PRIMATE SEX QUIZ

Match the Primate with its behavior. One from column A and one from column B :-)

PRIMATE	BEHAVIOR TO MATCH
Slender Loris	10 copulations in 30 minutes	ed. To be 16 again.
Southern Bush Baby	A female mates promiscuously and several males may line up	ed. A biker bar?
Northern Bush Baby	A son was observed to take the mother as mate after the father died	ed. And we thought those were just stories.
Thick Tailed Bush Baby	Both genders makes a purring sound while mating	ed. Don't we all.
Dwarf Lemur	During mating the female is suspended by all four limbs	ed. From the chandalier?
Fat Tailed Lemur	Female masturbation to orgasm occurs	ed. Often, I bet.
Ring-Tailed Lemur	Female prefers to steal her mate from another female	ed. Can I have this dance?
Aye-Aye	Female stares at the male and flicks her tongue	ed. I've been in that bar.
Tarsier	Females are observed to cross borders to consort with other males	ed. Wives on the Internet.
Common Marmoset	Females seek out new members to the group for mating	ed. Welcome Wagon parties?
Golden handed Tamarin	Females show no overt signs of ovulation	ed. What, no PMS?
Dusky Titi	Female solicits mating by shaking her head at the male	ed. Don’t do that! Stop! umm Don’t stop!
Bearded Saki	Frequently engage in sexual behavior with no reproductive value	ed. You bet cha.
Bald Uacari	Gifts are offered to gain the sexual favors of a female	ed. Flowers, candy, rings?
Black Howler	Have been observed to mate 22 times the first day	ed. Oh my God.
Muriqui	Long copulations due to the long penis relative to body size	ed. Coded SIZE.
Japanese Macaque	Males may forceably rape females	ed. She asked for it.
Barbary Ape	Mating is preceded by mock fights and tonguing	ed. Kiss and make up.
Silvered Languar	Mating is prolonged lasting one to two hours	ed. The joys of Viagra.
Gibbon	Matings last an average of 8.7 seconds	ed. High school?
Orangutan	Olfactory signals from the female stimulate the male to mating	ed. Which perfume?
Bonobo	Repeated male licking of the flanks and neck of the female	ed. Foreplay maximus.
Chimpanzee	The female is often surrounded by up to 6 males	ed. And the wives are all pissed.
Human	The male chases the female, copulation lasts 60-90 seconds	ed. Probably while wearing a leisure suit.

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