Title: Sheikha saves Sheikh Chilli
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"

 Once Sheikh Chilli returned home somewhat earlier than usual and was walking on the path to
his house. Suddenly, out came a massively muscled Kala Shudra Goonda (black Shudra goon), who
was so powerful he looked like an incarnation of the legendary Dravidian King Ravana of Lanka,
To his fright, the Shudra snarled at him! Intimidated, Sheikh Chilli immediately retreated and
waited for the frightening Dravidian warrior to pass.

 Then he quickly entered his house and found his half-nangoo (naked) Bibi, the Sheikha,
getting dressed, pulling her tight churidar shalwar over her feet. Before he could say
something, however, the Sheikha, quickly scolded him.

 "Oh you Bhosrika (Son of a Big-Vagina Woman)! What is wrong with you?" she asked
aggressively.

 "My Bibi, when I came into our house, I saw a big Kala Shudra Goonda come out, who looked
like he was a Bacha (son) of Ravana !" he replied in a breathless voice.

 "So, what is your problem?" she retorted coolly.

 "O Sheikha, he snarled at me and I was so scared he would beat me!" he said.

 "Well, don't worry, he is gone now !" said the Sheikha.

 "Yes, that is true! I am safe now !" replied the Sheikh, happy.

 "But don't be too happy," replied the Sheikha with a sly smile. "He may beat you the next
time you meet him !" 

 "O Sheikha, does that Ravanoo come here often?" he asked.

 "Oh yes, he does !" she replied. "Almost every day, in fact !"

 "By Allah, what will I do now ? The next time he sees me, I am sure he will beat me !" 
complained Sheikh Chilli.

 "Don't worry about that, my little Sheikh Chilli! He is a good dost (friend) of mine, and I 
will tell him not to hurt you !" she replied, soothing his nerves.

 "Oh, thank you my Bibi !" replied the Sheikh. "I am so fortunate I have such a devoted Bibi!"
and he was happy for the rest of the day!

The End