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In the meantime...



by Amazing Zygote
Copyright 2010 Rachael Ross

"Hey Horsecock!" a girl said, smiling over her shoulder as we passed.

"Fuck!" Steve looked over his shoulder as well. "That was Heather Hammer!"

"Heather Hammer?" I snorted. "What kinda name is that?"

"Hi Horsecock!" another girl said cheerfully and her two friends giggled, hanging on each other and whispering. They were all wearing cheerleader outfits.

"Yeah. Wassup?" I sorta waved at them.

"Oh man!" Steve blinked quickly. "Lisa, Wendy, and Amy!"

"So?" I shrugged.

"Lisa Love? She was Miss Teen WalMart last year!"

"Uhhh…" I kept walking.

"Oh! Horsecock!" Some other girl almost walked into the school trophy case. "Hi!"

"Careful," I told her.

"That was Petra Puckers!" Steve exclaimed, as if I even cared.

"All the chicks around here have weird names," I sighed. "Ever notice that?"

"Hmmm…Horsecock! I mean…Mr. Horsecock!" My English teacher stood near the classroom door as if waiting just for me.

"Good morning, Ms. Headly," Steve croaked and I guess the woman looked attractive in a slutty, pornstar kinda way.

"Huh?" She glanced at him. "Are you in my class?"

"Y-Yes ma'am," he said with a hopeful smile. "You've been my teacher for three years."

"Oh..." She waved towards the desks. "Sit down then."

"Ummm…" He frowned.

"Say, Horsecock…Would you mind helping me in the storage room for a minute? I have to get something from the top shelf and that old ladder is so wobbly!"

"Yeah, sure," I nodded, but I knew what was going on. She just wanted to show me her ass. We'd done this a dozen times and the woman didn't seem to own a pair of panties.

Three minutes later…

"See anything you like, Horsecock?" Ms. Headly wondered, smiling down at me as she stood on the ladder with her legs spread as wide as they could go. She'd shaved her pussy or something, but I hadn't really been paying much attention.

"Can I have one of these pens?" I asked, because there was a whole box full of them just sitting there.


"How was school today, Horsecock?" my mom wondered and I shrugged.

"The same as always."

"Good." She smiled. "Did you make any friends?"

"You mean a girlfriend?"

"Uh-huh," she nodded with a small laugh.

"No," I shook my head. "They're all retarded, I think."

"Really?" Mom narrowed her eyes.

"When can we go back home?" I asked her for the millionth time. "This planet is just…weird."

"Soon," Mom promised, same as always. "After your father gets out of prison, we'll go back home and you can be happy again."

"Mom!" I rolled my eyes at her sarcasm. "I'm happy, okay? I don't hate the place, I just…"

"You're lonely," she sighed. "You just have to give these earth girls a chance, that's all."

"All they want is sex," I shuddered.

"I know," Mom agreed. "The men are even worse, believe me."

"A girl tried to touch me today," I said. "I thought I was gonna have to blast her."

"Don't blast anybody!"

"I didn't," I said, grinning at the look on Mom's face. "I just hit her in the head with my books."


"She's okay."



"How big is it?" Julie Humpster wondered and that girl wouldn't leave me alone.

"Nine inches," I shrugged and the girl made a face at me.

"That's all? I heard it was like…"

"Around," I said. "It's fifteen inches long."

"Oh!" She blinked at me.

"I'd show it to you, but I really don't like to be a touched."

"Can't I just look?"

"You'll try and touch it."

"I won't! I promise."

"And then I'll have to blast you."


"And that would really suck cause my mom hates that."


"She'd probably ground me for a week."

"That would suck," she sighed.

"Especially for you!" I nodded with a wry smile.

"What if you tie me up first?"


"And then I won't be able to touch it, right?"



"Yeah, alright," I shrugged. "You got something to get tied up with?"

"I brought my old jump rope!" Julie giggled, opening her backpack.

"You've been talking to those other girls, huh?"

"Angie told me," she nodded.

"Hmph." I had no idea who Angie might be, but she must have been tied up at least once. A lot of girls came back to see it again and again.

Earth girls are so retarded.


Okay, I'm bored. The end. rache