Spam

I find myself often amused by the spam that comes to my HotMail account. The only places I use the address are on this Website and in my story posts, which means that the spam I get is completely related to my activity regarding sex stories.

A great number of the ads assume that I have a penis: "Kelly_h_adams Grow your Penis safely and naturally," and "Stretch that johnson now and forever..." This knowledge will come as a great surpise to both my gynecologist and my girlfriend! I guess I'm not so offended by the assumotion that I have a penis as I am about the assumption that it is small. There are also plenty of ads about dating services. The assumption must be that anyone who engages in reading and writing sex stories must be a lonely man with a small dick.

Then there are the ads that are completely unrelated to sex: credit cards, life insurance, magazine subscriptions, and a lot of ads for inkjet cartridges. Apparently I print out a lot of the stories too!

This is all to say that the amount of spam I get vastly outweighs any actual fanmail that I receive. So hey, if you read one of my stories and like it, drop me a line. I promise that I won't put your name on any spam list :)