What is Protestant Britain's Longest Gift to India ? 
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 a: The Indian Railway track, the longest toilet in the world. 
 Besides crushing millions of Slave (oops! the Squaddies insist its "Forced") Labourers to
death, the cheapest sub-standard iron to build it, and putting the world's worst wagons on it,
the British made it into a long toilet from Kashmir to Kanniyakumari, the longest toilet in
the world!

The End