Offensive Questions you can ask a Woman who has a Shudra Goonda ...
 Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
 Item: Joke

 Q: Do you know why do people call your Shudra yar a "telescope" ?
 A: Because his big Kala Lund makes you see stars. 

 Q: I heard people call your Shudra Yar "Onion". You know why ?
 A: His big Dravidian Lund makes you cry. 

 Q: Why do they call your Shudra Goonda a "plumber" ?
 A: You can probably his Maha Kala Shudra Lund (big black Shudra penis) deep in your pipe.

 Note: After cracking these jokes, it is recommended that you quickly disappear to avoid 
 being kicked in the groin or being beaten to a Kofta by her Shudra Goonda.

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