These are poems, entirely made up, as if that wasn't obvious. The General Disclaimer is incorporated herein by reference.

8 May 2011

There was a little girl from Nantucket
who bawled as she stood on a bucket
stark naked and tied
with her arms held out wide
as her captors said "Now we can-" "Hold on a sec, Bob!
Ken's back with the video camera!"

12 May 2011

(It seems there are more limericks about various people from Nantucket than there are limericks about people from Limerick, so I attempt to correct the imbalance somewhat...)

A cute little lassie from Limerick
was taken and stripped naked very quick
then bound with duct tape
for a long brutal rape
with a scaldingly hot metal prick.

28 July 2013

It had been so long since I added a limerick, I started writing several, and ended up with an entire epic poem that I had to put in as a separate story: The Ballad of Brownie Troop 432 (M+/g+ pedo nude humil spank bond cold tort rape).

(See Desk 13 for context.)

A sexy young girl named Rhianna
was sent to a ranch in Montana.
She screamed as some boys
used all of their toys;
she wore only a tiny bandanna.

Revised 27 November 2015

A six-year-old girl named Rhianna
got raped at a ranch in Montana.
She screamed as ten boys
used all of their toys,
including a plastic banana.

7 February 2018

A Tulsa astronomer (lunar)
aimed his lens at a bare-bottom mooner.
He declared to his pal,
"That four-year-old gal
gives me urges to rape a little Sooner!"

2 September 2021

As the Sooner put on quite a show
in the light of the moon's pale glow,
the astronomer's friend
said "Me too! To that end,
grab some ropes and a gag and let's go!"

21 April 2018

Q: How many times does 900 go into 9?

• A: 1/100
• B: 100
• C: 900 men and 9 Brownies? How much time do they have?

Q: How many times does 54 go into 6?
A: As many times as he wants, then 31, 49, 29, 48, 51, and 22 get their turns at her.

January 2024

Several inspired by Alvo Torelli's limericks, but these are the ones I liked the best. Please pardon the plagiarism, if that's what this is, but I couldn't resist a little tribute to some of his fine limericks.

When I pimp out my daughter who's three,
she'll be tied with her back to a tree
in the park by the lake
and I'll let the crowd take
all her clothes and then rape her for free.

When I pimp out my daughter who's four,
she'll be known as the cute little whore
you can spank and then fuck
for the price of one buck
in her room with the open back door.

When I pimp out my daughter who's five,
tens of thousands will make the long drive
for the chance to see her
on the stage; she'll endure
getting raped as more rapists arrive.

When I pimp out my daughter's best friends
they'll get brutally fucked in both ends
after school on her bed,
face-up naked and spread
as this BR&T Magazine recommends.