Doodool aur Zubb ke Latifey
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 Girl : Zaroor Duniya mein sab se bari Doodool tumhari hogi
 Londa (Khush hokar) : Kyun ?
 Girl : Kyon ke is ke baad Zubb ki category shuru hoti hai!