Cannot Get it Down
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 A Shudra man had taken some especially powerful Ayurvedic aphrodisiacs with his Bibi and
hence had priapism for several days. No matter what he did he could not lose his erection. He
went to the medicine shop and asked the Aurat (woman) behind the counter if he could talk to a
Hakim.

 She was a litte annoyed by his assumption. "I am the Hakim."

 "No, I need to talk to a male Hakim," he said.

 "I am a Hakim. My Bubu (sister) is a Hakim. We own this store.  So, you have to ask me any
question you would ask a male Hakim."

 Irritated, the Shudra pulled out his organ. Twelve inches long with a swollen black Kinaaf
(glans).

 "Fine, Hakim! What can you give me for this ?"

 Embarassed, the female Hakim said, "Yes... I have to consult with my Bubu." With this she
disappeared into the store.

 A while later she came back still flushed red in her face. 

 "We can give you five thousand rupees for a nice weekend and a half share in our store."

The End