Georgie Porgie

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• Note:
  • Only significant additions and changes are included here. If it isn't mentioned here on What's New, then it's too slight to be worth looking for.

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• Changes made 9 February 2026:
  • ASSTR is BACK!!! Apparently the effective date of ASSTR coming back online after two years and three months of being completely non-functional (since 1 October 2023) was 1 January 2026. I don't know who the current owner / operator is, since there has been no official claim, but my best guess is it's someone in France, given the large portion of stories in french that have been posted since it came back.
  • Whoever it is, thank you (or merci as the case may be). Please update the "news" shown on the main page, which is still dated August 2017. And two other urgent requests: fix the donations page so that people won't mistakenly send donations to a place their money will never be received, and fix the authors pages which currently show no authors with a first letter of G along with many other missing authors.
  • Only minor updates to several stories that I've corrected or only slightly added to in the missing years. Now that I know the work won't be wasted, I'll probably start writing again.
  • Thanks to SirSnuff and AnonyMPC for help finding that it's back and for figuring out how to use it again.

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• Changes made ... oh, to hell with it.
  • Apparently there will be no more changes to my site or anyone else's site on ASSTR, so the only way anyone will ever see this is if I put it on a completely new story site, run by someone with the desire, ability, and authority to maintain an anonymous and most importantly uncensored site for authors to publish whatever content they want. Oh, sure, when hell freezes over.
• Changes made 30 May 2025 (probably no one will ever see this):
  • Added a few more limericks.
• Changes made 16 December 2024:
  • Minor but important error in Hunter's Game corrected.
  • References to ASSTR, and especially links, removed various places.
  • Discovered that the colors used on some pages that always looked fine to me on my computer absolutely suck on others (such as *pple) so I tried to fix it for the sake of victims of those computers. The apostrophes in titles are also screwed up on browsers from brainless morons (such as *pple), but I haven't found a way to fix those yet.
• Changes made 6 April 2022:
  • I'm still here, and wishing that there was someone else here who was willing and able to fix the problems with ASSTR. If you find this on the main page showing today's uploads, you might want to bookmark my -----[link removed]------------------------main page----, because it's no longer listed on the "G" page of the list of authors, and won't show up on the list of authors who have recently uploaded anything. Until someone fixes it, anyway.
  • My usual next-day edits to finish up a few more things in Twice The Fun, but the edits took several days before I was satisfied it was complete.
• Changes made 4 April 2022:
  • A new story, but also very very old, Twice The Fun has deserved a much better presentation ever since it was written and rewritten in 1994 and 1995. The index tells the story of the story, with links to the chapters of the story.
  • Corrected my consistent misspelling in The Time Traveler's Daughter. It doesn't look right to me, but I'll accept the word of numerous dictionaries.
  • In light of recent world events, I felt something needed to be added to my general disclaimer. The act of criminalizing the mere expression of an opinion, regardless of the opinion, is morally reprehensible, worse than any opinion that could ever be expressed. I suppose in a few years, no one will have any idea why I put it there.
  • Corrected minor errors in the solution to the logic puzzle, though none affected the solution.
• Changes made 5 December 2021:
  • Wrote up the solution to the BR&T story and logic puzzle combination that has been here eight years without anyone solving it.
  • Other very minor changes to some stories.
• Changes made 9 September 2021:
  • Added a 2nd verse to an earlier limerick.
  • Moved 2018 and 2019 to What's Old. Sad that it doesn't leave much from 2020 and 2021, for reasons given above.
  • To the author I make cry: figures I get email just when it becomes impossible to send anything to you through your site. Best wishes.
  • Other very minor changes to some stories.
• Changes made 31 December 2020:
  • Very regretfully altered all of my links urging or asking readers to donate to ASSTR, and wrote an explanation to replace them. About donating to ASSTR
• Changes made 29 June 2020:
  • Time travel is tricky. The Time Traveler's Daughter had a subtle but important error and had to be partly rewritten, so I added more to it while I was going. You still need to see the movie to understand this story, though.
• Changes made 25 June 2020:
  • After a long time with no updates worth mentioning, because it's been impossible, added a new story, based on another author's excellent story and movie, but taken to the logical conclusion. The Time Traveler's Daughter.