Title: Shudrani aur Punjabi ki Shaadi
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi
 Category: joke, masala, hindi, urdu

Hindustani Original:
 Dravidi ne Punjabi se shaadi ki. Suhag-raat ke baad:
 Shudrani: Mujhe talaq de pati.
 Punjabi: Kyu ?
 Shudrani: Bhosrika, jitni badi teri Lulli hai, usse bada tho Shudra ka jeebh hoti hai!

English Translation:
 A Dravidi (Dravidian woman) married a Punjabi. After the Wedding-Night:
 Shudrani (Shudra woman): Give me a divorce, my husband.
 Punjabi: Why ?
 Shudrani: Son of a Big-Vagina Woman, the size of your penis is the size of a Shudra man's
tongue!

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