Little Iron Nick was the meanest prankster of the group.
He said he wanted something nasty to really stir up the soup.
He pleaded his case. And that made Santa take note.
Cause all Iron Nick wanted was a TimeStopping Remote.
CMC was the quiet and decent one of this odd sort.
Had stated his case and Santa said with a retort.
'Your request is simple, straight forward but your not getting."
That same little device used by your character named Martin.
Echso, the worst asshole on this whole stinking list.
Had the unmitigated gall to pass on to Santa his gist
"Listen you fat stinking bastard and listen as best you possibly can."
"You better give me what I want and that's the women of Japan."
Dexter B52 was the new one to this strange bunch
He started doing pictorials on a whim of a hunch.
His main character was an mind controller named Billy
Who just had some fun with a starlet named Lizzy.
Now this nutcase that was named S.P. Riley.
Did lots of pictorials that were rated highly.
He didn't want anything from Santa so he had said.
He just wanted to know if he could some female elves instead.
Fast Frank was one who hung on the sidelines.
Who's letter to Santa had a ton of catch lines.
The letter he wrote was just one huge promo.
Of how great his life would be if he had Laura San Giacomo.
There was a strange one on the list named MesmerEyes
Who's characters had a knack to subjugate and hypnotize.
The women that starred in these works were all of normal stock.
Then after seeing some little trinket, would be filled by a cock.
Qwertyrama, the newest member to join this twisted clan.
Sent a picture of a woman to Santa and her face deadpan.
The pictures had her doing stunts and poses of strangeness.
And these pictures were the product of his Items of Interests.
JR Parz the only true saint of this insane motley crew.
Had applied his great skills for Santa as only as he knew.
He checked Santa main list and there was nothing he couldn't see.
Cause he wrote the wonderful program called "The Master PC"
Simon Bar Sinister was the only neutral one of this horde.
Who never brought to Santa any type of discord.
He just stayed in the background amassing and collecting.
All Simon wanted was more stories in his stocking.
