Sheikh Chilli's Successful Conversion of the Dravidian Man to Islam
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: latifa, mazaq, joke, masala
 
 Long Version:

 Once Sheikh Chilli was trying to convert a Dravidian Man to Islam.  
After some debate, the Dravidian said, "Let me sleep with your lovely 
fair Bibi (wife) for a night, then I will convert to Islam." 

 The Sheikh hesitated, for he was sorely jealous of his fair
Bibi.  With this the Shudra continued, "By letting me sleep with your
Bibi, you prove that there really is no caste system in Islam. And you 
are doing your pious duty of converting us Kaffirs to Islam."
 
 Convinced, Sheikh Chilli agreed. So he let the Dravidian Man go into 
his bedroom and enjoy his Bibi the whole night. 

 The next morning, the Shudra came out and said, "That was the best 
Fuddi (vagina) I ever had!  Muhammad Zindabad! I now convert to Islam!"  
The Sheikh was happy, and thanked Allah. 
 
 But then the Sheikha, Sheikh Chilli's Bibi, came out of the bedroom
and exclaimed, "That Buzurg Kala Zubb (big black penis) was the biggest
and best I ever had! Shudra-Linga Zindabad! I now convert to Shaivism!"


Short SMS Version:

 Sheikh Chilli was trying to convert a Dravidian to Islam. Dravidian 
said he'd convert if he can chod Chilli's Bibi & Chilli agrees.
Next Morning:
 Dravidian: That's the best Fuddi (vagina) ever! I now convert to Islam!
 Sheikha: That's the biggest Zubb (penis) ever! I now convert to Shaivism!

The End