Lost Husband
 by Saif

 A Bibi went to the thana (police station) with her neighbour to report her missing Showhar (husband). The
Thanedar (constable) asked her for a description.

 She said, "He is middle aged, very tall, has a shaven head, dark black skin, an athletic build like a Malabari
wrestler, and looks like a Shudra Goonda."

 The neighbour protested, "But your Showhar is only five and a half foot, is really fair, has black hair, is and
is chubby !"

 To this the Bibi replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back ?"

 The End