Chilghan and the Bathers
 Author; Unknown
 Status: Incomplete

One day two guys, named Ram and Gopal go to Chillghan's place and 
request him to take them under his
training to become shayar. He looks at them and tells them that 
they dont look like they can become
shayars, and swears at them and asks them to leave. But they 
request him alot and tell him that they
would do anything to be his students. After arguing about 15-20 
minutes, Chillghan agrees to take
them under his training.
After about a weeks training, Ram and Gopal ask Chillghan that 
they will go out in the town and bug
a few people with their newly learnt shaayari. So Chillghan says, 
"Nahi maa ke laudo, abhi tum log
taiyaar nahi hue logon ko pakane ke liye." They tell him that if 
they don't return within an hour,
he can come and get them. So he agrees with them.
They go out in the town and while walking, they peep through an 
open window and see a naked woman
bathing, and they comment, "kitne ghane hain iski chut ke baal". 
The lady hears that, and right away
wraps herself in a saree and comes out and asks them for their 
names and who they are. They tell her
that they are Ram and Gopal and that they are Chillghan's 
students. So she tells them that she would
ask her a question and they have to answer it in a shaayari way, 
and until they don't answer her
question they can't leave, and they agree. She asks them, "Kitne 
ghane hain meri chut ke baal,
ismein dono phas gaye Ram, Gopal?". Ram and Gopal being naive, 
under-training shayars, don't
understand her question and sit there thinking for an answer. Two 
hours pass by and Chillghan
wonders where these assholes were, becaus they said they would be 
back within an hour, and he goes
out in search of them. And finds them sitting on a bench with this 
lady. He goes there and asks
them, "Ek ghanta abhi nahi hua madarchodo?". And they tell him 
what happened and that this lady
won't leave them until they don't reply her question. Chillghan 
asks what the question was, so the
lady says, "Achha to tum ho Chillghan, bahut suna hai tumhare 
baare mein. Tumhare patthe mere aasaan
sawaal ka jawaab nahi de sake, to ye ab nahi jaa sakte, jab tak us 
sawaal ka jawaab nahi milta." So
Chillghan asks her what the question was and that he would reply 
her question. She again throws the
question, "Kitne ghane hain meri chut ke baal, ismein dono phas 
gaye Ram, Gopal?". And Chillghan
prompty, within one second replies her, "Utha lund, toot gaye chut 
ke baal, chut gaye dono Ram,
Gopal." and takes them back with him.