Your Bustline is Calling

From the Mainichi Daily News: "Chest challenged chicks ring in bigger breasts".

Really, you just can't make up stuff like this.

"Hideto Tomabechi -- who first made headlines in Japan almost a decade ago after he cured brainwashed members of the AUM Shinrikyo doomsday cult that unleashed deadly sarin gas on the Tokyo subway system -- claims to have developed a tune for ring tones that promises to increase the breast measurements of those who listen to it."