Pappu Redefined
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 Tirkit tana tirkit tana teeri tana lets Chod.
 Hai muscular, hai popular, 2 Testicular, he's a bachelor
 Pappu ka Lund tight hai, Pappu ka Thook white hai
 Pappu ka Lund tez hai,
 Prostitutes me craze hai
 Pappu ka Lund chota kyun, pappu dikhta angrez hai
 Viagara ki goli haatho me,
 Condom durex wala
 But Pappu can't chod saala.
 Ki Pappu thok nai sakta
 Tikrit tana tirkit tana teeri tana lets chod . 



 Original Lyrics from 'Pappu Cant Dance' from movie 'Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na'.

 tirkit dana trikit dana tiri nana westerns - (2)
 hai muscular, hai popular -2 spectacular he is bachelor
  (he is muscular, he is popular -2 spectacular, he is bachelor)
 pappu ki gadi tez hai, pappu kudiyo me craze hai
  (pappu is sharp, pappu is craze among girls)
 pappu ki aankhe light blue, pappu dikhata angregi hai
  (pappu's eyes are light blue, pappu look like a british)
 radio ki ghadi haatho me, perfume guciwala
  (he has rado watch on his hand and guci perfume)
 but (pappu can't dance sala -2)
  (but pappu can't dance)
 haan pappu nach nahi sakata
  (yes, but pappu can't dance)

 tirkit dana trikit dana tiri nana westerns.....
 paida pappu huwa toh kismate chamaki
  (when pappu was born, his stars (fate) were bright)
 aur usake mooh me thi chaandi ki chamachi
  (and there was spoon of silver in his mouth (he was born in rich family))
 hey ye ye pappu ke pas hai paisa
  (pappu has money)
 hey ye ye hato ke mail jaisa
  (in large amount)
 hey ye ye pappu yaaro ka yaar hai
  (pappu got many friends)
 pappu smart hai short hai
  (pappu is smart and short)
 but pappu can't dance salaa - (2)
  (but pappu can't dance)
 pappu nach nahi sakta
  (but pappu can't dance)

 tirkit dana trikit dana tiri nana...... - (2)
 papa kehte hai bada naam karega
   (my father says that i will make a big name in future)
 mera pappu to aisa kaam karega
  (he says that his pappu will do such thing/work in future)
 pappu ke pas hai mba, karta hai france me holiday
  (pappu is MBA, he is used to spend holidays in France)
 pappu guitar bajata hai, jahan jata hai chaa jaata hai
  (pappu plays Guitar, wherever he goes, he makes his mark there)
 but pappu can't dance salaa
  (but pappu can't dance)
 tirkit dana trikit dana tiri nana westerns.......
 but pappu can't dance salaa
  (but pappu can't dance)
 tirkit dana trikit dana tiri nana
 pappu nach nahi sakta
   (but pappu can't dance)
 tirkit dana trikit dana tiri nana westerns
 but pappu can't dance salaa
 but pappu can't dance

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Pappu is very popular, he is muscular, spectacular, bachelor
He drives fast cars. And girls are crazy about him
He has blue eyes and looks like an English man
He wears Rado watch and wears Gucci perfume
But Pappu can't dance...

Pappu was born lucky with a silver spoon in his mouth
He has money
He has friends
Pappu is hot and he is smart
But Pappu can't dance

Pappu's father is proud of him
He believes Pappu will make a great name for himself
He has MBA
He holidays in France
He plays guitar
He is comfortable everywhere
But Pappu can't dance :))

 The End