Pierced Where?

According to a wide-spread story ("Nicole Richie red-faced after nipple-piercing alarm"), reality tv personality Nicole Richey was recently embarassed at the Reno, NV airport when she had to show her tits to airport security to prove that her nipples were pierced.

Sayeth Ms. Richey: "So they brought in two female officers and took me not to necessarily the most private place in the airport and made me take off my top. Thank God I'm not a shy person, but what if I was shy?"

Um yeah, because shy people are always getting their nipples pierced...

It could have been worse--I wonder what they do with girls who have their clits pierced?