Title: The Impregnation of Sheikh Chilli's Bibi
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa" (Short Dick White Boy)
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 Sheikh Chilli's Bibi desperately wanted a Bacha (baby) and so they tried. However, their best efforts 
did not yield fruit. The Sheikha told Sheikh Chilli to go and ask the learned Moolla Do-Pyaza at the 
court of the Caliph Akbar for some advice.

 "O Moolla Sahib, though we have been trying hard for the last so many fortnights, yet my Bibi cannot
become pregnant," complained Sheikh Chilli.

 "Methinks 'tis because thou hast a small member," quoth the learned Moolla Do-Pyaza. 

 Hearing this, Sheikh Chilli's face turned red out of shame and embarassment.

 "Not to worry," replied the Moolla. "'Tis fairly common with us Gora Londas (fair boys). So your
Thook (sperm) does not go deep enough into your Bibi's Fuddi (vagina)."

 "So what to do ?" asked the Sheikh.

 "Go and hire a big Kala Shudra Goonda. After you have done the deed of kind with thine Bibi (wife),
do thou then have him insert his big Kala Dravida Linga (big black Dravidian penis) into thine Bibi's
Fuddi (vagina). His big Kala Lund will push thine Thook deeper into her Fuddi, so that she will then 
become pregnant," he advised.

 "'Tis a wonderful idea !" replied Sheikh Chilli.

 Sheikh Chilli did as advised. The Sheikha, then having that Shudra Goonda's big Kala Lund inside her 
Fuddi had massive orgasms which she never had with Sheikh Chilli. 

 After three seasons, the Sheikha gave birth to a Kala Bacha (black baby) wiht clearly Dravidoid
features. Chilli complained to the Moolla.

 "Thou blockhead! Dost thou not know that those Shudras have much stronger Thook (sperm) than us Aryan 
men? Thou was supposed to chuso the Thook out of his Lingam before he pushed it into thine Bibi !"
replied the Moolla.

 "Oh, now I know !" replied Sheikh Chilli.

 "So when making your next Bacha (baby), make sure you chuso all the THook out of his big Kala Lingam 
before he sticks it into your Bibi !" advised the Moolla.

 "Hearkening and obedience !" replied the Sheikh.

 So for the next Bacha, Sheikh Chilli chusoed the Shudra Goonda's big Kala Linga before.

 However, after three seasons the second Bacha wa also clearly of non-Aryan, Shudra origin.

 This time the Moolla replied, "Thou blockhead! Must be thou hadst not chusoed it properly. Make sure 
you know how to suck all the sperm out of a Shudra-Linga next time."

 And if Sheikh Chilli still has not learned how to chuso (suck) all the Thook (sperm) out of a
Shudra-Linga, then he would still be sucking it today.

The End