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HypnoPrank: Gwenyth Paltrow

By Anynom

Author's Notes: Don't read this if you're under 18 and don't try this at home. It's not based on an image but the idea was just too good to pass up. Enjoy.

Gwenyth Paltrow had been through a lot in her career. She'd perfected an English accent for several movies, including her Oscar-winning turn in "Shakespeare in Love." She'd overcome a long hesitation by going nude in "Shakespeare" and handling it well. And she'd appeared in quite a few bad movies before "Shakespeare" came along.

But all of her challenges paled in comparison to having to be fat.

It had taken Gwenyth a while to appreciate the irony of her being cast in "Shallow Hal." Here she was, one of the thinnest actresses in Hollywood, donning a fat suit and makeup to appear to be about 300 pounds. That an actresses of Gwenyth's caliber would do that for a Farley Brothers comedy was quite unusual for some people. Then again, the idea of Gwenyth even being in a Farley brothers movie at all was unusual.

However, Gwenyth had liked the script. "Hal" starred Jack Black as a man who only dated gorgeous women, regardless of their personality. While stuck on an elevator with a self-help guru, he was hypnotized into only seeing a woman by her inner beauty. Thus, he dumped a hot girlfriend who he saw as ugly and fell for Gwenyth, who to him appeared to be her normal beautiful appearance but to others was a 300-pound behemoth.

Gwenyth knew she'd come under fire for getting laughs at the expense of overweight people. The main thrust of the film's humor would be how Hal saw her and how she really was: Sight gags like him not understanding how such a thin person could cause chairs to break underneath her or causing a depth-charge splash jumping into a pool or not understanding why guys would look at him like he was crazy when he bragged about his "hottie."

However, Gwenyth did see a lot of good stuff in the script. Since Hal was unaware of the hypnotic spell, he was honestly confused when Gwenyth would tell him to stop calling her thin and beautiful and it did poke fun at how superficial people could be. So, she'd decided to give it a try and was enjoying it, despite the massive work involved.

Getting into the fat suit was a job in itself and the makeup to make her look plump made her facial hair in "Shakespeare" look like a breeze. Gwenyth had never been near such a weight and found it really was hard walking around in that thing. She knew it was a relief to get out of it and felt really sorry for the actually obese people, as they couldn't do that.

It was a relief to be out of that thing and able to get a break in shooting to do some shopping. The hotel Gwenyth was staying at had a large shopping plaza nearby for its guests and Gwenyth was enjoying it greatly. Remarkably, she hadn't been recognized too much, her beautiful looks hidden a bit by dark glasses, her blonde hair in a ponytail and her casual outfit hardly the kind she'd wear on the red carpet. She was just getting a break from the scene and enjoying it.

She was sitting on a bench near one of the walls of the mall, sipping on a drink while watching the usual passerbys going on their way before her. She was a bit miffed when she heard a voice break through her peaceful rest. "Excuse me, are you Gwenyth Paltrow?"

Gwenyth removed her glasses and looked up to a stunning woman standing before her. She was blonde as well, but whereas Gwenyth was lithe and small, this woman was very full- figured, her green eyes glimmering and even her professional suit couldn't hide the curves of her very nice form. She was obviously an intelligent woman so Gwenyth didn't see any sense in hiding what she already knew. "Yes, yes, I am."

"Well, this is a surprise," the woman said as she sat down next to Gwenyth. "I didn't expect to meet a big star while doing my shopping, it's nice to meet you."

"Thanks," Gwenyth smiled. "You want an autograph or something,"

"Or, certainly, let me get a pen," the woman said. "I'm Danielle, by the way."

"Nice to meet you," Gwenyth nodded as the woman rummaged around in her coat.

"So, I hear you're doing a new movie?" Danielle said as she reached into one pocket. "That fat one?"

"Yeah, I am," Gwenyth nodded. "It's been pretty good so far."

"Hmm, it sounds it," Danielle said. "Oh, here's the pen." She reached into her coat and took out a gold plated pen, holding it up before Gwenyth's face. "Wow," the actress said, staring at the pen. "That looks good."

"Yes, it does," Danielle stated, turning her fingers a bit so the pen was shown better. "Yes, it is a favorite of mine, an old gift from a friend. But it's still pretty nice, I must say, it is nice. I like how it can be turned in my hands like this, I like how it can turn and catch the light, I like how it catches the light. Just look at it, Gwenyth, look at how it catches the light, just look at how it catches the light like this, Gwenyth, just look at how the sunlight bounces off the pen, how it seems to glow because of that light, just see how it glows, Gwenyth, just see how it glows, can you see how it glows, Gwenyth?"

"Yeah....It does....." Gwenyth said, staring at the pen, sparkles of golden light bouncing into her eyes as Danielle twisted it in her fingers. The blonde smiled and began to click the pen slightly from side to side, watching as Gwenyth's eyes followed it.

"Just watch the pretty pen, Gwenyth," Danielle said in a soft tone. "Just watch the pretty pen, watch it glow, watch it click from side to side, side to side, side to side, watch the pretty pen, Gwenyth, just watch the pretty, pretty pen, it's so nice to watch the pretty pen, Gwenyth, so nice and relaxing to watch the pretty pen, Gwenyth, so nice and relaxing to watch the pretty, pretty pen, Gwenyth, so nice to watch the pretty pen, Gwenyth, so, so nice and relaxing, so relaxing, watch the pretty pen, Gwenyth, side to side, side to side, so relaxing, just listen to my voice, Gwenyth, just listen to my voice and relax, watch pretty pen and relax and listen, relax and listen, relax and listen....."

Gwenyth's eyes were glazed as Danielle's smile widened, her mischievous side coming to the fore as she glanced about the large expanse of shoppers before her. She focused her gaze on one in particular, the smile growing as she turned back to Gwenyth. The actress' eyes were still following the pen's side-to-side movements, the gold light playing in her eyes as her face was serenely slack. "Listen to me, Gwenyth. Listen to me as you watch the pretty pen, listen and watch, listen and watch....."

Gwenyth started a bit, shaking her head. Weird. Had someone been talking to her just a few minutes before? Maybe she was a bit more out of it than she thought. God, she needed a fuck.

"Whoa," Gwenyth whispered. "Where the hell did that come from?" She stood and noticed how aroused she was suddenly feeling. Damn, it just hit her that he had been a while since she'd gotten laid, way too long a while at that. She needed it, Gwenyth realized, she really needed to get a good cock into her. Well, she was an Oscar-winning gorgeous actress, finding someone shouldn't be too hard, as long as he was hot. She looked about and felt her mouth go dry as she focused on one guy.

He was standing a few feet away, sitting on a bench, having apparently decided to take a break from his job. He was dressed in a shirt with the logo of a record store and jeans and damn, he was good-looking. Well-built, dark hair, perfect complexion, almost like Brad in a few ways. Gwenyth decided to give it a shot and walked over, hoping she could find the guy was like Brad in other ways too.

Herman sighed as he stood up. God, what a day. Short-handed, twice as much work, thank God he was only signed up for the afternoon, not the night shift so he'd have to close up. He just needed a bite to eat before heading home. He didn't know why, really, it wasn't like he had anything to go to except his parent's house, empty because of their trip out of town. God, he hated his life sometimes. No friends, a lousy job, okay in school but that was pretty much it. If only something could improve his day.

"Hello," the soft female voice cooed. Herman looked up and started, his eyes widening as he saw Gwenyth Paltrow standing before him with a neat little smile on her face. It took a moment for him to realize it really was her and he tried to stammer out a greeting. "Um....hi?"

Gwenyth moved forward a bit, looking him over. "Well, aren't you the handsome one?"

Herman took a glance at a nearby window to check himself over. Short, greasy hair, oily complexion with several pimples, a gangly build and glasses. He looked over at Gwenyth and saw the smile still in place. "Um....Me?"

Gwenyth came up, looking right at him. "So.....you working?"

"Um, I just got off," Herman stammered.

"Cool," Gwenyth nodded. "So....wanna come to my hotel and have fun."

Herman could only stare at her. "Um....what?"

Gwenyth shook her head. For such a hot-looking guy, he seemed awfully ill at ease with her. Gwenyth widened her smile and spoke. "Look. I just need a nice night with a great guy and you're it. Now, are you going to take it or do I have to go looking around?"

"No!" Herman said. He didn't know what was going on but he wasn't in any way going to look a gift horse in the mouth like this. Still in disbelief over what was happening, he let Gwenyth take his hand and lead him away, neither noticing the smiling blond who watched them go.

It wasn't until he was alone in the elevator with Gwenyth that the full reality of the situation hit Herman and his legs nearly gave out from under him. He was heading up to a hotel room with one of the most beautiful women in the planet and she actually wanted a geek like him. That feeling of euphoria clouded his mind as Gwenyth took him by the hand and led him out of the elevator and into her room.

It was one of the more lavish in the hotel, with a large living area, a great view outside and a bathroom larger than Herman's room at home. He didn't get a chance to see much of it as Gwenyth was pulling him into the bedroom and pushing him towards the bed. "Strip," she said in a tone far more commanding than she usually had.

Before Herman could even say "um" again, Gwenyth was pulling his shirt off his head, not seeming to notice the pimples underneath as she undid his pants and pushed them down. Herman let out a yelp as Gwenyth pulled off her pants with a strength that surprised even her.

Herman gulped as she pulled off his underwear, exposing his four-inch cock. Gwenyth looked it over, smiling at the nice long shaft before her eyes. "Hmm, can't wait to feel that." With that, she moved in, her mouth encircling his cock, one flick of the tongue instantly hardening it. Herman moaned, not believing he had Gwenyth Paltrow sucking his cock down, tickling the penis with speed as she rubbed his shaft with her lips.

Herman groaned in disappointment as he felt Gwenyth break off from his mouth. He looked up to see her quickly disrobe, dropping her clothing to the floor in a flash. He took in that gorgeous body, thin but still nice, her pert breasts ample to play with, a good match with his own gangly build.

He had no more time to admire her as she was on him, her lips pressing on his, his hands automatically going around to her ass, squeezing it tightly, causing Gwenyth to give a little squeal. They rolled around, Herman on top, managing to slide his small rod into Gwenyth's body, working his way inside her. Although he had never gotten anywhere near this level of physical intimacy, Herman had read about it a lot and instinct took over for the rest as he pushed himself in and out of Gwenyth.

Gwenyth let out long and loud moans as she felt a large and thick cock push in and out of her pussy, Herman's strong and firm hands rubbing at her breasts a bit before sliding around to her hips. They kissed again and Gwenyth loved it, her breasts rubbing against his firm and toned chest, she could feel those great muscles on her body as he kept going at her harder and harder. Herman was getting into it, his cock small but still getting the job done, working around Gwenyth's pussy, her mouth open wide with cries as she started to feel him build. With the energy that came from the first time ever, Herman let loose, ejecting his load into Gwenyth's body, her cry echoing throughout the room.

For the next few hours, Gwenyth and Herman would have more fun, on the bed, in the shower, the hot tub nearby, in several positions. And through it all, Gwenyth never noticed how Herman's tongue licking wasn't as good as she thought it was or how he really didn't pick her up in his arms in the shower since he didn't have that sort of strength or various other inconsticencies between the hunk in her mind and the geek who was there. When Herman left, Gwenyth would keep that memory of him with her, maybe even arranging for a second try with the guy, unaware of how odd-looking a couple they were. And so Herman had the terrific luck of being on the other side of Gwenyth's sights being reset, which made him golden in Gwenyth's eyes.

THE END

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