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   |  Note                                       |
   |  - No Copyright: This article has been      |
   |    released to the Public Domain by the     |
   |    author. Distribute Freely for any use.   |
   |  - This is an erotic story involving all    |
   |    manner of sexual acts between persons,   |
   |    different races, animals, hermaphrodites |
   |    and objects. Access to minors, those     |
   |    offended by such material and those      |
   |    inhabiting regions where such material   |
   |    is illegal are forbidden to continue.    |
   |  - This tale may involve racist, casteist,  |
   |    blasphemous, religiously biased and      |
   |    other offensive material. Those likely   |
   |    to be offended are not permitted to read |
   |  - All characters, persons, & events are    |
   |    imaginary & fictitious. Any resemblance  |
   |    to any entity living or not is purely    |
   |    coincidental & unintentional.            |
   |  - This is a translation of an ancient      |
   |    manuscript/folk tale/personal experience |
   |    /rumour perhaps several centuries old.   |
   |    Sole responsibility for this tale rests  |
   |    with the originators and not PEL.        |
   | -  By continuing below, you are implicitly  |
   |    agreeing to all the terms & conditions   |
   |    of PEL.  Please read these before        |
   |    proceeding below.                        |
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 | No Copyright: I, the creator of this work, hereby |
 | release  it into the public domain.  This applies |
 | worldwide.  Further, I grant any entity the right |
 | to use this work for any purpose, without any     |
 | conditions. Distribute Freely.                    |
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