_|_ |_| / \ /\ / \ /\ / \ / \ / \ | | | | | | \ / \ / \ / \__/ \_____/ \__/ |__| |_____| |__| ___ _______ _______ ___ | _ _ | | | | Persianate Erotic Library | | | | | | (Farsiyya | | | | | | Kitabistan-e-Lizzat) | | | | |_| http://asstr.org/~mughal |_| | ____|____________________________________|_____ | | | Erotic Stories in Iranianate Languages (Farsi,| | Urdu, Punjabi, Hindustani or Hindi for short, | | Bengali, Oudhi, Sindhi & Kashmiri), Prakritic | | Indo-Aryan (Guzerati, Marathi, Braj, Sanskrit,| | Concani, Oriya, Assamese, Maithili, Magadhi, | | Rajasthani & Bhojpuri) & Dravidian Languages | |_______________________________________________| ----------------------------------------------- | Note | | - No Copyright: This article has been | | released to the Public Domain by the | | author. Distribute Freely for any use. | | - This is an erotic story involving all | | manner of sexual acts between persons, | | different races, animals, hermaphrodites | | and objects. Access to minors, those | | offended by such material and those | | inhabiting regions where such material | | is illegal are forbidden to continue. | | - This tale may involve racist, casteist, | | blasphemous, religiously biased and | | other offensive material. Those likely | | to be offended are not permitted to read | | - All characters, persons, & events are | | imaginary & fictitious. Any resemblance | | to any entity living or not is purely | | coincidental & unintentional. | | - This is a translation of an ancient | | manuscript/folk tale/personal experience | | /rumour perhaps several centuries old. | | Sole responsibility for this tale rests | | with the originators and not PEL. | | - By continuing below, you are implicitly | | agreeing to all the terms & conditions | | of PEL. Please read these before | | proceeding below. | |_____________________________________________| ---------------------------------------------------- | No Copyright: I, the creator of this work, hereby | | release it into the public domain. This applies | | worldwide. Further, I grant any entity the right | | to use this work for any purpose, without any | | conditions. Distribute Freely. | |___________________________________________________| The Shudra Linga Dildo solved My Marital Problems by Navab Nang-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Naqli Telingani" Despite being of pure Ashrafi Perso-Arabic origins, I have what was called a Brahmin Zubb. In other words, my Zubb (penis) is very small, being both very thin in circumference and, at a mere four inches when fully erect, rather short in length. My puny, pink penis is thus only slightly larger than one of my fingers. While my Bibi was nice enough to never complain about it, I was concerned that she would leave me becase of my pathetic penis size, destroying my life. Hence, I resolved to solve this problem by having recourse to a dildo or Lingam and thereby compensate for my small size. I visited the bazaar and went to one of the trinket shops. The Lingams present were all scientifically divided according to the followed the four-fold racial classification according to penis size of the East Farsi and Urdu Lizzat-ool-Nissa, which was in turn based on the four-fold Brahmanical classification as enunciated in the Ananga-Ranga. The smallest were the white Brahmin dildoes. At six inches, they were about the size and appearance of my own short Aryan Doodool. The next category were the red Rajput dildoes, averaging eight inches in length but quite thick. The Lingams having Muslim names also came in this category, no doubt on account of the common Iranian origin of the Rajput and Muslim peoples. Next came the slightly larger yellow Vaishya dildoes, averaging ten inches, but as thin as the Brahmin ones. By far the largest and most numerous, however, were the dildos of the category denominated as "Shudra". These were exceedingly thick and long black dildos, averaging twelve inches in length, exactly as prescribed in the Lizzat-ool-Nissa. They clearly dwarfed the much smaller white Brahmin, red Rajput and yellow Vaishya Lingas. The black Shudra Lingams bore more obscene names, like "Safediyon Ki Sukun" (White Womens' Orgasm Giver), "Shudra Goonda Nara" (Shudra Goon Penis), "Malabari Masti Giver" (Malabari Fun Giver), "Bhil Banduq" (Bhil Gun), "Kannadiga Cannon", "Telingana Black Snake", and "Musulmani ki Maza" (Muslim Womens' Pleasure). When I showed my Bibi the dildo at night she was very happy and became garm. She had much bigger orgasms with that huge black Shudra Linga than she ever had with me. I have thus ensured that my precious Bibi has no need to resort to Shudra men - she can obtain full penetration and hence total satisfaction with me. Hence, I can recommend the magical Shudra-Linga dildoes to any Aryan man who is short between the legs, or who is unfortunate enough to have a Brahmin penis like me. End