Triplets and a Chimney
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 Mid-Wife: Your Bibi just had triplets.
 Moolla Do-Pyaza: I am not surprised. My Lund (black) is as big as a Chimney!
 Mid-Wife (unimpressed): Better get it cleaned then - they are all black!

The End