Title: Akbar, Birbal aur Jamnabai
 Author: Unknown

Ek baar, Akbar ke darbar mein ek randi ne mujra kiya. Woh badi hi
KATEELI NACHANIYA thi. Itni zor se naachi ke sabke lavde tan gaye.

Akbar bahut khush ho gaya. Usne randi ko kaha, "Jamnabai, bol
tujhe kya inaam chahiye meri jaan? Sona-chandi, heere-moti,
jaageer.... kya chahiye, bol. Agar teri kisise dushmani ho to woh
bhi bataa de......uski maa behen chod di jayegi."

Randi bahut khush hui muh maange inaam ki baat sunke. Par woh
bahut hi bhenchod kism ki aurat thi. Uske gandu dimaag mein to
kuch aur hi tha.

Woh Akbar se boli, "Jahanpanah, jaan ki salaamati mile to kuch arz
karoon".

Akbar waise hi uske naach pe bahut bhavuk ho gaya tha. Woh bola,
"Jo marzi maang, Jamna darling."

Randi boli,"Jahanpanah, mujhe aapki raajgadi pe tatti karni hai."

Ek baar to Akbar ko samajh hi nahin aaya ki kya yeh randi ki GAAND
BAWLI to nahin ho gayi? Lekin woh mana bhi nahin kar sakta
tha....promise jo kar diya tha. Usne randi ko kuch aur maangne ke
liye kaha, par randi bhi bahut seasoned campaigner thi.... woh
nahin maani. Akbar bhi bechara kya karta, usne 15 din baad ki date
dedi.

Usne socha ki baad mein randi pe pressure dalwa ke cancel karwa
dega, par bahen ki laudi maan ke tayyar nahin thi. Jab Tatti-day
nazdeek aa gaya, Akbar ki gaand bahut zyaada phat gayi....usne us
waqt Birbal ko yaad kiya.

Usne Birbal se kaha ki ab mughal sultanat ki izzat usi ke haath
mein hai. Birbal ne bhi Akbar ko promise kar diya ki chaahe use
apni maa kyon na chudwaani pade, woh mughal sultanat ki izzat pe
aanch nahin aane dega. Akbar bhi nischint ho gaya.

Finally Tatti-day aa gaya. Akbar to raat bhar so bhi nahin saka.
Bhenchod ki khud ki tatti band ho gayi. Subah -subah randi ne
darbaar mein grand entrance maara. Kehne lagi, "Jahanpanah, main
teen din se nahin hagi hoon... jaldi se raajgaddi pe haggi maarne
ki vyawastha kijiye."

Akbar ne phatti gaand ke saath Birbal ki taraf dekha. Birbal to
bahen ka lauda hasi has raha tha. Apni seat se khada hua aur bola,
"Jamnabai, tumne tatti karne ki demand ki thi....so karo. Lekin
agar ek boond bhi moot nikal aaya to yeh talwaar teri aur teri maa
ki choot mein ghusa ke gaand se nikaal doonga....!! Bol manzoor
hai?"

Randi ko samajh aa gaya ki is baar uska paala kisi andu pandu se
nahin, Birbal jaise gaandu se pada hai. Woh chupchaap uthi aur
patli gali se ghar chali gayi.........

The End