Long Gajars and Baigans
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 Bibi: Gajar, Muli, Baigan lambe lana.
 Showhar: Nai launga. Tum iska galat istemal karogi.
 Bibi: Tumhe kyu dard horaha he. Tumhari gaand me thodi dalungi.