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The Kashmiri style of gardens were in turn based on the Persian style of Iran. She really loved the gardens from the province of Fars in Iran. Depending on the season, she could change the style of the garden, rotating between the Kashmiri, Oudhi and Punjabi styles. All of these styles were, of course, like most of our culture, ultimately based on the Iranian style of Fars (Persia). My Bibi was very proud of her Persian garden, and so were all our visitors. Everthing seemed to be going well until a week before her birthday. I asked her what she wanted as a present. "Can I have anything I want ?" she asked me. "Yes, mehboob (darling). Antyhing you want." "I want a Telingana Black Snake, a BIG Telingana Black Snake," she said. I was shocked, because she had never shown any interest in animals before. But still, I then said, "If that is what you want, I will get it for you." For some time I thought where I could find a Telingana Black Snake. Then I realized that the best person would be one of the Brahmin snake charmers [b] who regularly visited our Shahr (town). I went to the bazaar and found one sitting there. When I told him my Bibi had asked for a Telingana Black Snake for her birthday, he choked on the naan (bread) he was eating. Then he looked at me and told me he did not have a Telingana Black Snake right at that time. Then he asked me if, instead of a Telingana Black Snake, Yasmin would want a Brahminy Blind Snake instead ? He said he had a Brahminy Snake right then and there. I asked him what they looked like, what was their colour and size. He said that Brahminy Snakes were usually white, and very small, with the Brahminy Blind Snake [%] being smallest in the world, looking more like a big earthworm. I told him that a Brahminy Snake would definitely not do as Yasmin had been insistent on it being a TELINGANA black snake, as she had specifically stated that they were the biggest and blackest snakes. The Brahmin snake charmer told me he would get what I wanted. After three days, and just one day before Yasmin's birthday, the Brahmin snake charmer brought some new serpents. He pulled out a very big black snake and showed it to me. It seemed to fit the description Yasmin had given - it was really big and black. I wondered if it was really from Telingana and asked him. "Sahib, it is from Warangal," he replied. Then he pulled out another snake and told me it was a Brahminy Snake. It was really small, and very pink. He asked me if I was sure my Bibi did not like Brahminy Snakes. It looked like something very familiar, but I could not remember what. I told him she was definitely not interested, as she had insisted it had to be a Big Telingana Black Snake. Anyway, he sold the Dravidian snake to me at a good price, considering how rare he told me they were in our region. I eagerly went back to my mahal. It was still one day before her birthday, but I wanted to surprise her. When I reached home I hid the serpent basket in our Kashmiri garden, for I did not want the serpent to mistakenly escape inside my mahal. Then I went inside and found that she was preparing her silky long black hair. I told her I had a surprise for her. She seemed happy. I led her into the garden and then showed her the basket. I uncovered the basket and showed her the Telingana Black Snake I had just bought. "Happy Birthday!" I exclaimed, expecting her delight. Instead, she stood silent for a while, looking at the Telingana Black Snake. Then, to my dismay, she turned at me, her face full of anger and hatred. "You stupid Madar-Bokka Oolloo! You dumb Mother-fucking Idiot!" she hissed through gritted teeth. "I will have to arrange things myself, as always," she growled as she turned and stormed out of the room and out of the mahal (house). I did not know what I had done wrong. The next day was spent in silence. Yasmin's outburst had unsettled and puzzled me. Around mid-day on her birthday there was a loud knock on the front darwaza. Yasmin told me to go and see who was there so I did. I was met by a massively built Shudra man. He told me his name was Tudu and Yasmin needed a gardener and so a friend of hers had sent him. I took him through to the main room. We were both seated, and I poured Tudu a glass of sherbet while we waited. I noticed him looking at the snake basket. "That is Odagu," I told him. "He is a birthday present for my Bibi. Can you see anything wrong with him ?" I asked. Maybe he would know why Yasmin had been so disappointed. "I don't know much about snakes," Tudu said, shrugging his shoulders and then sipping his sherbet. "Yasmin asked me for a Telingana Black Snake for her birthday present but then became angry when I brought one for her," I told him. He almost choked on the sherbet and then looked at me. Then he began to laugh. Bewildered by his reaction, I asked him why he laughed and he said that she had wanted a different type of Snake. That made sense. I did not know that there were different types of Telingana Black Snakes. I asked him what were the different types of Telingana Black Snake. He told me that I would soon learn about it from Yasmin. After a short while Yasmin arrived. She wore very tight shalwar kameez. The tight shalwars amply showed the wonderful curvy shapes of her strong legs and her wide hips. She had obviously spent some time doing her make-up and I could see Tudu was impressed by the way he stared open-mouthed at my Bibi. I was hoping that she would sit next to me, as usual, and especially since there was a kursi next to me. But instead she sat on a kursi next to Tudu. "Ah, you are Tudu," Yasmin said. "I have heard so much about you." As she sat, she leaned over towards him. "Your Showhar had shown me your birthday present," Tudu said, a big smile on his face. She smiled back. "What should I do with that fool ?" she asked. I felt uneasy by the way she was acting as it was as if she wanted Tudu to see her. "So what do you want me to do ?" Tudu asked. I could see he was staring at Yasmin's breasts. To my surprise, Yasmin's eyes lit up. She stood up and took his hand. "Why don't you plough my garden ?" I thought she would take him to our garden. Instead, she took him into the mahal. I was shocked. "Yasmin, the garden is outside," I told her. Yasmin and Tudu looked at each other and then laughed. Without responding to my question, she pulled Tudu into the interiors of our exquisitely designed mahal. After a while I heard Yasmin calling me. I followed her voice into our sacred bedroom and was met by two stark nanga (naked) bodies. I was totally shocked. Yasmin was on her knees in front of Tudu, holding his enormous black Shudra penis in her hand. His Zubb was so thick, her delicate white fingers were barely able to meet. It was a humbling sight. "This is a Telingana Black Snake, Oolloo," she snapped, glaring at me with wide eyes. With this she turned back to him and began to chuso (suck) his giant black Dravidian Lund. Then I realized what Tudu had meant about there being different types of Telingana Black Snakes. One was the kind which the snake charmers used, and the other was the enormous black penis which hung between the legs of Shudra men! "She is right, Yaar," Tudu said, looking at me with a superior grin of triumph on his face. "In a few minutes, you are going to see my Telingana Black Snake go into your Bibi's precious Persian Garden." Seeing your own precious fair Bibi chuso a giant black Shudra penis is definitely very emasculating. I felt my manhood slip away in front of the sight of my Bibi lovingly worship the Shudra man's big black Lund. Humiliated, I went to leave. "Stay here and watch!" Yasmin ordered me. With this, she dragged Tudu over to our holy Islamic marriage-bed and, laying back, she spread her white thighs for him. Looking at me, she pointed to her genitory and told me, "This is my Persian garden. Do you now know what a Persian garden is ?" "Yes, my begum," I replied "So far, your Brahminy Snake has lived in it. But today, a Big Black Telingana Snake is going to stay in it." she said. "I am not a Brahmin, I am an Ashrafi Muslim. You know that, Yasmin," I told her. She looked at Tudu, and then said, "Might be, but between your legs you are a Pandoo (Brahmin)!" and they both laughed. I was bit puzzled, but then I remembered that the Brahmin snake charmer had said that Brahminy snakes were the smallest in the world, and were white or pink like an earthworm. And I remembered the Brahminy Snake which the Brahmin snake charmer had shown me; it was the smallest of all the snakes and was pink. Then it hit me and I realized what the Brahminy Snake looked like - it looked like my own short pink four-angosht (four-inch) Aryan penis! By saying that I had a Brahminy Snake, my Bibi was indirectly saying that I had the smallest penis! Her insult really hit me hard when I realized the true meaning of her diabolical double words. Tudu positioned himself between her creamy white legs. I could see his big black veiny Telugu penis press at the opening of Yasmin's delicate pink Kussi. It looked more than one foot long, and was clearly twelve angosht (inches) or more in length. His rubbed his big black Kinaaf up and down her white slit, and she told him to wait. "Sing a birthday song for me, Hashim. I want you to sing a birthday song while Tudu fills me with his big Kala Shudra Nara (big black Shudra penis)." she said. I did as she ordered. I felt weak in my legs when I saw his big black Shudra Nara enter her pink Kashmiri garden for the first time. The Telingana Black Snake then explored every part of my Bibi's precious Persian Garden. By the time they had enough of mating, I had a sore throat from singing birthday songs. Tudu had filled her Muslim Kussi with three loads of Thook (sperm). Finally, Yasmin lay on Tudu. Turning to me, she asked, "Do you now know what sort of Telingana Black Snake I wanted, fool ?" "Yes, mehboob," I said apologetically. "Now listen carefully. For Eed I will be expecting you to bring me a Telingana Black Snake too, or a Malabar Black Snake," she told me. "Yes, Yasmin," I answered deep in thought. Yes, I definitely knew what she meant by a Telingana Black Snake, but I did not know what a Malabar Black Snake [m] was. What kind of snake was that ? Definitely, that knowledgable snake charmer could help me out. He could also give me a snake bucket for the serpent like last time. Notes [b] Brahmin snake charmers: The Campeyya-Jataka, The Serpent King, No 5O6 describes a "brahmin snake charmer". [%] The "Brahminy Blind Snake" (Ramphotyphlops braminus) is the smallest in the world. [m] The narrator might have had the "Malabar Sea Snake" (Lapemis curtus), or the "Malabar Pit Viper" in mind. The End