover off in her mouth? Sure, it's fun to diddle your clit while you suck his cock, but what if you got the same intense reward that you politely inspired in him while he shot his creamy load straight down your spasming throat?

Now you can!

Clittimaxx is delighted to announce Clittimaxx Plus, the new miracle surgical procedure that creates a fully functioning clitoris deep inside your throat where it can (and will) bring you to an indescribable climax liked you've never imagined before. We've combined microtechnology with the latest surgical techniques to create the Throatgasm (TM), and oral sex will never be the same*.

The procedure is painless. You will be fully sedated and will awake like Sleeping Beauty to Prince Charming's kiss, except that Prince Charming will be kissing you with his fully erect and engorged penis sliding between your lips, your mouth, and onward into your newly awakening throat! You'll experience the delight of orgasm - not inside your wet pussy - but throughout your entire upper body, including your breasts, shoulders, neck and head, but centering intensely inside your throat as you feel him pump his sperm straight into your hungering tummy!

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

We can also create a clit at the back of your tongue, where you can experience everything from a pleasant tingle to a full on Tonguegasm (TM) just from deep kissing! You won't believe how mind blowing (literally) this can be until it happens to you. PARENTS: This is the perfect gift for your little girl as she "cums" of age on her 13th birthday! Keep her innocent and horny by letting her relieve her frustrations with a kiss!

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

You can have it all! Why settle for one when you can have two: A Tonguegasm (TM) and a Throatgasm (TM) at the same time! Double your pleasure, double your fun; get two new clits instead of one**!


Clittimaxx is currently developing the Analclit. We expect to bring this procedure to market within the next 18 months after medical trials are complete. Experimental results are promising, especially for girls who enjoy double penetration, although two subjects who achieved a simultaneous triple orgasm suffered significant IQ reduction similar to Precession Oxygen Deprivation, although this condition sometimes clears up after a few days.


WARNING: Compulsive sexual behavior resulting from these procedures has been associated with diminished ability to function normally within society, including traditional family activities and job performance. Fortunately it has also been associated with phenomenal success in sexually oriented careers including pornography, stripping, and prostitution.

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* Caution: This procedure may cause or increase sexual addiction resulting in compulsive sexual behavior in inappropriate locations or circumstances. The Clittimaxx Corporation assumes no liability for any related behavior or consequences.

** Medical certification of cardio health required for this procedure. Clittimaxx Corporation assumes no liability for heart failure induced by intense double orgasm.