Magic Ring
 by Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"

 Sheikh Chilli was extremely jealous of his Bibi, and concerned she might make him a
qarnu (cuckold). One night as he lay next to her and slept, a Jinn (ghost) appeared in his
dreams and asked him, "Do you want me to make sure that your Bibi remains faithful ?"

 "Yes!" replied Sheikh Chilli in glee. 

 "Here, take this magic ring. As long as you have this ring upon your finger, no man shall
make you a qarnu (cuckold)," quoth the Jinn. 

 "Yes, I shall wear it always !" replied Sheikh Chilli.

 Wearing the ring, Sheikh Chilli was very happy and went to sleep. When he awoke, he
found his finger in his Bibi's Koon (anus)!

The End