My Zubb is so Big ....
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 My Zubb is so big, the Mulla of Mecca blessed it.
 My Zubb is so big, my urologist is a Nepali.
 My Zubb is so big, Mullas use it as a Minar from which to call the Prayers.
 My Zubb is so big, it stretches across the Vindhyas and Hind Kush mountains. 
 My Zubb is so big, I should be a Shudra.
 My Zubb is so big, the farmers of Punjab use it to irrigate their fields when I urinate.
 My Zubb is so big, one of my female ancestors must have slept with a Shudra man.
 My Zubb is so big, it is a VVIP - a Very Very Important Penis.
 My Zubb is so big, Dravidians say that "He has got a big Lingam".
 My Zubb is so big, when I am in Oudh, my partner enjoys me in Bengal.
 My Zubb is so big, women say I am a Telingani below the belly.
 My Zubb is so big, the Police use it to beat Goondas. 
 My Zubb is so big, it is worshipped as a divine Shiva-Lingam in Tamil Nadu.
  

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