The real reason for the breakup

How could I have forgotten the really big news: Barbie & Ken are breaking up.

Some are speculating it's because Ken is gay. That's close to the truth, but not quite. As we discussed in this blog before, Barbie has secretly been a lesbian. So, with San Francisco now approving gay marriage, Barbie & Midge have driven up to SF from LA and are getting hitched, no longer having to live a lie.

And poor Ken is left holding his... Oh, wait, he doesn't have one :)