He has asked me to tell you all that he promises to give miss Hatcher the motherfucking of a lifetime for your enjoyment. I will be serving as your narrator and master of ceremonies.

Now if everyone is ready please direct your attention to stage one for Child's Play: In Pornovision.

The night is still. The clock on the wall reads half past two. Jenny and her husband John are sound asleep, unawares that their boy child Michael is up to mischief. The scene is the Knight's dinner room where we see the young adventurer busily engaged on a raid of his fathers liquor cabinet. The boy, dressed in his bunny jamas, is so intent upon the consumption of his father's twenty year old, specially matured Scotch whiskey from the isle of Jura, that he is becoming increasingly carelessly loud in his activities until the inevitable occurs and mommy enters stage right.

Hatcher: Michael! What are you doing?

Michael: Mom!!

Hatcher: Michael that is your dad's twenty year old, specially matured Scotch whiskey from the isle of Jura. John is going to be furious.

Michael: Don't telll him mummmy [note boy's speech is slurred throughout both acts]

Hatcher: Ohmygod. You're drunk. I can't believe this. Give me the bottle.

Directions: Miss Hatcher approaches the boy with purpose to seize custody of the now half empty bottle of specially matured... As she approaches the semi- drunk boy brat turns his back to his mom and the struggle ensues.

Hatcher: I said give me the bottle Michael or I will call your father.

Narrator: Careful what you ask for... mommy.

Directions: The boy is to jerk backwards as his mom tries to take the bottle. Result is to wet the front of mom's white cotton t-shirt with enough scotch to allow a semi transparent state for the garment.

Michael: Let me go mommy.

Hatcher: Michael! Ohhh... Michael stop it and give me that bottle.

Narrator: I told you to be careful Miss Hatcher.

Michael: Okay Mommy then...

Directions: The boy either acting on alcohol or some here to unseen sense of lustful desires, suddenly reaches out and grabs miss Hatcher by the hair and forcibly yanks her head back.

Hatcher: Auggghowww

Michael: Here mommy if you want it so bad...

Directions: Boy shoves bottle into mom's mouth and starts to pour.

Michael: Drink it all mommy. hahahahaha. Drink it mommy... it is good for you.

Directions: Boy empties bottle into his mom.

Hatcher: [gasping for breath] let me go.

Michael: No mommy you need a beer

Directions: Boy pops open a bud and begins to pour it onto his mom's face while continuing to pull her hair hard enough to drive miss Hatcher to her knees. Take care to soak the front of Teri's white cotton shirt to provide the audience with a sexy site of the actresses' beautiful breasts through the transparent material.

Hatcher: [panicking] JOHNNNNMMMPPHHH...

Michael: [placing hand over mom's mouth] Shut up mom.

Directions: Boy should have mom on her knees, one hand aggressively pulling her hair back hard and the other now smothering her plaintiff calls for help from her husband. Boy shakes his mom. Miss Hatcher has agreed to be a pain slut for touring road show but community actresses in the role should be fully encouraged to let the kids act 'stiff' and really take the abuse for the art.

Michael: [excitement creeping into voice] Just shut up... Dad can't help... He is sleeping... Mommy! I am a big boy now. You can't stop me.

Narrator: And what is on the boy child's befuddled young mind?

Michael: Yeah mommy... you can't stop me.

Hatcher: [still gagged] MMMPHHLETMEGOMMMPPPRHH

Directions: Boy suddenly drops his weight down on top of miss Hatcher smashing her down onto the floor and driving her head into full contact with the solid stage. Mom is totally off guard and the boy eagerly uses miss Hatcher's hair like a plunger handle to repeatedly bash his mother senseless.

Michael: SHUT UP MOMMY! SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHHHUTTT UUUP!!

Narrator: Oh-oh.

Michael: [dropping mom face first on the floor] You thought you were still the boss mom but now I know.

Directions: Miss Hatcher is temporarily semiconscious and unable to even mutter a protest as Michael bares her breasts for the audience.

Michael: Nice tits mommy. I wish you still had milk but I am going to fix that.

Directions: Boy begins to lick Teri Hatcher's tits. Boy should be behind actress and giving audience side profile as he demonstrates biting her nipples. Make it real as Teri needs to come up bruised to make it work.

Michael: [giving a look lower] Your panties are all wet too mommy. They should come off before you catch a cold.

Directions: Boy scoots down and slides miss Hatcher's white cottan panties off leaving our mommy naked at the mercy of her sex crazed kid.

Michael: I don't want you to wake up daddy.

Narrator: You heard the saying that duct tape is a boy's best friend?

Directions: Boy walks over to the counter, taking pause to adjust the front of his bunny pajamas for show. From the counter is produced a roll of duct tape which the boy then uses to securely wrap his mom's mouth with. Get it over her hair to demonstrate to the audience that pain that will result later when it needs to be cut out.

Boy then gets busy with mom, exploring her body, kiss- ing, licking, caressing... Actors choice but no hard- core.

Michael: Oh mommy, you are making me so horny. I want you to fuck but lets go where dad won't find us.

Directions: Michael grabs unconscious mom by her hair and starts to drag miss Hatcher's naked body. Exit stage Left

End Of Act 1

Action resumes in the garage. miss Hatcher is still naked. Michael is also now naked and displaying the huge boy cock that won him the part. Miss Hatcher is kneeling before her son as the curtain rises. Her hands are now bound at the wrists behind her back with duct tape but the tape around her mouth has been removed. 'Jenny' should just be coming to as Michael prepares to stick his cock in her mouth.

Narrator: Our boy has been a busy little beaver and he has become ready to have his mother's...

Hatcher: Ohhh... what? What are you doooing Michael?

Michael: Go ahead and scream now mommy. No one will hear you in the Garage. I tied you up when you were knocked out. Now suck my cock.

Directions: Miss Hatcher keeps her mouth shut and pulls her head to the side as Michael tries to force his cock between her pretty red lips and deep down her hot cock-sucking throat.

Michael: [excited/angry] Open your mouth bitch. [slaps Hatcher in the face]

Hatcher: Owwwww

Directions: Michael shall now beat the fuck out of Hatcher. In community productions it is recommended the boy slaps and hits the mom at least eight to ten times. Mom should end up with black eyes. A bloody nose or split lip is of course acceptable and an accidental broken nose may be expected but the results are easily worth it as the audience will be on the verge of cumming in their shorts/panties as mom is beaten into submission and forced to accept her son's forbidden cock into her wet willing mouth.

Boy shows great pleasure while Teri cock sucks him to full erection. All actresses need to achieve deep- throat no matter the size of the actors cock. Ball licking is also mandatory. Actress should be pulled by the hair under the boy to lick his ass. Boy is not to cum but if an 'accident' does occur... aim into the actresses' eyes and let it run down her face. Be sure to then pose the actress for the audience and allow the play to pause for photo opportunities.

If the cum shot is accidentally achieved on the face then the actress should be cleaned by a piss on the face. Line reads boy: "you are all messy like a glazed donut mommy. You need cleaning." Actress should not hold mouth open until boy yanks her hair and then pissing in the mouth is accomplished and actress drinks.

Individual productions can devote as much time to the oral sex scene as suits the tastes of the community. During this time narrator shall read promotional con- siderations.

Narrator: While we enjoy the action, promotional considerations paid for my Mkarl Productions bringing you two new lines of perverse filth. The Vanilla line for those with straight forward tastes and the new Dark Desires for people who like their action a little more 'colored' and extreme. For the most offensive porn on the net check out any mkarl release. Michael appears here courtesy of Mkarls Pedo Talent Exchange. Teri Hatcher works courtesy of ParadiesPermittedByLaw. For more from Mkarl Promotions please write for your free e-mail at writemkarl@hotmail.com

Directions: Boy should choke actress on his cock until the audience is holding their breath in antici- pation of a snuff. Hatcher will suffer for her craft and will be wasted [no, not all the way] by the time Michael is finished having 'mommy' service him.

Michael: Don't choke mommy. My cock is too big... you can't breath very well when I stick it so deep. Oh mommy, I want to cum but remember when I wanted a little brother and you said daddy could not make one anymore... I can mommy... I can.

Hatcher: [obviously choking and out of breath] No Michael, No... [starts crying]

Directions: Again, heavy abuse... hits mom in the face... kicks her in ribs/between legs... be creative as the actress will accept. Try to push it and give her a level beyond what she is expecting so her screams and tears are real.

Then mount the bitch and have fun.

Michael: I am fucking you mom. You....

Directions: Boy shall have ad-lib liberty. Be foul mouthed and degrading. Let mom know what is what. Play for the audience and repeat the terms that get the reaction. Cunt is recommended. Bitch is classic. Whore/slut/tramp... whatever is playing in Peoria.

Narrator: While we enjoy the action please let it be noted for authenticity that miss Hatcher is not protected and this opening night production is timed to coincide with her time of the month. What you are about to see is actual breeding. Please show miss Hatcher your appreciation for her dedication when Michael knocks up her fertile cunt.

Michael: [approaching orgasm] I am cumming mommy... ohhhhhh

Hatcher: NOOOO! I CANT' HAVE A BABY FROM MY BABY!

Directions: Make a production... get vocal... be pro- nounced as fertilization is achieved. All audience members are allowed to examine Teri Hatcher with her cunt lips spread to prove the breed. Hatcher plays role until she starts to show. Demi Moore/Cristy Brinkley/Jane Seymour/and Meg Ryan are all scheduled for the fall run coming soon to a computer near you.

The End