"You don't own me, masturbation!"

Wired News has a story about the XXXchurch, a Christian ministry that uses humor to spread their anti-porn message: XXXchurch Wants No More XXX.

While we here at Bedtime Stories Central admire XXXchurch's approach in getting down amongst the sinners, we want to assure you that in no way do we consider good wholesome porn stories and/or masturbation to be in any way sinful. So please, continue to read, and enjoy your body as you see fit!