Brahmin Sheeshna Limericks
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke
 Code: brahmin, pandoo, pande, panda

MIDWIFE OF POONA 
 There was once a midwife of Poona, 
 Who cried "Hell and Damnation!"
 There's no procreation - 
 So I have no business at all
 For God made the Brahmin penis too small!"

PANDOO WITH ERECTION
 What happens when a Pandoo (Brahmin) with an erection walks into a wall ? 
 His nose hits the wall.

 The End