Why Having a Short Fair Aryan Soo-soo is better than a Big Black Dravidian Linga ...
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 1. Fewer mosquito bites as smaller surface to bite on
 2. No unseemly bulges when wearing tight shalwars and pyjamas
 3. Less chance of a begum's kick to your groin hitting your genitals,
 4. Can easily enjoy Aurats (women) in their tight koons (anuses).
 5. Less risk of infection in general as area is smaller.
 6. Can even buy very tight pyjamas and shorts, as no inconvenient proturbences,
 7. Quicker to clean as less area to wash,
 8. When using kursi toilets, no chance of your Soo-soo dipping into the water,
 9. Does not scare off very young girls when they play with it,
 10. Easier to deflower virgins as less pain,
 And the most important reason it is best to have a small fair soo-soo!
 11. Best of all, looking at garm aurats (hot women) on the road, nobody notices your erection!