Moolla Do-Pyaza and His Minar
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 Mid-Wife: Moolla Sahib, Your Bibi (wife) just had Triplets.
 Moolla Do-Pyaza (ogling Mid-Wife): No Wonder! My Zubb (penis) is so Big! 
   By Allah, it is just like a Safed Minar (White Minaret)!
 Mid-Wife (unimpressed): Then/But it's Still (Must be) Much Smaller than those Dravidian 
 Char-Minars, because all Her Children are Kala (black)!




The End