| Opie Taylor
was a good boy. On t'other hand, he was an 11-year-old
boy, which means he wasn't all THAT good. He played hooky
onc't in a while, and he threw rocks at squirrels, and
he knew some cuss words. But he didn't use them in front
of grown-ups. Of course, bein' the son of Mayberry's sheriff
may have had something to do with that; when you're the
sheriff's boy, seems everybody's always watchin' what
you do.
But at heart Opie was a nice boy, so when his Aunt
Bee asked him to take a peach pie over to Helen Crump
-- his teacher, and his Paw's girlfriend, sort of --
Opie did just that.
He didn't stick a finger in the pie, and he didn't
stop to join the ball game the other kids were having
over at the school. He went straight over to Miz Crump's
house.
However, he wasn't a perfectly nice boy, so when he
came up to the house and heard some funny noises comin'
from out back, he didn't knock on the front door, and
he didn't go back home, and he didn't call out "Miz
Crump! Got a pie for ya!" No, what he did was,
he tippy toed real quiet like around the side of the
house until he found an open window that was where the
sound seemed to be coming from. And he crawwwllled up
to that window real slow, and he raised his head up
to it reallll careful, and he looked in.
And what he saw was, Miz Crump was a-lyin' on her
bed. And she was naked as a plucked chicken. Only she
looked a lot better than any ol' chicken, and that was
sayin' some 'cuz Opie really liked chicken. Opie always
thought Miz Crump was pretty anyway, seein' her in school
and all; she had a real nice smile and smooth skin and
her eyes was all sparkly-like. She was pretty old, though,
maybe 30, Opie thought, but still good lookin'.
But what he didn't know until he looked in that window
was that the rest of her was as pretty as her face.
On her chest was her breasts, only Opie didn't know
to call 'em that, but what he knew was they looked like
two big ol' cereal bowls upside down, with cherries
on top, and on top 'a the cherries was little nubbins
what looked like the erasers on the ends of pencils
-- only Opie had chewed on some erasers in his time,
and these looked like they'd taste a powerful sight
better.
Opie looked at those breasts a piece, but then he
noticed the rest of her was naked too -- white skin
all curvy and wide hips and smooth, long legs and all.
He couldn't see between her legs, 'cuz that's where
Thelma Lou was.
Thelma Lou was his Paw's, deputy Barney's gal. She
was a little shorter than Miz Crump and a little plumper
and her hair was a little darker, but her butt was a
lot bigger -- or at least that's what it looked like,
kinda wavin' in his face there. See, Thelma Lou was
on her knees facin' away from Opie, with her big ol'
butt a-wigglin' in the air and her face buried between
Miz Crump's legs.
And the funny sound? Well, most of that was Miz Crump
a-moanin' and a-groanin' and he didn't know what all.
And Thelma Lou, she was makin' some noise too, but it
was kinda muffled soundin' like.
Opie kept on watchin', kinda what them city fellers
call transfixed, he guessed, a-holdin' onto that peach
pie in one hand and a-rubbin' his penis with t'other.
Well, it musta gone on for long 'bout 15 minutes,
he guessed, afore Miz Crump, she started hollerin' and
buckin' up and down, and the bed started in to shakin'
and creakin' and such.
Opie wasn't perfect sure, but it sounded like Miz
Crump was a-yellin' "Oh, God!" and "Suck
me! Suck me, Thelma! Faster!" and such like, which
Opie didn't think was real proper for a teacher-lady
to be sayin', 'specially if it was one who was seein'
his Paw on a reg'lar basis. But he kept on a-watchin',
anyway, and then Miz Crump, she yelled out "I'm
coming! I'm coming!", which Opie thought was kinda
funny, don't ya know, 'cuz she was right there on the
bed and she wasn't coming or going anywhere that he
could see.
In fact, after a bit more whoopin' and hollerin' and
buckin' up and down, she stopped doin' much of any-
thing. Thelma Lou, she crawled up on the bed there and
kissed Miz Crump, and started a-rubbin' herself on Miz
Crump, kinda, and there were these two globes a-hangin'
down from her chest, looked like two big melons with
two more of those eraser things on the ends, and those
melons were jigglin' and a-swayin'. Then Thelma Lou,
she hollered some, and bucked some, and then she kinda
collapsed all sudden like and they lay there awhile.
Opie, he was still a-rubbin' himself, and feelin'
pretty good about it. But then Thelma Lou, she said
as how she had to go meet Barney, and she got up and
left, and Miz Crump, she got up too and went into the
bath- room and closed the door, so Opie couldn't see
anymore, which was a shame on account a' he hadn't gotten
to feel REAL good yet, if you know what that means.
Now, like I said, Opie was a good boy but he wasn't
a perfect boy. So I guess that explains what happened
next.
What happened next, was, he went back around to the
front of the house, and he watched until Thelma Lou
had left and gone out of sight, and then he waited a
couple more minutes for Miz Crump to get out of the
bathroom, and then when he figured he'd waited long
enough he went up to the front door and he knocked on
it.
Miz Crump, she come to the door, and she was looking
all flushed, like she'd just been playing ball for a
couple hours or somethin'.
She was in this pretty red robe, clutching it around
herself real tight. It was silky, y'know, and, well,
she was holdin' it so tight that he could see those
two button things a-pushing out at the ends of her breasts.
Well, she opened up the main door a bit, and she saw
it was Opie, so she opened it all the way and just stood
there with the screen door still closed, and said howdy.
And Opie, he said howdy back. Only, of course, he said
"Howdy, Miz Crump," because he was a nice
boy who didn't take liberties with his elders.
Well, they talked a bit, and Miz Crump, she allowed
as how she'd like that peach pie, and would Opie hand
it over? But Opie, he kinda hemmed and hawed, and said
as how maybe his Aunt Bee would need the pie plate back
right away, so maybe he oughta come in and take care
of it for her.
Well, Miz Crump didn't seem to cotton to that right
away, but Opie was a-grinnin' and such, so she finally
let him on in.
So Opie, he come in, and went to the kitchen, and
put that peach pie down on the table. And Miz Crump,
she said he could take care of it and she'd just be
in her bedroom changin'.
But Opie, he didn't take care of that pie. No sir.
No, he walked into the bedroom just as bold as you please,
and there was Miz Crump, naked again.
Opie got an even better look at her than through the
window. She was quite a sight, too. Had a chest even
bigger when she was standin' up, and there wasn't no
sag at all. And he could see between her legs, too.
She had a big ol' patch o' hair, all soft but kinda
curly. And he could just about see right 'tween her
legs, a wet-lookin', reddish kinda slit, there.
Miz Crump, she wasn't at all glad to see Opie there
a-lookin' at her, no sir. First, she put her hands over
her chest, to cover up. Then she musta thought about
it a second, 'cuz she put her hands over down 'twixt
her legs. Then she tried to cover up both parts at once,
but that didn't work out too good neither. So she give
up and she just told Opie to get on out of there.
But he didn't. And this is where the story gets kinda
nasty, see. 'Cuz Opie, he told Miz Crump that he saw
what she and Thelma Lou was doin'. In detail. And he
told her that she probably wouldn't want his Paw to
find out. Or the other folks in town neither. Miz Crump,
she 'llowed as how she wouldn't.
So Opie, he says, "Well, what're you goin' to
do about it?"
And Miz Crump, she says, "Well, what do you want
me to do about it Opie?"
And Opie, he says, "Come over here." So
she does. And he says, "Unbutton my jeans."
So she does. And he says, "Pull down my pants.
And my shorts." And she does.
And his cock, well it jumps out like a frog on a hot
plate. It's about as big around as a garden hose, and
about as long as one of them pencils in school, before
anybody's sharpened it. And that cock, it kinda bounces
around right in front of Miz Crump's face, on account
a' she had squatted down to pull off Opie's pants and
shorts.
And Opie, he says as bold as can be, "Suck me."
And Miz Crump doesn't. At least, not right away. No,
she says, "Young man, I think things have gone
far enough. Now, I don't know for sure what you think
you saw, but I'm pretty sure no one you tell is going
to believe you, whatever you say. So you just put your
clothes back on and get right on out of here, this instant.
Opie Taylor, you should be ashamed of your- self."
Well, that coulda been the end of the story right
there, only Opie, he wasn't no fool. No sir. He'd watched
the men at Floyd's barber shop playin' cards, and he
knew what a bluff was. So he called it.
He says, "OK, then, Miz Crump. I'll go. An' I'll
start tellin' everbody I see what I saw you and Thelma
Lou doin'. And maybe some of 'em won't believe me. But
I bet some of 'em will. And some of 'em that don't,
right off, why, they'll get to wonderin' how a little
kid like me knows to make up stuff like what you were
doin'. And then what d'you think?"
Miz Crump had to admit he had her there. So she reached
out and she took hold of his penis, and she started
strokin' it, back and forth.
And Opie, he says, "Not so fast. Slow. Like Thelma
Lou was doin' to you." And so she slowed down,
rubbin' her hand up and down his big ol' cock until
it was thick and hard like a small baseball bat. Only
not so big.
And then Opie, he says, "Suck on it." So
she did. She made her lips into an "O", and
she put the tip of his cock up to her lips, and she
pressed down, and it slid right in. And she sucked in
so her cheeks hollowed out, and started movin' up and
down the shaft.
Opie, he never felt anything like that before. He
started moanin', real soft, and he reached down and
grabbed Miz Crump's breasts, one in each hand. And started
caressin' 'em, and squeezin' her nipples, and moving
his hips back and forth to press his cock deeper into
her mouth. And he says, "Ohhhh, that's good. You
suck dick good, Miz Crump. I wonder if you ever did
this to my Paw?" And she shook her head, which
felt even better on his cock.
Anyway, she kept on a-suckin' and a strokin' until
Opie felt a funny feeling in his balls and up his shaft
and then he shot his wad right into Miz Crump's mouth.
And she swallowed every bit of it.
Well, then, Miz Crump gets off her knees, and she
shakes her finger at Opie, and she says, "Now,
young man, I've sucked your dick. You can go now."
But Opie, he says he's not finished. "Get on
the bed," he says. And Miz Crump, she starts to
argue, but he gives her a look and she knows there's
no use. So she gets on the bed. And he takes off the
rest of his clothes and gets up on the bed with her.
And he looks down, and he starts to get stiff again!
She was that good lookin'. But first, he lies down next
to her and he kisses her. And he opens his mouth a bit,
and sticks his tongue inside hers.
Miz Crump, she tries to push him out, but he just
keeps on and finally she gives in and tongues him back.
And he starts his hands a-roamin' over her body, over
her breasts and her stomach and even sticks a finger
in her pussy, down there. And Miz Crump is a-writhin'
and a-moanin' and kissin' him back for all she's worth,
and she's got her hands a-roamin' around Opie's body,
which is lean and hard -- all over, I mean -- and she
even puts a hand on his dick and rubs it a little, too.
But he pushes it away from there, 'cuz he's got other
ideas.
And then he breaks away and moves down to her chest,
and he licks and sucks on those breasts, kneadin' them
in his hands. And Miz Crump, she grabs one of his hands
and she pulls it up to her face, and she starts lickin'
it, and suckin' the fingers right into her mouth, one
by one, and Opie, why his rod gets as stiff and big
as ever.
And then he crawls between Miz Crump's legs, and he
looks down at her, and she's a-smilin' up at him, her
eyes kinda shiny, and her hair all mussed up, and her
breasts standin' straight up with the nipples big and
hard, and her pussy all wet and open for him. And Opie
puts the tip of his penis right at the entrance, and
he feels all them hot juices, and he pushes it in, real
slow, until he feels the tip pop past the lips, and
then he slides it in all the way. Miz Crump, she starts
a-buckin' and a-twistin', but Opie, he pulls out and
says, "No. I wanta take my time with this Miz Crump."
And so he does. He slides his cock back into her pussy,
feelin' her lips close around the shaft and caress him
all the way in, and begins to move it in and out, and
in and out, and like that. And Miz Crump, she moves
with him, her hips a-movin' up and down. And she starts
moanin', "Oh, Opie, you're so good! Opie, yes,
fuck me! Oh, fuck me harder! Oh, all the way!"
Which is like what she was moanin' when Thelma Lou was
doin' her, but now Opie doesn't mind so much, 'cuz he's
moanin' too.
He's a-sayin', "God, Miz Crump, you're so hot!
I never figured a lady like you would be so tight! God,
that feels so good! God, I'm gonna fuck you!" And
he did.
He pushed his cock in and out some more, slow and
then fast and hard and then slow again. And Miz Crump,
she said, "Touch me down there! Put your finger
in me. Just a little over to the left, up a litt...
YES! YES! That's it! O-PIE! Fuck me good! Harder! Fuck
me! Put it deeper! Deeper! DEEPER!" And he did.
And Miz Crump bucked her hips up and down, and Opie
pushed in and out, and juices came a-squishin' out of
her hole, and her head was whippin' back and forth on
the pillow, and Opie was a-breathin' hard and a-lickin'
her neck and puttin' his tongue in his ear and I don't
know what all, but it was hot and it was nasty, yes
sir.
And he said, "God, yes! Oooooooh! Oh, God! Miz
Crump, you fuck great! You make me feel so good!"
And then he got that feelin' again, and he thought o'
somethin' he'd heard Miz Crump yell, and he figured
out what it meant, and he said, "I'm cummin! I'm
cummmmmmiiiinnnn!" And he did.
And the jism, it boiled out of his balls and squirted
through his rod and exploded into Miz Crump's pussy
like a fire hose. And he bucked and he screamed and
then he shuddered and he stopped.
But Miz Crump, she didn't. No sir. She kept on a-
buckin' and a-humpin', and Opie, he was yellllllllin',
'cuz his dick was so tender and she was a-squirmin'
around on it, he thought he was plumb gonna die. And
then, just when he was sure he couldn't take no more,
Miz Crump, she started shakin' and shiverin' like it
was colder 'n a witch's whatsis, and like to bucked
him right off the bed, but he held on, and it started
to feel pretty good, and that kept on a couple of minutes,
I guess, her buckin', then stoppin', then a- buckin'
again, afore she finally stopped all over.
And then Opie, he was plumb tuckered out, so he rested
there awhile on top of her, with her sweat and his sweat
a-pourin' down like they was in a reg'lar swimmin' hole.
Finally, Opie, he gets up, and starts gettin' dressed.
And Miz Crump, she's just a-layin' there, lookin' at
him, kinda dazed, you know?
Opie, he says, "I'll be back, you know,"
and his voice kinda cracks, 'cuz I think he was right
there and then becomin' a man, if you know what I mean.
And Miz Crump, she says, "That's right, Opie Taylor,
you're right, I haven't paid enough for what I did.
You should come back." And then she smiles, and
she says, "And I think Thelma Lou should have to
pay, too, don't you?"
Well, Opie, he allows as how that's a good idea, and
he grins so wide you'd think the ends of his smile would
go clear 'cross his head and meet on t'other side. And
then he walks out and goes home, and he's a-whistlin'
all the way. I think you'd know the tune, if I could
do it for ya.
The End
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