Royal Penis Size Comparison
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 One day at Shah Jehan's Darbar, the Shahanshah decided that there should be a penis size
competition of all the tributary rulers, to see who was the best man.  The Maratha Peshwa
stood forth and exposed his fair male organ.  At this the audience exclaimed, "Jai Maharashtra
!" Then the Rajput Raja came forth, and uncovered his penis from his pyjamas. His organ was
larger than the Maratha, and so the audience exclaimed more loudly, "Rajputana Zindabad !"
Then the Navab of Oudh stepped forward and took out his red tool. It was even bigger than the
Rajput's, so the audience shouted, "Oudh Zindabad!" Then the Raja of Telingana stepped forward
and pulled out his big black Dravidian organ. It was the largest of all, and so the audience
shouted "Telingana Zindabad!"  Finally, the King of England, as representative of the East
India Company, stepped forward and took out his organ, which was the smallest of all. 
Thereupon the audience said in a muted voice, "God save the Queen!"

The End