Neem repels Telingana Black Snakes
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 One day Sheikh Chilli returned home much earlier from namaz (prayer) and found his fair Bibi
(wife), his precious Sheikha, totally nangi (naked), seated on a massively muscled and equally
nangoo (naked) Kala Shudra Goonda (black Shudra goon) and enjoying wild intercourse. Chilli
then went to the bazaar and bought some Neem leaves. After this he walked around and returned
home at the normal time. His Bibi was alone by then and greeted him, pretending nothing had
happened. Whereupon the Sheikh opened his Bibi's shalwar and pushed the Neem leaves into her
Fuddi (vagina). 
 Angrily she asked, "What is that you Haramzada ? Why you are pushing that into my Koosi
(vagina) ?"
 Whereupon the Sheikh replied, "Neem leaves repel Telingana Black Snakes !"

 The End