Title: Hydrabadi Shayar ki Kahani Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi A very chodu (naughty) shaayar made it to the marriage party of a Nizam's daughter. He was behaving pretty well when some people asked him to say a sher. These people were expecting something nice from him, but then he started... SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA TERI NANI PAIR UTHAYE, CHODE MERA NANA! People were shocked to hear this though this shayar had a famous background of telling some really gandu shayaris. But this being a Royal Marriage, people requested him to say something about the wedding. To humare shayar sahab ne farmaya... KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI... People - WAH!, WAH, IRSHAAD, IRSHAAD !!!! KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI... KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI... CHUDEGI AAJ LAUNDI NIZAM KI. This started to enrage the audience. They started abusing and throwing stones at the Hyderabadi Shayar (poet). On this he again started... AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON... This calmed people a bit. AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON... MAA KE LAUDON, PATTHAR TO NA MARO This time, the people went out of control and started beating and kicking him. He begged them for mercy but they were not ready to listen to him any more, so he finally stated..... GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE, GAND MARLO HAMARI.. GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE, GAND MARLO HAMARI.... JAB BAHARE-CHAMAN MAIN HONGE, MAA CHOD-DENGE TUMHARI... Rest is history. But the history stayed with him when he grew up. Ab jaahir hai ki aise chutiye ke prem me koi padega nahi. To yeh shayar Hyderabaad se Bombai pyaar ka chakkar chalane ke liye aaya. Ek usne achchhi ladki ko dekha. Ladki ka dhyaan kahi aur tha to shaayar sahaab ne wahi farma diya... MUDHKAR ZARA IDHAR BHI DEKH ZAALIM KE TAMANNA HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI CHUT TERE PAAS HAI TO KYA LUND HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI You won't believe it. But the girl liked this shayri and she fell for him.Things went well for them for next few days lekin woh ladki kuch aage nahi badhne deti thi. To ek suhana mousam pe humare dost ne use kahe hi dala... DIL TO DIYA HAI TUJHE PAR EK SHART LAGAYI HAI LENI HAI WOHi CHEEZ JO TUNE TANGO ME CHHEPAYEE HAI That was it! Ladki ek dam ruth gayi aur shayar se milna jhulna chhod diya. To shayar ki haalat bhi kharab ho gayi. Dost log bhi khairat puchhne chale aaye. To cheer him up, they requested him to say a sher dedicated to her. So he goes... BEDARD ZAMANA KYA JAANE KYA CHEEZ JUDAAI HOTI HAI HUM LUND PAKAD KAR BAITHE HAI, JABKI GHAR GHAR ME CHUDAI HOTI HAI Yeh sunkar dost log hil gaye. Koi bola lund ko sambhalo. To koi kaheta hai ki agar lund ko pakad kar baithoge to mutne kaise jaoge? To shayar bolta hai... KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LUND YAHAN MUTNEKO AATA HAI? KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LUND YAHAN MUTNEKO AATA HAI? ARE WOH TO CHUT KI YAAD ME AANSU BAHANE AATA HAI Yeh sun kar sab dost log aur bhi pareshaan ho gaye. Ek dost se to yeh suna bhi nahi gaya. To woh dost bolta hai ki mei kaise bhi karke teri darling ko waapis bulaunga. Tere paas waapis aake tujh pe ek ehsaan karne khi bhikh mangunga. Ab aap log to jaante hi ho ki yeh shayar log kitne independant hote hai. To humare shayar ko yeh ehsaan lene wali baat kuch pasand nahi aayi. To woh bola... EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA, HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAI EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA, HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAI JAB BHI YAAD UNKI AATI HAI, OOTH OOTH DUBARA KARTE HAI Mahebooba kabhi waapis nahi aayi. To uski yaad bhula ne ke liye wohi shaayar Delhi chala gaya. Wahan jab Qutub Minar dekha to bola: DEKH KE QUTUB MINAR, SHAYAR KA DIMMAG DODA ASMAAN KO CHODNE CHALA DHARTI KA LAUDA Is par Delhi police ki gaand mein khujli hui to usey pakad liya gaya aur court mein pesh kiya gaya. Jab Judge sahiba ne poocha "tumhe kuch kehna hai?" to woh bola: AIYE SANAM UTHA KALAM MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI AIYE SANAM UTHA KALAM MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI MAA CHOD DOONGA SABKI... On such a contempt of court, he was ordered to be hanged till death. When he was buried, the judge sahiba visited his grave. Needless to say, she was very mad so she pissed on his grave. Judge sahiba ke jane ke baad is shayar ke bhoot ne ek arz farmaya... WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PAR AUR MOOTT KAR CHALE GAYE WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PAR AUR MOOTT KAR CHALE GAYE MUTNE KA TO BAHANA THA WOH CHUT DIKHAKAR CHALE GAYE....!! The End