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Him:
Darkness suits you, my pretty. Pretty is as pretty does. Doesn’t it my sweet? Give me a smile, won’t you ? Part those legs and show me what I am paying you for. You don’t like my coarseness? The belching, the opening of the zipper and demanding that every kiss does begin with you- my Kay? It’s a money game honey bunch. Open those legs and show me how far you can go. Moan and groan and sway a bit to the left, move to the right. Yeah, I’m kind of stoned, kind of drunk. You are no more than a figment of my twisted blinkered reality. Paid entertainment, open up sweetie pie. Show daddy whatcha made up of.
You want what I have. Open up my little chubby hole. The wider the better. Don’t get mad; so what we are married? I am frikkin roaring drunk and paid for ten years of whoring with you. Open up my mindless cunt! Pout like Anna Nicole and drink my milk shake. Call this a onetime discount night.
Aww crocodile tears? The legs, my babe, better open up for the weenie. Hot rod for the parting of the legs. I can get courser still- drunk as I am. Come now, don’t walk away. I tell ya the truth- I may be drunk but the boy salutes you my pretty little gal.
Open up wide and shelter- shield your boy. Come tomorrow morning I’ll rue all I said – but open up sweets- open up and show the aborigine the bushy countryside- Open…ope—snoooze
Her:
You are an asshole. I don’t give a shit if you are hungover. Open up for you I will. Open up your fucking whoring mind I will. Tell me to part my legs? I’ll part them and knock you down to your knees if you say shit to me again. Called me a chubby mindless whore last night?! Fuck you and fuck that little boy of yours! Open up why don’t ya? Show me how the little boy curls and sleeps in that bush of yours. You ball-less wonder!
These aren’t crocodile tears but tears of anger. The hole is vagina dentate and you are the slave to its pleasures. Oh yeah, open up for you I will; I’ll open my legs and stake them down on the ground and make some rules.
The sex is for me, your money is for me, your bloody fucking existence is for me. ME!! You hear me you bloody motherfucker?! You want discounts? Go to Walmart, I am too frikkin upmarket for you – you jerk off! Nod your head like a good school boy and take your Alka Seltzer. No! I will not pipe down! The chubby bitch is pissed and her dog better behave!!