Jamie Lynn Spears (16)
Alexa Nikolas (15)
Did you miss her? Well even if you didn't, the 'Tanned Princess' of 'Cumming Out' fame is back with a vengeance in an ALL NEW Taboo TV series that promises to be so raw and in your face you might not be able to handle it. Her enemies better be nervous and her friends better be horny as Jamie Lynn strikes out on her own to prove to a world of disbelievers that she's not the spoiled brat princess that so many view her as. Jamie Lynn promises nothing is off-limits and her life will be an open book, in other words she's gonna hold nothing back. Mixing elements of the 'Cumming Out' format and the 'celeb tracking' reality series, "FUCK YOU" is guaranteed to be unlike anything you've ever seen.
*ALL NEW Episode*
The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show: My First Fuckin' Show (Original airdate: 07/15/08)
*Guest Stars: Alexa Nikolas (15)*
In the ALL NEW premiere episode of 'The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show', the 'Tanned Princess' opens her first show with a smack talking session like none you've ever seen, aided by her unseen sidekick, Doc Evans. She hits back with a venegeance at her critics and enemies alike and offers her unbridled reaction to the messy situation that paved the way for her exit from her former series, 'Cumming Out: Hawaiian Style'. Later, Jamie Lynn welcomes her very first guest, her former 'Zoey 101' co-star, Alexa Nikolas, and attempts to turn her biggest public relations nightmare into a positive. But as can be expected Alexa isn't exactly very excepting...at first. All of this leading to, of all places, Jamie Lynn's real life bedroom, only this time...she's not alone.
The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show: Our First Butt Fuckin' Show (Original airdate: 07/22/08)
*Guest Stars: Jansen Panettiere (13)*
In the ALL NEW 2nd episode of 'The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show', the Tanned Princess and Sexi Lexa launch into a personal attack on the 'horny for war' crowd and deliver pointed blow after blow to the loons and loons who let it happen. Later, Jamie Lynn fires another shot that will no doubt be heard around the world when she welcomes Hayden Panettiere's younger but not so little brother Jansen (also the star of his own Taboo TV series, Jansen Panettiere: Worldwide) to the set. And much like his big sister, Jansen knows exactly where Jamie Lynn likes it most and wastes no time in giving it to her in the way only a horny young stud could. Hayden is not gonna like this, but Jansen sure will.
The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show: The Worst Fuckin' Show...Ever (Original airdate: 07/29/08)
*Guest Stars: Michelle Trachtenberg (22)*
In the ALL NEW 3rd episode of 'The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show', Sexi Lexa is late to the shoot so the Tanned Princess is flying solo. So Jamie being Jamie, she takes this opportunity to replay a 'love message' she received from her former 'Cumming Out' co-star, Hayden Panettiere, that explains in no uncertain terms what her plans are the next time she sees Jamie. Later, Jamie welcomes this episodes very special guest, perennial Taboo TV fav, Michelle Trachtenberg. Who has some advice for the Tanned Princess. Finally, Alexa arrives and...it's not pretty.
The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show: The My Sister is A Fuckin' Whore Show (Original airdate: 08/05/08)
*Guest Stars: Britney Spears (26)*
In the ALL NEW 4th episode of 'The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show', we literally pick up where we left off last week, only with added commentary by Jamie's announcer Doc Evans. But this week is gonna be drastically different than every other one as Jamie Lynn follows Alexa into the parking lot pleading with her not to leave, when the unthinkable almost happens, Jamie Lynn is almost crushed by a car. A car that is driven by of all people Jamie's very own sister Britney. Whose visit it seems is designed to literally beat some sense into her little sisters head. But things turn ugly when Britney turns her wrath on Alexa. This episode is unlike any Celeb show you'll ever watch.
The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show: The Show with the Horny Little Butt Fuckin' Doll (Original airdate: 08/12/08)
*Guest Stars: Dakota Fanning (14)*
In the ALL NEW 5th episode of 'The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show', Jamie Lynn and Alexa are finally enjoying some peace as they grow closer, going for a stroll on the beach, holding hands and just being together, until IT happens. The IT being Dakota Fanning walking her dog on the same beach, which gives Jamie an amazing idea. One which prompts a phone call to Hayden Panettiere for an apology and 'permission'. What exactly do they need permission for you might ask, well let's just say it involves Hayden's 'horny little butt fuck doll', two girls, sunshine and a lot of moaning by the Tanned Princess and Sexi Lexa.
The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show: The Last Fuckin' Show Ever? *SEASON FINALE*
(Original airdate: 08/19/08)
*Guest Stars: Hayden Panettiere (18)*
In the ALL NEW 6th episode of 'The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show' (SEASON FINALE), Jamie Lynn's Show closes it's chaotic first season with an episode that threatens to leave our star broken hearted and not sure if she wants to go on with the series. This comes in the form of news from Alexa that is not exactly what Jamie Lynn expected or wanted to hear. Later, Jamie Lynn finally makes the fateful trip to visit her one time friend/enemy, Hayden Panettiere, and tries too once and for all put their fued to rest.
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