"I, Chronos, Master of Time, decided to amuse myself by sexually humiliating the most prominent superheroines of my own native era. Not that any of them had ever earned my enmity (unlike, for instance, the Atom and Superman), but because I knew it would infuriate my real enemies. It also enabled me to amuse myself with some attractive females.
| "Black Canary once said I looked like Richard Nixon, so I did her first, stopping time while she was being interviewed for 'Ms. Magazine'. She was going to be the first heroine since Wonder Woman to make the cover, but I suspect that the first photo the photographer snapped, right after I restarted time, won't be the one they use!" | |
 | "I don't know what relationship Supergirl has with Superman, but I figured that stripping her naked while she was handing a criminal over to Metropolis cops would be good for ticking off the Kryptonian. To make it even better, after I restarted time for everyone else, i slowed it way down for her, so her attempt to flee the scene at super-speed became a delicious slow-motion flight that gave the whole of Suicide Slum an eyeful." |
| #3 "I chanced to spot Arrowette in a city park on my way to Titans Tower, and gave her a quick pantsing." |  |
 | #4 "Wonder Girl and Troia were working out in the Titans' gym. Not only did I strip them naked, I also hauled an all-male cleaning crew into the gym to provide an appreciative audience." |
| #5 "Since I was looking for ways to annoy Superman, I also stopped by to see his ex-girlfriend, Lois Lane. For some reason, I had a funny feeling that this one would get his goat especially." |  |
 | #6 "Wonder Woman is such an arrogant, preening, self-righteous bitch, even the other superheroes can't stand her. So I made sure her humiliation was especially severe. Besides, I've heard a rumor that her powers are neutralized if she is bound by a man, so once I had gotten the trashy lingerie onto her, i figured what the heck, and added some rope. I hope the guys at the mob hangout where i left her appreciated the extra effort I took with her." |
| #7 "Jesse Quick was tricky, since she has even greater mastery of super-speed than Supergirl. But I managed to get her slowed down to a crawl, so she was forced to cover her public nudity the old-fashioned way. Best of all, her languid movements as she grabbed for her clothing made it look as though she was deliberately showing herself to the crowd at the men's health club." |  |
 | #8 "Zatanna's magic depends on her voice, but while I had time stopped for her, I pfound a new use for her clever little mouth. It took her a full minute after time started up again for her to sputter 'emutsoc raeppaer!'." |
The End